So I was carrying the shotgun up from the basement by the daughters/friend male suitors......

[ARCHIVED THREAD] - So I was carrying the shotgun up from the basement by the daughters/friend male suitors......

Posted: 9/11/2010 6:44:10 PM EDT

...when one of them said "you haven't shot somebody?", I said not so far.

I borrowed a shotgun from BamaJr because I don't have a sporting clays shotgun and left it in the basement. I was bringing it up to put in the safe.

One of those combinations of completely random non involving events that brings a chuckle.

Posted: 9/11/2010 6:53:27 PM EDT

[#1]

you should have racked the pump and said "You wanna be first?"

Posted: 9/11/2010 6:54:45 PM EDT

[#2]

Quoted:

I said not so far

"...but the day aint through."

Posted: 9/11/2010 6:54:48 PM EDT

[#3]

Quoted:

you should have racked the pump and said "You wanna be first?"

Posted: 9/11/2010 6:58:10 PM EDT

[#4]

Should have reminded him that he WILL have your daughter home on time...

Posted: 9/11/2010 7:01:58 PM EDT

[#5]

You should have said, "10 PM means 10 PM" and kept on walking.

BTW, you used suitors (pleural) twice; how many were there?

Posted: 9/11/2010 7:03:02 PM EDT

[#6]

Quoted:
...when one of them said "you haven't shot somebody?", I said not so far.

I borrowed a shotgun from BamaJr because I don't have a sporting clays shotgun and left it in the basement. I was bringing it up to put in the safe.

One of those combinations of completely random non involving events that brings a chuckle.

"..no-one that didnt deserve to be shot."

Posted: 9/11/2010 7:03:36 PM EDT

[#7]

Daughter has a female friend over to spend the night, two males have come over to talk to the females.

I forgot about the shotgun when I brought it home earlier. Players enter and exit from the basement, need to secure property.

Posted: 9/11/2010 7:06:48 PM EDT

[#8]

Quoted:

Quoted:
...when one of them said "you haven't shot somebody?", I said not so far.

I borrowed a shotgun from BamaJr because I don't have a sporting clays shotgun and left it in the basement. I was bringing it up to put in the safe.

One of those combinations of completely random non involving events that brings a chuckle.

"..no-one that didnt deserve to be shot."

Or, "Yes, but they were all bad."

Posted: 9/11/2010 7:07:19 PM EDT

[#9]

You can use my line; I Iook the suitor in the eye and tell him, "what ever you do to my daughter, I am going to do to you." The funny part is they always assume the worse. Then I point out to them if they treat her with respect and make her happy, then I too will treat them with respect and make them happy.

Posted: 9/11/2010 7:07:37 PM EDT

[#10]

Missed your opportunity....

A bit of an eye twitch, and "What did you see? No one can prove it!"

Posted: 9/11/2010 7:12:50 PM EDT

[#11]

Naw, this is for hunting birds. I like taking long range shots for shooting every thing else, more of a challenge.

Posted: 9/11/2010 7:16:55 PM EDT

[#12]

Have yu seen my shovel ?

Posted: 9/11/2010 7:18:44 PM EDT

[#13]

Quoted:
Have yu seen my shovel ?

You got a second young man? I could use your help loading a couple bags of quick lime into my pickup.

Posted: 9/11/2010 7:19:57 PM EDT

[#14]

"I don't mind going back to prison..."

FB

Posted: 9/11/2010 7:23:31 PM EDT

[#15]

I helped my now wifes dad re-assemble his mossy 835 when he took it apart for cleaning and could'nt figure out how to get it back together....then I showed him how easy a benelli was to clean.

T

Posted: 9/11/2010 7:25:56 PM EDT

[#16]

My answer would have been –––––––– Hey, what have you heard. That happened a long time ago. Then continue on my way. TT

Posted: 9/11/2010 7:28:06 PM EDT

[#17]

Quoted:
My answer would have been –––––––– Hey, what have you heard. That happened a long time ago. Then continue on my way. TT

I think we gotta winner.

Posted: 9/11/2010 7:28:20 PM EDT

[#18]

Quoted:

Daughter has a female friend over to spend the night, two males have come over to talk to the females.

I forgot about the shotgun when I brought it home earlier. Players enter and exit from the basement, need to secure property.

Boy howdy,

My read on you was waaaaay off.

Posted: 9/11/2010 7:29:18 PM EDT

[#19]

the right answer to that question with male suitors is

"not today"

Posted: 9/11/2010 7:30:00 PM EDT

[#20]

Quoted:
My answer would have been –––––––– Hey, what have you heard. That happened a long time ago. Then continue on my way. TT

and then "Looked" around and said Your not gonna say anything are you??? I mean you didnt see nothin if asked

Posted: 9/11/2010 7:32:46 PM EDT

[#21]

Quoted:

Naw, this is for hunting birds. I like taking long range shots for shooting every thing else, more of a challenge.

As in, "you'll never see it coming".

and I like the "you haven't seen my shovel" comment.

Posted: 9/11/2010 8:05:16 PM EDT

[#22]

Yes but don't worry, They needed killin'..............

Posted: 9/11/2010 8:06:44 PM EDT

[#23]

I have a shotgun and a shovel. I doubt anyone would miss you.

Posted: 9/11/2010 8:20:00 PM EDT

[#24]

Quoted:
you should have racked the pump and said "You wanna be first?"

i doubt bama would want to clean another man's guy's shit off his house floor

(eta: not sure if he's manly)

Posted: 9/11/2010 8:31:11 PM EDT

[#25]

Quoted:

Quoted:
you should have racked the pump and said "You wanna be first?"

i doubt bama would want to clean another man's guy's shit off his house floor

(eta: not sure if he's manly)

The person holding the shotgun does not have to clean up the mess that was made by the person who was not holding the shotgun.

Posted: 9/11/2010 8:39:39 PM EDT

[#26]

Quoted:
you should have racked the pump and said "You wanna be first?"

That would have been perfect.

Posted: 9/11/2010 8:40:47 PM EDT

[#27]

I think a nice, long, icy stare, coupled with a "whadda YOU think?" would've sealed the deal.

Posted: 9/11/2010 8:41:56 PM EDT

[#28]

Posted: 9/11/2010 8:42:52 PM EDT

[#29]

I had a girlfriend whose dad, on meeting me, produced a shotshell and a marker and wrote my name on the shell before setting it on the mantle.

But I still had sex with his daughter in the hot tub, so the efficacy of said tactic is questionable.

Posted: 9/11/2010 8:44:15 PM EDT

[#30]

OMG, I am saving these for my daughter's "suitors"..

Where is my bag of quicklime...

Posted: 9/11/2010 8:45:26 PM EDT

[#31]

The first time my sister brought her last boyfriend home, both my dad and i had just gotten back from dove hunting, got cleaned up and had two shotguns going back together after cleaning when they walked in. It caused him a bit of pause at the door as i was screwing the mag tube cap on and racked it a few times before i saw them

(things didn't work out with him after all

)

Posted: 9/11/2010 9:03:32 PM EDT

[#32]

Quoted:
...when one of them said "you haven't shot somebody?"

to hell with them fellows –– buzzards gotta eat, same as worms.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ML6oLuLecQ4

ar-jedi

Posted: 9/11/2010 9:13:11 PM EDT

[#33]

Quoted:
Daughter has a female friend over to spend the night, two males have come over to talk to the females.

I forgot about the shotgun when I brought it home earlier. Players enter and exit from the basement, need to secure property.

Claymores, dude. Claymores.

Posted: 9/11/2010 9:22:13 PM EDT

[#34]

"No one who'll be missed. Why do you ask?"

ETA - I have actually used this on my little sister's boyfriend. He took pause, and backed away slowly.

Posted: 9/11/2010 9:25:38 PM EDT

[#35]

Quoted:
I had a girlfriend whose dad, on meeting me, produced a shotshell and a marker and wrote my name on the shell before setting it on the mantle.

But I still had sex with his daughter in the hot tub, so the efficacy of said tactic is questionable.

The promise of pussy over-rides all sense of mortality, I don't care if a girls Dad is Rambo, Chuck Norris, or whoever...

If she is going to let me in...I'm going for it, consiquences be damned!

[ARCHIVED THREAD] - So I was carrying the shotgun up from the basement by the daughters/friend male suitors......

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