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Posted: 9/11/2010 9:50:46 PM EDT
[#1]
He's living in your attic.
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Posted: 9/11/2010 9:50:54 PM EDT
[#2]
Not sure if serious.
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Posted: 9/11/2010 9:51:22 PM EDT
[#3]
Waiting for an update from the OP where he sheepishly posts pictures of his own sloshed ass sleepwalking to the fridge.
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Posted: 9/11/2010 9:52:06 PM EDT
[#4]
imagetcha is getting himself by sleepwalking into beer.
that or its another family member.
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Posted: 9/11/2010 9:52:20 PM EDT
[#5]
Quoted: his own sloshed ass sleepwalking to the fridge. My first thoughts. |
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Posted: 9/11/2010 9:52:46 PM EDT
[#6]
Wait...really?
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Posted: 9/11/2010 9:53:26 PM EDT
[#7]
It's your dog stealing the brew.
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Posted: 9/11/2010 9:53:31 PM EDT
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Quoted:
Waiting for an update from the OP where he sheepishly posts pictures of his own sloshed ass sleepwalking to the fridge. Yea, I was thinking the same thing. |
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Posted: 9/11/2010 9:53:50 PM EDT
[#9]
Humor is elusive to GD
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Posted: 9/11/2010 9:54:10 PM EDT
[#10]
your wife is trying to tell you something
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Posted: 9/11/2010 9:55:51 PM EDT
[#11]
Do you take Ambien or any other sleep aid?
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Posted: 9/11/2010 9:56:25 PM EDT
[#12]
tagged for picks of the thief
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Posted: 9/11/2010 9:57:38 PM EDT
[#13]
You have kids? Living with relatives?
Sometimes, I drink more beer than I realize. Or it could be your dog. Awaiting trail cam updates. (and quietly drinking free beers) |
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Posted: 9/11/2010 9:57:51 PM EDT
[#14]
Quoted: Waiting for an update from the OP where he sheepishly posts pictures of his own sloshed ass sleepwalking to the fridge. |
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Posted: 9/11/2010 9:58:05 PM EDT
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He's living in your attic. This. All bullshit aside, this happened to me. Homeless person living in my attic. I discovered their shit one afternoon when I went up there. I went up looking for rats/cats/bats whatever the fuck was thumping up there at night, and found candles, blanket, food wrappers, crack pipe, etc... Our house had a utility room with 'outside the house only' access. In there was also a small attic access. Wife did laundry out there, never locked the door, figuring "Its just the washroom", etc.. Thankfully, the squatter wasnt up there. I tossed all the shit in the garbage can, locked the utility room and stayed up all night, waiting for trouble. Never came. |
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Posted: 9/11/2010 9:58:28 PM EDT
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Quoted: This is what I was thinking.You have kids? |
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Posted: 9/11/2010 9:58:38 PM EDT
[#17]
I can has tag?
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Posted: 9/11/2010 9:58:45 PM EDT
[#18]
Reminds me of this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=06X9qXTvKNQ Pretty sure the above video is believed to be a fake though. |
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Posted: 9/11/2010 9:58:58 PM EDT
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Posted: 9/11/2010 9:59:22 PM EDT
[#20]
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Waiting for an update from the OP where he sheepishly posts pictures of his own sloshed ass sleepwalking to the fridge. +1 |
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Posted: 9/11/2010 9:59:39 PM EDT
[#21]
Quoted:
Alright guys, here's the deal. The last few weeks, I've noticed some weird sh*t going on in my house. I think somebody's breaking into my house when I'm away at work and maybe even at night when my wife and I are asleep. I don't know what to do. No broken locks or windows. No signs of forced entry. I've been VERY careful to make sure eveything's locked before I leave or go to bed. Still, somebody's breaking in and stealing shit. Now, as if that weren't weird enough, HERE'S where it gets REALLY strange. My electronics . . my wife's jewelry . . money . . guns . . all of that is still there. This punk is only after one thing. My beer. Yeah. Somebody is breaking into my f*cking house and stealing my f*cking beer! Oh hell no! So here's what I've done. I've set up this trail camera I have in the kitchen, and I'm gonna catch this son of a b*tch and turn his punk *ss into the cops. Any other ideas what I should do with this punk? I'll update this thread with pics once I have them. Shouldn't be more than one or two nights max. F*cker's gone through two 12 packs in the last week. I'm pissed. Imagetum Split personality. Screen name is "imagetcha" but he signed the end of his post as "Imagetum". |
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Posted: 9/11/2010 10:00:03 PM EDT
[#22]
Quoted: Not sure if serious. This. If it's not you, I'd take a good look at the wife. She's probably soused... |
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Posted: 9/11/2010 10:00:57 PM EDT
[#23]
Yes Serious.
No Ambien (or any other drugs). No relatives. Just me and wife. And thanks for the attic idea. SH*T. I guess I won't be sleeping tonight. Of course, haven't slept well at all through this whole thing. I'm gonna find out who's stealing my beer and whoop his ass. Better not be me sleepwalking or I'll beat me up good. I'll let you guys know. He'll probably be back tonight. |
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Posted: 9/11/2010 10:01:10 PM EDT
[#24]
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Do you take Ambien or any other sleep aid? Bingo, that was my first thought. |
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Posted: 9/11/2010 10:01:35 PM EDT
[#25]
this thread could get good
ETA: did you ask your wife about it? 
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Posted: 9/11/2010 10:05:23 PM EDT
[#26]
Quoted:
Quoted:
Alright guys, here's the deal. The last few weeks, I've noticed some weird sh*t going on in my house. I think somebody's breaking into my house when I'm away at work and maybe even at night when my wife and I are asleep. I don't know what to do. No broken locks or windows. No signs of forced entry. I've been VERY careful to make sure eveything's locked before I leave or go to bed. Still, somebody's breaking in and stealing shit. Now, as if that weren't weird enough, HERE'S where it gets REALLY strange. My electronics . . my wife's jewelry . . money . . guns . . all of that is still there. This punk is only after one thing. My beer. Yeah. Somebody is breaking into my f*cking house and stealing my f*cking beer! Oh hell no! So here's what I've done. I've set up this trail camera I have in the kitchen, and I'm gonna catch this son of a b*tch and turn his punk *ss into the cops. Any other ideas what I should do with this punk? I'll update this thread with pics once I have them. Shouldn't be more than one or two nights max. F*cker's gone through two 12 packs in the last week. I'm pissed. Imagetum Split personality. Screen name is "imagetcha" but he signed the end of his post as "Imagetum". I - am - going - to - get - him . . .I'm gonna get him . . .I'm a get him . . . . I'm a get um . . .. . Imagetum |
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Posted: 9/11/2010 10:05:50 PM EDT
[#27]
LOL, sleepdrinking.
Are you riding the Ambien Walrus? |
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Posted: 9/11/2010 10:06:54 PM EDT
[#28]
Quoted:
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Not sure if serious. This. If it's not you, I'd take a good look at the wife. She's probably soused... Come to think of it. . . . she HAS been more fun lately. Oh, you guys don't think she's got a guy coming over and HE'S drinking my beer do you? |
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Posted: 9/11/2010 10:07:09 PM EDT
[#29]
Another guess: OP has a Possum (or other critter) problem, and will later be shooting one. He will then post pictures of the corpse posed alongside some empty beer cans. |
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Posted: 9/11/2010 10:08:02 PM EDT
[#30]
Holy shit.....I am so in.
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Posted: 9/11/2010 10:08:17 PM EDT
[#31]
If no ones on any sleep meds in his house and all his doors are locked then I bet some kid in his neighborhood learned how to pick locks on the internets and is using his new found skill to get beer. OP should chain his doors at night or do us all a favor and shoot him when he catches him so he can't go on to bigger crimes.
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Posted: 9/11/2010 10:08:30 PM EDT
[#32]
Quoted:
Holy shit.....I am so in. x2 |
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Posted: 9/11/2010 10:09:07 PM EDT
[#33]
Quoted:
Another guess:
OP has a Possum (or other critter) problem, and will later be shooting one.
He will then post pictures of the corpse posed alongside some empty beer cans.
Sounds like we found Opie's present location. Perhaps we should send a recovery team? |
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Posted: 9/11/2010 10:09:59 PM EDT
[#34]
Quoted: Do you have a pool? Or a friend that has a pool?Quoted: Quoted: Not sure if serious. This. If it's not you, I'd take a good look at the wife. She's probably soused... Come to think of it. . . . she HAS been more fun lately. Oh, you guys don't think she's got a guy coming over and HE'S drinking my beer do you? |
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Posted: 9/11/2010 10:10:22 PM EDT
[#35]
OP, If it's any consolation this whole thing has been very amusing.
Good luck. |
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Posted: 9/11/2010 10:11:14 PM EDT
[#36]
maybe your wife is throwing pool parties while you are at work?
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Posted: 9/11/2010 10:12:23 PM EDT
[#37]
In on one for the hilarity.
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Posted: 9/11/2010 10:13:44 PM EDT
[#38]
Either you or your wife is taking Ambian. It's causing one of you to unknowingly drink all your beer while making it look like a forced entry.
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Posted: 9/11/2010 10:13:59 PM EDT
[#39]
Hmm depending if it is swill brew leave him be, now if it was like what I am drinking at 2.50 a can then I would be going all ninja berserker on them
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Posted: 9/11/2010 10:16:53 PM EDT
[#40]
Time for an intervention, OP.
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Posted: 9/11/2010 10:17:54 PM EDT
[#41]
Your wife left the key at the pool party.
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Posted: 9/11/2010 10:18:53 PM EDT
[#42]
Quoted: Not sure if serious. |
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Posted: 9/11/2010 10:19:34 PM EDT
[#43]
Quoted:
If no ones on any sleep meds in his house and all his doors are locked then I bet some kid in his neighborhood learned how to pick locks on the internets and is using his new found skill to get beer. OP should chain his doors at night or do us all a favor and shoot him when he catches him so he can't go on to bigger crimes. I was thinking it might be some of the neighborhood kids. Still haven't heard anything, 1:20 am here. |
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Posted: 9/11/2010 10:20:35 PM EDT
[#44]
tagging for outcome
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Posted: 9/11/2010 10:21:00 PM EDT
[#45]
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maybe your wife is throwing pool parties while you are at work? WE have a pool, yeah what did I miss a thread about pool parties or something? I haven't been here much in the last year. |
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Posted: 9/11/2010 10:22:23 PM EDT
[#46]
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In on one for the hilarity. |
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Posted: 9/11/2010 10:23:30 PM EDT
[#47]
you are beer lover sleepwalker.
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Posted: 9/11/2010 10:24:47 PM EDT
[#48]
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maybe your wife is throwing pool parties while you are at work? WE have a pool, yeah what did I miss a thread about pool parties or something? I haven't been here much in the last year. Ummm, I don't quite know how to break this to you.....Are you sitting down? |
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Posted: 9/11/2010 10:29:15 PM EDT
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imagetacha,
man I'm sorry. I really didn't think you'd notice. We have shitty 3.2 beer in OK and well, you know how it goes. Sometimes we just have to sneak across the border. |
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Posted: 9/11/2010 10:30:25 PM EDT
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Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: maybe your wife is throwing pool parties while you are at work? WE have a pool, yeah what did I miss a thread about pool parties or something? I haven't been here much in the last year. Ummm, I don't quite know how to break this to you.....Are you sitting down?  |
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