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Posted: 9/12/2010 1:39:03 PM EDT
I've been drunk. However; I have not been to jail every time I've been drunk.
Link Posted: 9/12/2010 1:39:39 PM EDT
[#1]
1st.

ETA-


ETA 2-
Link Posted: 9/12/2010 1:59:06 PM EDT
[#2]
Hmmmmm.  Sounds worthy of a .GOV study and grant.
Link Posted: 9/12/2010 2:00:09 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 9/12/2010 2:01:17 PM EDT
[#4]
I'll just sit back and watch this one...
Link Posted: 9/12/2010 2:03:12 PM EDT
[#5]
Do you have a brother named John?

 
Link Posted: 9/12/2010 2:04:07 PM EDT
[#6]
Keep going.  One more line and you've got a LSAT logic problem.
Link Posted: 9/12/2010 2:04:13 PM EDT
[#7]
So what'd you do this weekend?

Do you remember?
Link Posted: 9/12/2010 2:05:01 PM EDT
[#8]
So you're saying that jails gravitate towards drunkness slightly more than drunkness towards jails.  Interesting.
Link Posted: 9/12/2010 2:05:09 PM EDT
[#9]
Soooooo.......You're an alchoholic? OK. Welcome brother.
Link Posted: 9/12/2010 2:06:34 PM EDT
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Hmmmmm.  Sounds worthy of a .GOV study and grant.


nice idea. I'm sure it is something that the .gov would support
Link Posted: 9/12/2010 2:07:15 PM EDT
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Do you have a brother named John?  


no, but I know someone named John.
Link Posted: 9/12/2010 2:08:24 PM EDT
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Wow, I feel the same way!  Every time I go to the jail, I bring a drunk...  Oh, wait....  Nevermind.

Link Posted: 9/12/2010 2:08:26 PM EDT
[#13]
That statement and the subsequent rereading and analyzing I had to do makes me want to take a pizza cutting wheel to your face.
Link Posted: 9/12/2010 2:09:39 PM EDT
[#14]
This almost seems like a temperance thread
Link Posted: 9/12/2010 2:11:10 PM EDT
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I've been drunk. However; I have not been to jail every time I've been drunk.


I think I know the solution to your jail problem.

Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile
Link Posted: 9/12/2010 2:19:26 PM EDT
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Hmmmmm.  Sounds worthy of a .GOV study and grant.


Did someone say grant?  


Link Posted: 9/12/2010 2:21:11 PM EDT
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Hmmmmm.  Sounds worthy of a .GOV study and grant.


Did someone say grant?  


http://www.paradoxmind.com/1301/Civil%20War/General%20Grant.jpg


there's a hall of fame drinker!
Link Posted: 9/12/2010 2:27:37 PM EDT
[#18]
You obviously can't handle your liquor.
Link Posted: 9/12/2010 2:28:42 PM EDT
[#19]
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You obviously can't handle your liquor.


Or go full retard with a few drinks.
Link Posted: 9/12/2010 2:30:22 PM EDT
[#20]
And everytime you've been to jail you got laid too.
Link Posted: 9/12/2010 2:30:27 PM EDT
[#21]
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You obviously can't handle your liquor.


Or go full retard with a few drinks.


yeah that's it I go full retard after a few drinks.
Link Posted: 9/12/2010 2:30:37 PM EDT
[#22]

in my uneducated opinion you're a mellow drunk



Link Posted: 9/12/2010 2:31:51 PM EDT
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I've been drunk. However; I have not been to jail every time I've been drunk.



Are you bragging or complaining???
Link Posted: 9/12/2010 2:35:18 PM EDT
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You obviously can't handle your liquor.


Or go full retard with a few drinks.


yeah that's it I go full retard after a few drinks.


Glad I could help.
Link Posted: 9/12/2010 2:37:50 PM EDT
[#25]
Hells yeah!!! Hold my Beer and watch this!
Link Posted: 9/12/2010 2:41:13 PM EDT
[#26]
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I've been drunk. However; I have not been to jail every time I've been drunk.


I think I know the solution to your jail problem.

Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile


He thinks the people who keep "Snitching" to the police that he's driving drunk need to MYOB.
Link Posted: 9/12/2010 2:49:35 PM EDT
[#27]
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I've been drunk. However; I have not been to jail every time I've been drunk.


I think I know the solution to your jail problem.

Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile


He thinks the people who keep "Snitching" to the police that he's driving drunk need to MYOB.


quit stalking me dude, you're starting to creep me out.
Link Posted: 9/12/2010 2:51:12 PM EDT
[#28]
how many times did you take it in the pooper while in jail?
Link Posted: 9/12/2010 2:52:34 PM EDT
[#29]
Cool story Bro









Link Posted: 9/12/2010 2:54:05 PM EDT
[#30]
would you like my card?
Link Posted: 9/12/2010 2:55:13 PM EDT
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Cool story Bro











see now, that's the GD I know and love.
Link Posted: 9/12/2010 2:55:22 PM EDT
[#32]
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I've been drunk. However; I have not been to jail every time I've been drunk.


I think I know the solution to your jail problem.

Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile


He thinks the people who keep "Snitching" to the police that he's driving drunk need to MYOB.


quit stalking me dude, you're starting to creep me out.


I can't........I.......I.......I think I'm in love with you!!!
Link Posted: 9/12/2010 2:59:35 PM EDT
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I've been drunk. However; I have not been to jail every time I've been drunk.


I think I know the solution to your jail problem.

Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile


He thinks the people who keep "Snitching" to the police that he's driving drunk need to MYOB.


quit stalking me dude, you're starting to creep me out.


I can't........I.......I.......I think I'm in love with you!!!


I rost, that made me laugh.
Link Posted: 9/12/2010 3:09:14 PM EDT
[#34]
On 1
Link Posted: 9/12/2010 3:12:10 PM EDT
[#35]
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I've been drunk. However; I have not been to jail every time I've been drunk.






W.C Fields, 1940

Link Posted: 9/12/2010 3:13:49 PM EDT
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I've been drunk. However; I have not been to jail every time I've been drunk.






W.C Fields, 1940



My all time favorite drunkard.
Link Posted: 9/12/2010 3:15:06 PM EDT
[#37]
Drank heavy...really heavy for like 15 years....never went to jail. Guess I was fairly good at it.
Link Posted: 9/12/2010 3:15:22 PM EDT
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I've been drunk. However; I have not been to jail every time I've been drunk.


The Man takes a Drink:  And the Drink Takes the Man...

Link Posted: 9/12/2010 3:20:55 PM EDT
[#39]
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Wow, I feel the same way!  Every time I go to the jail, I bring a drunk...  Oh, wait....  Nevermind.



Link Posted: 9/12/2010 3:22:09 PM EDT
[#40]
That's deep man.
Link Posted: 9/12/2010 3:39:44 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 9/12/2010 3:40:46 PM EDT
[#42]
Stop drinking and going to jail.  You're costing the taxpayer too much money to house you.
Link Posted: 9/12/2010 3:42:03 PM EDT
[#43]
Every square is a rectangle but not every rectangle is a square.
Link Posted: 9/12/2010 3:42:55 PM EDT
[#44]
I was framed.
Link Posted: 9/12/2010 3:52:28 PM EDT
[#45]
When I went to jail, I was actually sober.

Yes, it was THAT bad.
Link Posted: 9/12/2010 4:39:28 PM EDT
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Hmmmmm.  Sounds worthy of a .GOV study and grant.




Did someone say grant?  


Fuck Grant. Lee FTW!!!!

 
Link Posted: 9/12/2010 4:41:45 PM EDT
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Hmmmmm.  Sounds worthy of a .GOV study and grant.




Did someone say grant?  
I laughed.





 
Link Posted: 9/12/2010 4:45:20 PM EDT
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Hmmmmm.  Sounds worthy of a .GOV study and grant.


Did someone say grant?  

Fuck Grant. Lee FTW!!!!  


Its not your fight Canuck!
Link Posted: 9/12/2010 4:47:30 PM EDT
[#49]
mmmmmm beer
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