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Posted: 9/7/2010 12:06:13 PM EDT
Don't watch this piece of shit unless you've taken your blood pressure medication.

It's streaming on Netflix, for those of you who don't have enough rage in your cage.

Cliff Notes:
Douchebag builds a bulletproof suit of armor and goes on a killing spree. Leftist ideology and dogma such as overpopulation, global warming, etc. abound.

Link Posted: 9/7/2010 1:02:29 PM EDT
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Don't watch this piece of shit unless you've taken your blood pressure medication.

It's streaming on Netflix, for those of you who don't have enough rage in your cage.

Cliff Notes:
Douchebag builds a bulletproof suit of armor and goes on a killing spree. Leftist ideology and dogma such as overpopulation, global warming, etc. abound.



I thought it was

at first, based on Boll's previous movies.
Link Posted: 9/7/2010 1:04:23 PM EDT
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As soon as you say the words "Uwe Boll" you know its not a good movie.
Link Posted: 9/7/2010 1:08:35 PM EDT
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I made it about 30 minutes in to it.  Lots of angst and rage and weird camera zooming made me finally say "I have a bad feeling about this..." and find something else to watch.
Link Posted: 9/7/2010 1:09:30 PM EDT
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shrug I thought it was amusing enough





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he used the leftest propaganda to frame his libtard friend
Link Posted: 9/7/2010 1:09:38 PM EDT
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As soon as you say the words "Uwe Boll" you know its not a good movie.


It is astounding people give him money to make movies.
Link Posted: 9/7/2010 1:09:57 PM EDT
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Shitty movie.  Not as bad as his other work, but that doesn't mean much.
Link Posted: 9/7/2010 1:10:43 PM EDT
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As soon as you say the words "Uwe Boll" you know its not a good movie.




It is astounding people give him money to make movies.


I can't figure it out.  They are all failures and cost more to make than they generate.  Where does he get the money?



 
Link Posted: 9/7/2010 1:11:10 PM EDT
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As soon as you say the words "Uwe Boll" you know its not a good movie.




It is astounding people give him money to make movies.


Yeah, it sure is. I wouldn't watch his shit free on youtube... dunno how his "films" make money let alone pay for themselves.



 
Link Posted: 9/7/2010 1:12:51 PM EDT
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Based on my past experience with Uwe's so called "movies" I have given Rampage a pass.  
Link Posted: 9/7/2010 1:13:56 PM EDT
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As soon as you say the words "Uwe Boll" you know its not a good movie.


It is astounding people give him money to make movies.

I can't figure it out.  They are all failures and cost more to make than they generate.  Where does he get the money?
 


From what I've read, there was some sort of tax law loophole in Germany that allowed his awful movies to make profit for the studio even when they lost money. They don't expect them to make money and I don't think they want them to.
Link Posted: 9/7/2010 1:14:23 PM EDT
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You don't see Ruger Sub Guns real often that almost made the movie worth it to me
Link Posted: 9/7/2010 1:29:57 PM EDT
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"Oh hi. Scary shit huh?" *reloads* "Here we go." *blasts some random bystander*

Yeah. Like someone's going to make a bulletproof suit out of a UTG vest and a paintball mask.
Link Posted: 9/7/2010 1:33:07 PM EDT
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I was suitably warned at the words Uwe Boll.
Link Posted: 9/7/2010 1:44:20 PM EDT
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I was suitably warned at the words Uwe Boll.

It's not even that. The subject matter itself was disturbing. Over the top Mumbai shooter bullshit.

This film literally makes me want to take a Louisville Slugger to Uwe Boll.
Link Posted: 9/7/2010 1:46:27 PM EDT
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I was suitably warned at the words Uwe Boll.


It's not even that. The subject matter itself was disturbing. Over the top Mumbai shooter bullshit.



This film literally makes me want to take a Louisville Slugger to Uwe Boll.


ya ever seen postal ?

he made that too



 
Link Posted: 9/7/2010 1:50:57 PM EDT
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I thought it was



at first, based on Boll's previous movies.


Me too



 
Link Posted: 9/7/2010 1:54:50 PM EDT
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As soon as you say the words "Uwe Boll" you know its not a good movie.


+1.


Uwe "toilet" Boll, the worst director out there right now.
Link Posted: 9/7/2010 1:55:53 PM EDT
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As soon as you say the words "Uwe Boll" you know its not a good movie.


It is astounding people give him money to make movies.

I can't figure it out.  They are all failures and cost more to make than they generate.  Where does he get the money?
 


From what I've read, there was some sort of tax law loophole in Germany that allowed his awful movies to make profit for the studio even when they lost money. They don't expect them to make money and I don't think they want them to.


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