Ya mean like this---
We have here such a collection of rogues that the world has never seen
before-not the general public has any desire, yay even the slightest
glimmer of lust to see these grubby,low-browed,
misbegotten sons and daughters of infected loins and base sexual practices.
Perhaps we should open a traveling carnival to perchance make a
small sum for the righteous punishment delivered by heaven on their parents and neighbors.
The exhibits would most likely be too awful for pregnant women and small
children,but perhaps witgh a disclaimer form and a warning,
we could exhibit the doglady(really I like wolves), the world's smallest male organelle(with a name like MAX),
the bearded lady(oops that's Hun to you),
the world's smartest man(sort of a comedy routine starring wiggles)And our favorite medium
(Ar,when he is not channelling Stercutus-the greek god of the sewers). All of these acts will
announced proudly with the assistance of a fruit box for a podium(where are we going to find
a boater in a child size?) by our very own DON!!!
Sometimes I get elquent....heads.....heads