The Top Ten Reasons Men Prefer Rifles Over Women

[ARCHIVED THREAD] - The Top Ten Reasons Men Prefer Rifles Over Women

Posted: 9/15/2010 5:35:11 AM EDT

The
Top Ten Reasons

Men Prefer Rifles Over Women
#10. You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.

#9. You can keep one Rifle at home and have another for when you're on the road.

#8. If you admire a friend's Rifle and tell him so, he will probably let you
try it out a few times.
#7. Your primary Rifle doesn't mind if you keep another Rifle for a backup.

#6. Your Rifle will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.
#5. A Rifle doesn't take up a lot of closet space.
#4. Rifles function normally every day of the month.
#3. A Rifle doesn't ask, "Do these new grips make me look fat?"
#2. A Rifle doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.
And the number one reason a Rifle is favored over a woman:

# 1. YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A
RIFLE

Posted: 9/15/2010 5:50:01 AM EDT

[#1]

Posted: 9/15/2010 5:51:14 AM EDT

[#2]

Full of WIN.

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Posted: 9/15/2010 5:52:21 AM EDT

[#3]

HEYOH!

Posted: 9/15/2010 5:56:00 AM EDT

[#4]

Excellent...

However 10 is slightly wrong....

#10. You can trade an old 44 for TWO new 22s.

Posted: 9/15/2010 8:30:11 AM EDT

[#5]

Lulz.

Posted: 9/15/2010 8:36:27 AM EDT

[#6]

Ancient, but still comical.

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