Here's you one:

When I was in school, there was this girl named Grace that I desperately wanted to ask out.  She was the most attractive woman I'd ever seen in my life.  Beautiful blonde hair, big green eyes, perfect smile, perfect body...you get the idea.

Well, a semester went by without me asking her out, and the next semester I never saw her anymore.  So, a friend of mine got me her phone number, and I called her up.  It just turns out that she and I were both going to the ice rink that night for some games of broom ball.

Well, she shows up late, and my team is in the finals.  I see her, but figure that I'll introduce myself after I play.

So, in the game some numbnuts slides into my feet, making me land chin first on the ice.  Blood everywhere, skin hanging from my chin, blood spurting, girls screaming, etc.

I end up going to the hostpital, and never got to introduce myself.  The following week, she met the man she ended up marrying.  [B)]

If she was there by herself she received an invitation. You must be friends with either the groom or the bride, ask-admit you're a dope for not asking her name (don't admit you forgot it-particularly if you are talking to the bride, rather she was so beautiful you forgot to ask her name or some such baloney) Someone sent her an invitation there's the name and address. Get going, never know if you don't try. She's probably home in a thong cleaning her Bushy right now waiting for the phone to ring.