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Posted: 9/7/2010 4:28:22 AM EDT
[#1]
The fat guy is funny.
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Posted: 9/7/2010 4:29:02 AM EDT
[#2]
I haven't watched the Simpsons in probably a decade.
Sorry. |
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Posted: 9/7/2010 4:31:52 AM EDT
[#3]
Monty Burns
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Posted: 9/7/2010 4:33:22 AM EDT
[#4]
Quoted: I haven't watched the Simpsons in probably a decade. Sorry. Its funny decreased significantly about a decade ago. |
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Posted: 9/7/2010 4:34:12 AM EDT
[#5]
Rush L. was funny....
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Posted: 9/7/2010 4:35:16 AM EDT
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My favorite episode is Bart the General.
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Posted: 9/7/2010 4:39:24 AM EDT
[#7]
The supporting cast made that show.
Monty Burns, Chief Wiggum and Ralph, Krusty, Comic Book Guy... They were the characters with the best lines. Monty and Ralph were my favorites. |
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Posted: 9/7/2010 4:44:28 AM EDT
[#8]
My favorite character has always been Chief Wiggum andf my favorite episode was the one with Homer getting fat, so he can work from home.
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Posted: 9/7/2010 4:48:49 AM EDT
[#9]
I haven't watched the show in quite some time, but Moe the bartender was always my favorite character.
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Posted: 9/7/2010 4:50:37 AM EDT
[#10]
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Posted: 9/7/2010 4:59:45 AM EDT
[#11]
 Hi, I'm Troy McClure. You may remember me from such films as "You're reading this in my voice." |
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Posted: 9/7/2010 5:01:59 AM EDT
[#12]
Let's not forget the surplus store owner. Didn't get nearly enough lines.
"Foiled by my own shotty merchandise!!!!" |
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Posted: 9/7/2010 5:03:42 AM EDT
[#13]
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On episodes too hard to choose but for character it's easy. The Sea Captain. "I hate the sea and everything in it." This. |
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Posted: 9/7/2010 5:04:12 AM EDT
[#14]
The old episodes were awesome. Not sure what episode it was but the quote had my crying.
Homer was asked something about marriage and his response was, "Marriage is like death and every kid is an extra nail in the coffin." |
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Posted: 9/7/2010 5:05:32 AM EDT
[#15]
<––––––––––––- I wonder |
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Posted: 9/7/2010 5:06:41 AM EDT
[#16]
Actually one of my favorite lines was a monty burns one and it came from the movie.
"I have two buttons here. One supplies your town with electricity the other releases the hounds. Reach me make me your brother." Apu"Just look to your heart and you will find the answer." |
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Posted: 9/7/2010 5:06:44 AM EDT
[#17]
None of them.......it is the stoopid with all the turmoil and problems in the world to sit and waste the breath you take watching it
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Posted: 9/7/2010 5:08:19 AM EDT
[#18]
No favorite character or episode but I do enjoy Simpsons anime porn!
 
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Posted: 9/7/2010 5:09:21 AM EDT
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The one where Homer gets a gun is priceless.
Gun Shop Owner: Well, you'll probably want the accessory kit. Holster... Homer: Oh, yeah. Gun Shop Owner: Bandoleer. Homer: Baby. Gun Shop Owner: Silencer. Homer: Mmm-hmm. Gun Shop Owner: Loudener. Homer: [drooling noise] Gun Shop Owner: Speed-cocker. Homer: Ooh, I like the sound of that. Gun Shop Owner: And this is for shooting down police helicopters. Homer: Oh, I don't need anything like that.....yet. |
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Posted: 9/7/2010 5:53:23 AM EDT
[#20]
There's the Pie Man episode that makes me think one or more of the writers posts here, especially with the pie buy back that passed out guns as incentives.
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Posted: 9/7/2010 5:56:02 AM EDT
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Posted: 9/7/2010 6:00:22 AM EDT
[#22]
Quoted:
Hi, I'm Troy McClure. You may remember me from such films as "You're reading this in my voice." Troy McClure == Lenny Magill 
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Posted: 9/7/2010 6:06:42 AM EDT
[#23]
Quoted: Quoted: http://www.simpsonovci.com/img/postavy/troy.gif Hi, I'm Troy McClure. You may remember me from such films as "You're reading this in my voice." Troy McClure == Lenny Magill http://timezonemultimedia.com/images/lenny.jpg Huh? |
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Posted: 9/7/2010 6:12:38 AM EDT
[#24]
"I'm like a chocoholic, only for alcohol!"
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Posted: 9/7/2010 6:14:10 AM EDT
[#25]
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None of them.......it is the stoopid with all the turmoil and problems in the world to sit and waste the breath you take watching it With all the turmoil and problems in the world, this post is a waste of my time. |
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Posted: 9/7/2010 6:14:26 AM EDT
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None of them.......it is the stoopid with all the turmoil and problems in the world to sit and waste the breath you take watching it Ever watch the one where the aliens kidnap Bob Dole and Bill Clinton?Then make themselves look like them? Then go out and campign-"Abortions for all" crowd boos,"Abortions for none" crowd boos,"Abortions for some,small American flags for others" crowd cheers. The night before the election,Homer unmasks them in front of the crowd,one of the aliens says "You have to vote for one of us,what are you going to do?Throw away your vote on a third party???Ross Perot is in the audience and throws down his hat. The next day,the people are slaves in chains being whipped,and Homer says,don't blame me,I voted for the other guy (the other alien). Friggin' classic!!! |
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Posted: 9/7/2010 6:15:08 AM EDT
[#27]
Its amazing the show is still going on.
I remember how when the show first got started it was all about Bart and his "coolness" then Bart became yesterdays news and its turned into a show all about Homer and his antics. Sorta how South Park has sort of focused more on Randy Marsh.
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Posted: 9/7/2010 6:17:18 AM EDT
[#28]
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Monty Burns Especially early Monty, the guy was phenominal. |
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Posted: 9/7/2010 6:19:24 AM EDT
[#29]
I'm sorry, but the law requires a five-day waiting period. We've got to run a background check. HOMER Five days? But I'm mad now! ...
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Posted: 9/7/2010 7:09:22 AM EDT
[#30]
My favorite episode was the one where Bart sang the theme to Shaft with Lisa.
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Posted: 9/7/2010 8:23:41 AM EDT
[#31]
Quoted: The one where Homer gets a gun is priceless. Gun Shop Owner: Well, you'll probably want the accessory kit. Holster... Homer: Oh, yeah. Gun Shop Owner: Bandoleer. Homer: Baby. Gun Shop Owner: Silencer. Homer: Mmm-hmm. Gun Shop Owner: Loudener. Homer: [drooling noise] Gun Shop Owner: Speed-cocker. Homer: Ooh, I like the sound of that. Gun Shop Owner: And this is for shooting down police helicopters. Homer: Oh, I don't need anything like that.....yet.   |
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Posted: 9/7/2010 8:29:33 AM EDT
[#32]
Quoted:
Quoted:
The one where Homer gets a gun is priceless.
Gun Shop Owner: Well, you'll probably want the accessory kit. Holster... Homer: Oh, yeah. Gun Shop Owner: Bandoleer. Homer: Baby. Gun Shop Owner: Silencer. Homer: Mmm-hmm. Gun Shop Owner: Loudener. Homer: [drooling noise] Gun Shop Owner: Speed-cocker. Homer: Ooh, I like the sound of that. Gun Shop Owner: And this is for shooting down police helicopters. Homer: Oh, I don't need anything like that.....yet.
 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xIpLd0WQKCY
My favorite by far. It has both anti and pro gun messages. But overall a slight lean in favor with a focus on safety and not being stupid with firearms.
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Posted: 9/7/2010 8:45:43 AM EDT
[#33]
hum the Fun Shop owner sounds ah little like Charles Bronson IMO.
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Posted: 9/7/2010 8:57:07 AM EDT
[#34]
Of course you'll have to come back in three days to pick up your gun.
Homer: But I'm Angry Now! |
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Posted: 9/7/2010 8:57:41 AM EDT
[#35]
I stopped watching that crap when it went full liberal retard, that was something like 6 years ago
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Posted: 9/7/2010 9:20:33 AM EDT
[#36]
One of my favorite lines was when Homer walks into the Kwik-e-mart, and tries to feed the statute of Ganesh.
Apu says (in his bad Indian accent), "Please, do not feed my god a peanut." Willie is probably my favorite character of the bunch. |
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Posted: 9/7/2010 9:35:53 AM EDT
[#37]
great episode. my favorite one is booze baron homer. |
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Posted: 9/7/2010 9:37:34 AM EDT
[#38]
Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: The one where Homer gets a gun is priceless. Gun Shop Owner: Well, you'll probably want the accessory kit. Holster... Homer: Oh, yeah. Gun Shop Owner: Bandoleer. Homer: Baby. Gun Shop Owner: Silencer. Homer: Mmm-hmm. Gun Shop Owner: Loudener. Homer: [drooling noise] Gun Shop Owner: Speed-cocker. Homer: Ooh, I like the sound of that. Gun Shop Owner: And this is for shooting down police helicopters. Homer: Oh, I don't need anything like that.....yet. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xIpLd0WQKCYMy favorite by far. It has both anti and pro gun messages. But overall a slight lean in favor with a focus on safety and not being stupid with firearms. "I bet this is what God feels like when he holds a gun" |
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Posted: 9/7/2010 9:46:46 AM EDT
[#39]
Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: The one where Homer gets a gun is priceless. Gun Shop Owner: Well, you'll probably want the accessory kit. Holster... Homer: Oh, yeah. Gun Shop Owner: Bandoleer. Homer: Baby. Gun Shop Owner: Silencer. Homer: Mmm-hmm. Gun Shop Owner: Loudener. Homer: [drooling noise] Gun Shop Owner: Speed-cocker. Homer: Ooh, I like the sound of that. Gun Shop Owner: And this is for shooting down police helicopters. Homer: Oh, I don't need anything like that.....yet. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xIpLd0WQKCYMy favorite by far. It has both anti and pro gun messages. But overall a slight lean in favor with a focus on safety and not being stupid with firearms. "The Cartridge Family", Season #9. One of my favorites; the opening scene at the soccer stadium is priceless. "A Fish Called Selma" is another one, it has the famous "Dr. Zaius" song. As for favorite character, Sideshow Bob, FTW! |
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Posted: 9/7/2010 9:52:38 AM EDT
[#40]
Quoted:
http://www.simpsonovci.com/img/postavy/troy.gif Hi, I'm Troy McClure. You may remember me from such films as "You're reading this in my voice." Creepy. I totally did. |
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Posted: 9/7/2010 12:51:16 PM EDT
[#41]
"I'd kill you if I had my gun"
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Posted: 9/7/2010 1:11:13 PM EDT
[#42]
22 short films about Springfield and the Chili Cook Off/Guatamelan Insanity peppers episodes
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Posted: 9/7/2010 1:14:01 PM EDT
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Posted: 9/7/2010 1:18:47 PM EDT
[#44]
moe nelson and sideshow bob always make me chuckle.
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Posted: 9/7/2010 1:19:17 PM EDT
[#45]
I like comic book guy
the local film critic is a dead ringer for him |
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Posted: 9/7/2010 1:21:48 PM EDT
[#46]
Quoted:
22 short films about Springfield and the Chili Cook Off/Guatamelan Insanity peppers episodes
One of, if not my all time favorite 
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Posted: 9/7/2010 1:24:22 PM EDT
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Posted: 9/7/2010 1:30:45 PM EDT
[#48]
Up until 6 or 7 years ago it was the.... best cartoon ever.
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Posted: 9/7/2010 1:35:30 PM EDT
[#49]
i forget which treehouse of horror this one was in, one of my all time fav episodes.
bart dad you killed the zombie flanders! homer flanders was a zombie?
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Posted: 9/7/2010 1:39:14 PM EDT
[#50]
Simpsons fail...  |
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