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Posted: 9/11/2010 4:37:22 AM EDT
I was going into the ESPN-U College Game day in front of Bryant Denny Stadium. I had an empty Tide box with two roles of toilet paper attatched to it with packing tape (Roll...TiDE...Roll).
The fucking rent a cop confiscated it. Its a "safety issue." He was prepared to let me in with my iPhone 3 GS in it's Otterbox with which I could easily crack some bitches fucking head open. Apparently A fucking laundry soap box with two rolls of toilet paper taped to it makes Lee Corso and Kirk Herbie "feel threatened". Fuckin cock fags. What the fuck is wrong with this picture. Fuck you ESPN. Fuck you, fuck you, and SUCK COCK. Corso and Herbie, go take some vagisil and hang some fishing weights off your pathetic little nuts until they descend and you can quit acting like such commie pinko cunts. Did I mention FUCK YOU! 
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Posted: 9/11/2010 4:38:52 AM EDT
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Sucks to be you.
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Posted: 9/11/2010 4:39:47 AM EDT
[#2]
I don't get it
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Posted: 9/11/2010 4:42:47 AM EDT
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BFD! You should see what they confiscated when I went to the gameCOCKS season opener! Like I had any to spare......
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Posted: 9/11/2010 4:43:31 AM EDT
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I don't get it Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile He's going to throw toilet paper all over the stadium and make a mess. He will of course will think he's original even though 50K other people will be doing the same damn thing. |
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Posted: 9/11/2010 4:45:17 AM EDT
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ROLL TIDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Posted: 9/11/2010 4:46:01 AM EDT
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WAR EAGLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Posted: 9/11/2010 4:46:54 AM EDT
[#7]
Ghey!!!!!
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Posted: 9/11/2010 4:49:02 AM EDT
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I was going into the ESPN-U College Game day in front of Bryant Denny Stadium. I had an empty Tide box with two roles of toilet paper attatched to it with packing tape (Roll...TiDE...Roll). The fucking rent a cop confiscated it. Its a "safety issue." He was prepared to let me in with my iPhone 3 GS in it's Otterbox with which I could easily crack some bitches fucking head open. Apparently A fucking laundry soap box with two rolls of toilet paper taped to it makes Lee Corso and Kirk Herbie "feel threatened". Fuckin cock fags. What the fuck is wrong with this picture. Fuck you ESPN. Fuck you, fuck you, and SUCK COCK. Corso and Herbie, go take some vagisil and hang some fishing weights off your pathetic little nuts until they descend and you can quit acting like such commie pinko cunts. Did I mention FUCK YOU!
 Typical libtard response. What do you epect from libtards? You think colleges are run by rational people? But then again you need to run wild young men with an iron fist of rules or you get Animal House. 
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Posted: 9/11/2010 4:50:41 AM EDT
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ROLL TIDE!! Wish I wasn't working today.
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Posted: 9/11/2010 4:51:46 AM EDT
[#10]
Should have TP'd the rent-a-cop-wanna-be. |
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Posted: 9/11/2010 4:56:30 AM EDT
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Quoted: WAR EAGLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! This. And the TP and Tide box is one of the gayest most redneck things ever... |
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Posted: 9/11/2010 5:04:23 AM EDT
[#12]
Pathetic rant 1/10
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Posted: 9/11/2010 5:09:29 AM EDT
[#13]
So you're the reason i can't find tp...
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Posted: 9/11/2010 5:21:26 AM EDT
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Posted: 9/11/2010 5:21:41 AM EDT
[#15]
oh the humanity
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Posted: 9/11/2010 5:24:54 AM EDT
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Posted: 9/11/2010 5:46:30 AM EDT
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He's just trying to keep things classy...
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Posted: 9/11/2010 5:51:14 AM EDT
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I'm sure it has more to do with product placement than safety. They don't want Tide to get away with free advertising.
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Posted: 9/11/2010 5:51:29 AM EDT
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I am SO glad I didn't grow up to be a jock strap sniffer. |
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Posted: 9/11/2010 5:55:19 AM EDT
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ROLL TIDE!! Wish I wasn't working today. Me too.....
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Posted: 9/11/2010 5:56:55 AM EDT
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Your pissed because you can't stand up with TP taped to Tide and look like a goober?
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Posted: 9/11/2010 5:58:31 AM EDT
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Your pissed because you can't stand up with TP taped to Tide and look like a goober?
Maybe they let him keep the hat. 
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Posted: 9/11/2010 6:05:54 AM EDT
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Quoted: Your pissed because you can't stand up with TP taped to Tide and look like a goober? They Did It For The Children®. |
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Posted: 9/11/2010 6:07:13 AM EDT
[#24]
Wipe at 45 degrees.
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Posted: 9/11/2010 6:09:44 AM EDT
[#25]
scream "you will not touch my toilet paper" while blading your tide box at 45 degrees
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Posted: 9/11/2010 6:10:59 AM EDT
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Posted: 9/11/2010 6:11:09 AM EDT
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You let a rent a cop PWN you. And then you admitted to it on GD!
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Posted: 9/11/2010 6:17:21 AM EDT
[#28]
I'd just take my iPhone and go bust some fucking heads.
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Posted: 9/11/2010 6:19:37 AM EDT
[#29]
Quoted: Your pissed because you can't stand up with TP taped to Tide and look like a goober? Yeah, but he was raising the bar because he had TWO rolls of toilet paper taped to the box unlike those lame asses with only one roll.  |
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Posted: 9/11/2010 6:19:53 AM EDT
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I just had a cardboard box and two roles of toilet paper confiscated by a rent-a-JBT
it was another home foreclosure. sorry it happened to you.
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Posted: 9/11/2010 6:52:13 AM EDT
[#31]
If this is your biggest complaint for the day..your lucky.
Sorry, my "care o meter" is broken.
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Posted: 9/11/2010 7:02:27 AM EDT
[#32]
the secuity guard did you a favor, now you won't look like a retard standing there with a roll of TP taped to a box
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Posted: 9/11/2010 7:10:06 AM EDT
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I'll probabaly end up arresting you today, I just got off work this morning because of you idiots
Got to be back at 5:30 to work the game. Kinda takes all the fun out of watching football! If you want stop by and see me, my post is portal B-C. I'll be the old grey haired JBT. I'm off to never never land for a few hrs. |
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Posted: 9/11/2010 7:12:23 AM EDT
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Wait, the toilet papers symbolizes Bamas need to wipe their ass?
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Posted: 9/11/2010 7:14:46 AM EDT
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And yet everytime i go to a baseball game where a team is going to sweep the series i see hundreds of full brooms w/sticks
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Posted: 9/11/2010 7:20:53 AM EDT
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Lee Corso is a fuckhead. He set the football program at Indiana back 20 years in his short stay there.
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Posted: 9/12/2010 1:06:25 PM EDT
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Haters gonna hate. So after I posted this I dumped my brand new box of detergent into a ziplock bag and made another one.
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Posted: 9/12/2010 1:10:41 PM EDT
[#38]
did someone mention baby arm?
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Posted: 9/12/2010 1:15:17 PM EDT
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Quoted: Haters gonna hate. So after I posted this I dumped my brand new box of detergent into a ziplock bag and made another one. http://i52.tinypic.com/2e54lz6.jpg I think I just lost 20 IQ points by looking at that photo of you. Thanks man! Look at me! Im so clever! |
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Posted: 9/12/2010 1:16:46 PM EDT
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Haters gonna hate. So after I posted this I dumped my brand new box of detergent into a ziplock bag and made another one. http://i52.tinypic.com/2e54lz6.jpg I guess ingenuity won that battle 
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Posted: 9/12/2010 1:17:42 PM EDT
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Posted: 9/12/2010 1:29:07 PM EDT
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WTF does roll tide mean?
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Posted: 9/12/2010 1:33:03 PM EDT
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WTF does roll tide mean? It's Alabama, dude. It only has to make sense to them and their sister-wives. |
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Posted: 9/12/2010 1:33:15 PM EDT
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Posted: 9/12/2010 1:51:24 PM EDT
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WTF does roll tide mean? It's Alabama, dude. It only has to make sense to them and their sister-wives. understood. |
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Posted: 9/12/2010 1:58:02 PM EDT
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I am SO glad I didn't grow up to be a jock strap sniffer.
+1 Grown men paying money to degrade themselves as fanboys is pathetic. |
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Posted: 9/12/2010 2:08:52 PM EDT
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I am SO glad I didn't grow up to be a jock strap sniffer.
+1 Grown men paying money to degrade themselves as fanboys is pathetic. Well, it's too fucking hot down there for the usual "wearing no shirt and painting your body in team colors" schtick; that doesn't convey the necessary level of manliness. Maybe they could wear parkas and snowboots in the 90 deg heat to show their extreme dedication? |
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Posted: 9/12/2010 5:31:13 PM EDT
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I am SO glad I didn't grow up to be a jock strap sniffer.
+1 Grown men paying money to degrade themselves as fanboys is pathetic. When the bromosexuals on this site stop asking dumb questions like "what pants is Chris Costa wearing" and spending a gazillion dollars on magpul shit, Arfcom won't be guilty of doing shit that is way gayer than watching college football. Student Tickets were $5 and my "fanboy" gear was probably a lot less than most of the guys here spend trying to look high speed. |
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