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Posted: 9/8/2010 8:26:55 AM EDT
I just did. Like 2 minutes ago. I'm still breathing heavy. The trick is to keep your pants on and just open the fly.
You never know when a quickie will happen. |
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There's ALL kinds of places to conceal one's "weapon" while naked.
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It doesn't count as sex if you do it yourself. My wife participated. She got cock with Glock. |
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You must have a light gun. When I tried that (well granted I was standing) the weight of the holster and gun fell to the floor with quite a thud....
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It doesn't count as sex if you do it yourself. My wife participated. She got cock with Glock. Careful, I hear those things can go off all by themselves. |
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Of course. You almost make it sound unusual. This. Hike up her skirt/dress, bend her over, panties around the thighs, unzip grab the hips and do it to it. |
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Quoted: It doesn't count as sex if you do it yourself. Third reply drills it. |
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Yes; .45 in a shoulder holster. The same gun has also slid out from under my pillow and hit her in the head.
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Yeah except I put it on the night stand and took my damn drawers off lol
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I just did. Like 2 minutes ago. I'm still breathing heavy. The trick is to keep your pants on and just open the fly. You never know when a quickie will happen. How do you prevent zipper to shank contact. The thought of that makes me not so horny. |
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I just did. Like 2 minutes ago. I'm still breathing heavy. The trick is to keep your pants on and just open the fly. You never know when a quickie will happen. So by you opening just his fly you were able to let him keep his belt fastened and his ccw and pants stayed up? Awesome |
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How do you prevent zipper to shank contact. The thought of that makes me not so horny. Zipper-Crank contact isn't an issue...unless you buy your jeans/slacks at a Mexican flea market. The more annoying factor is the decision to go balls deep and get poon juice on the front of your pants, or to stick with cleaner but less satisfying thrusts. Life is full of compromise. |
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I just did. Like 2 minutes ago. I'm still breathing heavy. The trick is to keep your pants on and just open the fly. You never know when a quickie will happen. How do you prevent zipper to shank contact. The thought of that makes me not so horny. Is your cock made out of tissue paper? It's not that bad. |
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Maybe the next time someone can take away your pistol and stick it up your ass and you can say you've done it twice.
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Still breathing heavy? That means you didn't cuddle afterwards... That's a shame for him.
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Of course, if she comments that your gun is bigger than your 'gun,' you've got a real problem. Especially if you're carrying a NAA mini-revolver.
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2 minutes ago? That sounds about right with the 1.8 minute avg. for skinny guys.
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I just did. Like 2 minutes ago. I'm still breathing heavy. The trick is to keep your pants on and just open the fly. You never know when a quickie will happen. Yo finger was on yo on trigger? |
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This. Hike up her skirt/dress, bend her over, panties around the thighs, unzip grab the hips and do it to it. Appendix carry makes things somewhat more complicated. Just so you know. |
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This. Hike up her skirt/dress, bend her over, panties around the thighs, unzip grab the hips and do it to it. Appendix carry makes things somewhat more complicated. Just so you know. Hmmmm...I carry 2 o'clock from time to time, myself. It's worth noting, as I'm sure the lady wouldn't appreciate a kydex clip scraping her bum. |
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I just did. Like 2 minutes ago. I'm still breathing heavy. The trick is to keep your pants on and just open the fly. You never know when a quickie will happen. How do you prevent zipper to shank contact. The thought of that makes me not so horny. Button fly FTW. |
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This. Hike up her skirt/dress, bend her over, panties around the thighs, unzip grab the hips and do it to it. Appendix carry makes things somewhat more complicated. Just so you know. Hmmmm...I carry 2 o'clock from time to time, myself. It's worth noting, as I'm sure the lady wouldn't appreciate a kydex clip scraping her bum. She might just like it... who knows until you try. |
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not too long ago myself. Kitchen counter is a great height for us.
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Hmmmm...I carry 2 o'clock from time to time, myself. It's worth noting, as I'm sure the lady wouldn't appreciate a kydex clip scraping her bum. I was thinking more of the sharp pointy edges of the Warren sights and the 3M safety tape I've put on the grip. I would imagine that bouncing off of either repeatedly would be somewhat uncomfortable. Quoted:
She might just like it... who knows until you try. I've dated girls that liked to be spanked...but I've yet to meet one who likes to be spanked with a heavy metal object that's covered in sharp corners and sandpaper. |
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It doesn't count as sex if you do it yourself. My wife participated. She got cock with Glock. Went off early and unexpected, did it? |
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How do you prevent zipper to shank contact. The thought of that makes me not so horny. Zipper-Crank contact isn't an issue...unless you buy your jeans/slacks at a Mexican flea market. The more annoying factor is the decision to go balls deep and get poon juice on the front of your pants, or to stick with cleaner but less satisfying thrusts. Life is full of compromise. Exquisitely put... |
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It doesn't count as sex if you do it yourself. My wife participated. She got cock with Glock. Your username is 45 Longslide, yet you carry a Glock. Oh man the 1911 boys are gonna scream over this one. |
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It doesn't count as sex if you do it yourself. My wife participated. She got cock with Glock. I guess that's better than a farter with Charter or a sore ass with Taur-ass. |
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