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Posted: 9/6/2010 2:26:41 PM EDT
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That one athlete chick holding the javelin or whatever the hell it's called.
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Posted: 9/6/2010 2:29:15 PM EDT
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S E Cupp
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Posted: 9/6/2010 2:30:16 PM EDT
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Quoted: That one athlete chick holding the javelin or whatever the hell it's called. And she was underage when that pic was taken too. |
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Posted: 9/6/2010 2:30:24 PM EDT
[#4]
Jessica Biel and Jessica Alba
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Posted: 9/6/2010 2:30:30 PM EDT
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My wife is perfect for me, all that I care about.
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Posted: 9/6/2010 2:30:42 PM EDT
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That one athlete chick holding the javelin or whatever the hell it's called. Are you talking about Allison Stokke? She is a POLE VAULTER. 
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Posted: 9/6/2010 2:30:48 PM EDT
[#7]
Breathing.
But after reading GD for a couple years, even that's debatable. |
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Posted: 9/6/2010 2:30:50 PM EDT
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Huge tits
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Posted: 9/6/2010 2:31:09 PM EDT
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I like simple women. Low maintenance, capable of taking care of themselves. One that looks good without makeup put on with a freakin' paint sprayer. A woman that likes the outdoors and enjoying the simple things in life...sadly I think a lot more women would be like this if it weren't for the media.
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Posted: 9/6/2010 2:31:35 PM EDT
[#10]
Why are you posting pictures of my wife on the internet again!!!! Havnt I warned you!
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Posted: 9/6/2010 2:31:48 PM EDT
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Jessica Biel and Jessica Alba A huge +1 to that. First two to come to mind. |
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Posted: 9/6/2010 2:31:59 PM EDT
[#12]
Too many variables for consensus. Not to mention the same broad looking like two different people from one week to the next.
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Posted: 9/6/2010 2:32:40 PM EDT
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Sloan from Entourage.
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Posted: 9/6/2010 2:34:17 PM EDT
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Posted: 9/6/2010 2:34:50 PM EDT
[#15]
Alison Haislip from g4tv
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Posted: 9/6/2010 2:35:21 PM EDT
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The perfect woman has a 5 position switch in the middle of her back.
Those positions are: 1. FUCK 2. SUCK 3. COOK 4. CLEAN 5. OFF After completion of any selected cycle the switch reverts to - OFF |
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Posted: 9/6/2010 2:36:31 PM EDT
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My wife is perfect for me, all that I care about. You got that right! 
A non-crazy, faithful woman that appreciates and loves you is worth her weight in diamonds. |
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Posted: 9/6/2010 2:36:35 PM EDT
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Deaf, mute, nymphomaniac that loves to cook, clean and clean guns.
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Posted: 9/6/2010 2:36:45 PM EDT
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Posted: 9/6/2010 2:37:20 PM EDT
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Posted: 9/6/2010 2:38:07 PM EDT
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over the last couple years it's been more about who i'm a better match with than anything.
but seriously elisha cuthbert |
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Posted: 9/6/2010 2:38:32 PM EDT
[#22]
Welcome everybody to this place
You can pull up a chair or you can pull up my face We got everything the only thing that we lack Is a rich young dumb nymphomaniac I wanna rich young dumb nyphomaniac To drive me around in her Cadillac If she's not down on her knees she will be flat on her back I wanna rich young dumb nymphomaniac We'll give her great big tits and a little bitty ass A fuckin' machine that never runs out of gas A body like a bodies never seen before She recently inherited a liquor store I wanna rich young dumb nyphomaniac To drive me around in her Cadillac If she's not down on her knees she will be flat on her back I wanna rich young dumb nymphomaniac Yeah she doesn't wanna marry and she doesn't wanna fight She doesn't give 2 shits if I stay out all night I bring home another woman she just gives me a smile We take off our clothes and then we fuck in a pile I wanna rich young dumb nyphomaniac To drive me around in her Cadillac If she's not down on her knees she will be flat on her back I wanna rich young dumb nymphomaniac Make her a magic finger mama that can roll up my doobs The best in the west at cookin' Chinese food She doesn't like to shop but she doesn't wear clothes She always compliments me on the size of my hose I wanna rich young dumb nyphomaniac To drive me around in her Cadillac If she's not down on her knees she will be flat on her back I wanna rich young dumb nymphomaniac We'll make her 3 feet tall And stand about to here With a flat spot on her head where I can rest my beer I wanna rich young dumb nyphomaniac To drive me around in her Cadillac If she's not down on her knees she will be flat on her back I wanna rich young dumb nymphomaniac |
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Posted: 9/6/2010 2:38:55 PM EDT
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The perfect woman has a 5 position switch in the middle of her back. Those positions are: 1. FUCK 2. SUCK 3. COOK 4. CLEAN 5. OFF After completion of any selected cycle the switch reverts to - OFF I know i shouldn't, but what the hell.................... 
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Posted: 9/6/2010 2:39:05 PM EDT
[#24]
If you can have fantasies, you can make her personality whatever you want......duh. 
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Posted: 9/6/2010 2:39:15 PM EDT
[#25]
i like the good looking skinny ones
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Posted: 9/6/2010 2:40:16 PM EDT
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Quoted: Too many variables for consensus. Not to mention the same broad looking like two different people from one week to the next. Too many different types of guys here, too... For example, some folks have considered Paris Hilton 'hot' because apparently a total lack of morality or the belief that she 'will do anything' makes up for the fact that she looks like a tall 10yo... Others like various 'features' you generally don't find on a skinny lady without massive & expensive surgery... Vs those who don't find plastic women 'fantastic' at all... You will rarely if ever get an agreement on body-type, and that's without considering personality/intelegence/etc... (For example, I have no desire to have a 'silent sammich-maker/live blow-up doll' for a wife - self sufficiency & an understanding of the world is a must-have... Other guys here seem to think that the perfect woman is one who's absolutely quiet and exists just to do things for them...) |
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Posted: 9/6/2010 2:40:56 PM EDT
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It's not her, it's that cook chick...and she looks like a bobble head...her head is WAY to big for her body.
But I'd still hit it.
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Posted: 9/6/2010 2:41:09 PM EDT
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That one athlete chick holding the javelin or whatever the hell it's called. Are you talking about Allison Stokke? She is a POLE VAULTER. <a href="http://img266.imageshack.us/i/imageaxdw.jpg/" target="_blank">http://img266.imageshack.us/img266/4915/imageaxdw.jpg</a> She's hot. No doubt. She's great looking and in great shape but it's more than that (no it's not, yes it is, no it's not). Her dedication to sport both shows and builds character. I don't know her and I probably never will but all else being equal I think there is a better chance someone with this kind of dedication to a sport would be a great person. She's hot. |
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Posted: 9/6/2010 2:41:22 PM EDT
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You sir, gave wonderful taste. ? Wait a second...she has an enormous forehead! And look at those teeth? What? does she bleach them? And that is NOT how you cook Veal Saltimbocca! I am distgusted sir. |
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Posted: 9/6/2010 2:42:25 PM EDT
[#30]
Rich enough to keep me and likes to go on solo vacations, perhaps lasting decades.
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Posted: 9/6/2010 2:43:15 PM EDT
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Posted: 9/6/2010 2:43:41 PM EDT
[#32]
This is very interesting information.
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Posted: 9/6/2010 2:44:06 PM EDT
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(For example, I have no desire to have a 'silent sammich-maker/live blow-up doll' for a wife - self sufficiency & an understanding of the world is a must-have... Other guys here seem to think that the perfect woman is one who's absolutely quiet and exists just to do things for them...) This. If I wanted a damned robot I'd buy a Honda Asimo. |
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Posted: 9/6/2010 2:44:08 PM EDT
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Quoted:
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That one athlete chick holding the javelin or whatever the hell it's called. Are you talking about Allison Stokke? She is a POLE VAULTER. <a href="http://img266.imageshack.us/i/imageaxdw.jpg/" target="_blank">http://img266.imageshack.us/img266/4915/imageaxdw.jpg</a> Looks like this. Makes 100k +, has the five position switch mentioned above and knows when to STFU. |
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Posted: 9/6/2010 2:45:10 PM EDT
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Posted: 9/6/2010 2:45:14 PM EDT
[#36]
Giada De Laurentis She makes a mean sammich
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Posted: 9/6/2010 2:47:12 PM EDT
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Quoted:
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That one athlete chick holding the javelin or whatever the hell it's called. Are you talking about Allison Stokke? She is a POLE VAULTER. <a href="http://img266.imageshack.us/i/imageaxdw.jpg/" target="_blank">http://img266.imageshack.us/img266/4915/imageaxdw.jpg</a> I vote for this. Physically, anyway. But can she cook? |
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Posted: 9/6/2010 2:48:05 PM EDT
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Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: That one athlete chick holding the javelin or whatever the hell it's called. Are you talking about Allison Stokke? She is a POLE VAULTER. <a href="http://img266.imageshack.us/i/imageaxdw.jpg/" target="_blank">http://img266.imageshack.us/img266/4915/imageaxdw.jpg</a> She's hot. No doubt. She's great looking and in great shape but it's more than that (no it's not, yes it is, no it's not). Her dedication to sport both shows and builds character. I don't know her and I probably never will but all else being equal I think there is a better chance someone with this kind of dedication to a sport would be a great person. She's hot. I've never seen anyone else make this connection. I think half the reason I find athletic women, like the Crossfit BOTD types, so attractive is because it takes a lot of dedication, a lot of work, and the willingness to make yourself uncomfortable to get into that kind of shape. A woman who will do that is attractive as hell, the hard body is a bonus. |
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Posted: 9/6/2010 2:55:36 PM EDT
[#39]
Quoted: S E Cupp and Quoted: That one athlete chick holding the javelin or whatever the hell it's called. Allison Stokke making out. |
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Posted: 9/6/2010 2:56:28 PM EDT
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Deaf, mute, nymphomaniac that loves to cook, clean and clean guns. and owns a liquor store! 
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Posted: 9/6/2010 2:57:19 PM EDT
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My idea of the perfect woman is mine.
5'5, ~100 lbs , well proportioned, can cook, can shoot, conservative almost to a fault, i can't think of anything bad to say about her. Granted, I've only known her 3 months
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Posted: 9/6/2010 2:57:48 PM EDT
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Deaf mute SOT and owns a liquor store. 
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Posted: 9/6/2010 2:58:36 PM EDT
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A feisty swarthy Iranian Jewish woman about 40 with those fine little hairs on & around the demples on the lower back .
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Posted: 9/6/2010 2:59:09 PM EDT
[#44]
Anna Kournikova, the last year she played tennis.
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Posted: 9/6/2010 3:01:21 PM EDT
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Posted: 9/6/2010 3:02:08 PM EDT
[#46]
Shannon Bream of Fox News.
ETA:
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Posted: 9/6/2010 3:02:33 PM EDT
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That one athlete chick holding the javelin or whatever the hell it's called. Are you talking about Allison Stokke? She is a POLE VAULTER. <a href="http://img266.imageshack.us/i/imageaxdw.jpg/" target="_blank">http://img266.imageshack.us/img266/4915/imageaxdw.jpg</a> Oh goodness me.... Fap, fap, fap... |
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Posted: 9/6/2010 3:03:38 PM EDT
[#48]
warm?
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Posted: 9/6/2010 3:07:00 PM EDT
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Three feet tall, fold-back teeth, and pistol grip ears.
The top of her head is flat so I can set my beer there when I'm watching the game. Just kidding. Two arms and two legs, and that's negotiable. |
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Posted: 9/6/2010 3:07:24 PM EDT
[#50]
Mila Kunis
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