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Posted: 9/7/2010 10:40:17 PM EDT
So like usual, I've had a few drinks sitting in front of a microphone.






This is never a winning combination (or always, I can never figure it out), but I don't care. Plus when I'm drinking I don't care about sidechain de-essing or professionalism
I recorded the infamous McUzi rant.






I did it in one take (sans deleting a cough), and I've been drinking, so deal with it.
Please right click -> save as to save bandwith.
http://bit.ly/9HbXl6 (*.mp3 format)






Volume 2: Now with more drunk tongue twisting

http://bit.ly/bHpryu
 
Link Posted: 9/7/2010 10:43:52 PM EDT
[#1]
I'm going to take an acting class just so I can deliver this monologue on stage
Link Posted: 9/7/2010 10:44:05 PM EDT
[#2]
Tag
Link Posted: 9/7/2010 10:45:36 PM EDT
[#3]
Quoted:
Tag


what this guy said
Link Posted: 9/7/2010 10:48:55 PM EDT
[#4]
All the fun lunatics are gone now
Link Posted: 9/7/2010 10:48:56 PM EDT
[#5]
You need to drink more.
Link Posted: 9/7/2010 10:49:19 PM EDT
[#6]
do i remember mcuzis rant?
Link Posted: 9/7/2010 10:49:29 PM EDT
[#7]
Very articulate.
Link Posted: 9/7/2010 10:49:39 PM EDT
[#8]



Quoted:


I'm going to take an acting class just so I can deliver this monologue on stage


Just look for an open-mic night at a comedy club or poetry corner. Post video.



 
Link Posted: 9/7/2010 10:49:53 PM EDT
[#9]
Quoted:
So like usual, I've had a few drinks sitting in front of a microphone.
This is never a winning combination (or always, I can never figure it out), but I don't care. Plus when I'm drinking I don't care about sidechain de-essing or professionalism

I recorded the infamous McUzi rant.
I did it in one take (sans deleting a cough), and I've been drinking, so deal with it.

Please right click -> save as to save bandwith.

http://bit.ly/9HbXl6 (*.mp3 format)


 


Not when sober. 100% WIN while drunk. Consider this a tag.
Link Posted: 9/7/2010 11:24:07 PM EDT
[#10]
Tag

Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile
Link Posted: 9/7/2010 11:28:16 PM EDT
[#11]
Who was on the recieving end of that!? I would have just killed myself
Link Posted: 9/7/2010 11:29:50 PM EDT
[#12]


McHistoric verbal ass handing....





Link Posted: 9/7/2010 11:33:46 PM EDT
[#13]
Quoted:
Quoted:
Tag


what this guy said


What one o dems said.
Link Posted: 9/7/2010 11:43:01 PM EDT
[#14]
Bravo!

Link Posted: 9/7/2010 11:53:29 PM EDT
[#15]
Nice. Reminds me of this. McUzi taunts the banhammer
Link Posted: 9/7/2010 11:57:35 PM EDT
[#16]
Great rant. Reader needs acting classes.




EDIT: Nevermind, you got into the groove after about a minute and a half in and it got great.
Link Posted: 9/7/2010 11:58:16 PM EDT
[#17]
HAHAHAHA  NICE!!!
Link Posted: 9/8/2010 12:00:22 AM EDT
[#18]
What did I just do?
Link Posted: 9/8/2010 12:03:31 AM EDT
[#19]
Heil?
Link Posted: 9/8/2010 12:12:28 AM EDT
[#20]



Quoted:


Who was on the recieving end of that!? I would have just killed myself


Garandman.



 
Link Posted: 9/8/2010 12:33:26 AM EDT
[#21]
Very nice sir.
Link Posted: 9/8/2010 12:36:14 AM EDT
[#22]



Quoted:


All the fun lunatics are gone now






 



You have me now.
Link Posted: 9/8/2010 12:37:17 AM EDT
[#23]
Quoted:

Quoted:
All the fun lunatics are gone now


 

You have me now.


Californian Douche != Fun lunatic.

Sorry.
Link Posted: 9/8/2010 12:52:15 AM EDT
[#24]
I don't know,kinda reminded me of Dr. Seuss.
Link Posted: 9/8/2010 1:06:11 AM EDT
[#25]
I miss the old days.
Link Posted: 9/8/2010 1:31:17 AM EDT
[#26]



Quoted:



Quoted:




Quoted:

All the fun lunatics are gone now




 



You have me now.




Californian Douche != Fun lunatic.



Sorry.


I dont see where you get that from.

 
Link Posted: 9/8/2010 1:46:20 AM EDT
[#27]
Link Posted: 9/8/2010 1:59:26 AM EDT
[#28]
Good performance.
Link Posted: 9/8/2010 2:14:17 AM EDT
[#29]
What was McUzi's time period here?



I don't know if I remember seeing him him.
Link Posted: 9/8/2010 3:07:56 AM EDT
[#30]
Link Posted: 9/8/2010 3:31:29 AM EDT
[#31]
Quoted:

Quoted:
What was McUzi's time period here?

I don't know if I remember seeing him him.

IIRC he was gone by the middle of 03'
 


About right.
Link Posted: 9/8/2010 3:54:33 AM EDT
[#32]

What a rant . I would have resorted to a fuck you in the first 90 seconds .
Link Posted: 9/8/2010 4:13:18 AM EDT
[#33]
Quoted:
I'm going to take an acting class just so I can deliver this monologue on stage


"I fart in your general direction": Monty Python
Link Posted: 9/8/2010 5:58:03 AM EDT
[#34]








I miss McUzi.




Anybody remember McUzi.com?

 
Link Posted: 9/8/2010 6:09:13 AM EDT
[#35]
Link Posted: 9/8/2010 6:17:34 AM EDT
[#36]
poetry... (snapping fingers)
Link Posted: 9/8/2010 6:21:20 AM EDT
[#37]
What's Landon up to these days?    What a charachter.......
Link Posted: 9/8/2010 6:23:45 AM EDT
[#38]
I was too late for the McUzi days.  

I always imagined it with more venom and spittle.

decent job overall though.
Link Posted: 9/8/2010 6:27:16 AM EDT
[#39]
I know it was a little before my time
Link Posted: 9/8/2010 6:58:28 AM EDT
[#40]
Quoted:

Quoted:
Quoted:

Quoted:
All the fun lunatics are gone now


 

You have me now.


Californian Douche != Fun lunatic.

Sorry.

I dont see where you get that from.  


Probably your posts, asshat.
Link Posted: 9/8/2010 7:15:07 AM EDT
[#41]
Good job!
Link Posted: 9/8/2010 7:22:37 AM EDT
[#42]
Quoted:

Quoted:
What was McUzi's time period here?

I don't know if I remember seeing him him.

IIRC he was gone by the middle of 03'
 


I always wanted McUzi and Norman74 to get into a fight.  That would have been one epic thread.
Link Posted: 9/8/2010 7:47:42 AM EDT
[#43]
Quoted:

I miss McUzi.

Anybody remember McUzi.com?
 


The best was after McUzi.com; when McUzi got torn up, eaten and digested by the Beer Jager crew on the original F-A.com.  That was brutal, and after the Americorps shit came out, McUzi was done.
Link Posted: 9/8/2010 7:49:39 AM EDT
[#44]
I tried to join his club one time then he dissapeared
Link Posted: 9/8/2010 7:57:05 AM EDT
[#45]
Disturbing with some funny mixed in
Link Posted: 9/8/2010 9:07:08 AM EDT
[#46]
What originally prompted this rant?

????????????????????????????
Link Posted: 9/8/2010 9:21:21 AM EDT
[#47]
wish i could find the original in the archives
Link Posted: 9/8/2010 9:36:59 AM EDT
[#48]
Ah I remember the 400lb racist wannabe cop-killer. Although, he had his moments where he could be genuinely intelligent and somewhat humorous. Wonder if he ever got the gyro-jet back on track?
Link Posted: 9/8/2010 10:20:01 AM EDT
[#49]
lol, could you send me a text copy of this? Its different than the one I right-click saved.
Link Posted: 9/8/2010 10:26:52 AM EDT
[#50]
It has been a very long time.  There were quite a few old timers that all left about that same time.
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