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Posted: 9/6/2010 3:46:12 AM EDT

On a steel horse I ride.

Posted: 9/6/2010 3:48:46 AM EDT

[#1]

Posted: 9/6/2010 3:50:58 AM EDT

[#2]

Wow.

Posted: 9/6/2010 3:51:10 AM EDT

[#3]

All I can say is if that's the Walmart that I think it is, then I'm not surprised.

Posted: 9/6/2010 3:51:16 AM EDT

[#4]

I heard you got a new car JW777.

Looks nice!

Posted: 9/6/2010 3:51:52 AM EDT

[#5]

You see the damnedest things in Walmart parking lots.

Posted: 9/6/2010 3:52:16 AM EDT

[#6]

What's under the black dots on the pavement? Coney Island whitefish?

Posted: 9/6/2010 3:53:49 AM EDT

[#7]

Quoted:

What's under the black dots on the pavement? Coney Island whitefish?

Those are black holes spun off from that accelerator that started up in Europe recently.

Posted: 9/6/2010 4:06:07 AM EDT

[#8]

Quoted:
What's under the black dots on the pavement? Coney Island whitefish?

They're called: "JW777 sucks at photo editing" holes.

So let's say that ARFCOM was put in charge of scoring this particular vehicle on the following criteria on a ratings scale of 1-10:

- Communication of cowboy status
- Consistency with the theme
- Creativity
- Quality of execution

How would ye learned sages score this?

Posted: 9/6/2010 4:09:32 AM EDT

[#9]

That there steel horse belongs to a certain penguin.

Posted: 9/6/2010 4:09:45 AM EDT

[#10]

6GUN GEO

Posted: 9/6/2010 4:10:30 AM EDT

[#11]

Sweet.

Posted: 9/6/2010 4:11:12 AM EDT

[#12]

Broke back Geo !

Posted: 9/6/2010 4:12:28 AM EDT

[#13]

whats the black spot?

Posted: 9/6/2010 4:13:10 AM EDT

[#14]

Quoted:
whats the black spot?

The result of an extra mouse click in the Photobucket editing tools. Nothing more.

EDIT II ––

...or they are covering Obama's birth certificate. Whichever you think is more reasonable.

EDIT ––

Oh, did I mention this same individual owns a Corvette that has received a similar treatment? Only it's not as subtly tasteful as the Geo's treatment.

Quoted:
All I can say is if that's the Walmart that I think it is, then I'm not surprised.

Out of all the cars in that parking lot, there was only one 6gunGeo. Indeed, there can be only one.

Note: The owner of the vehicle was not visibly wearing a 3 wolf t-shirt. Nevertheless, upon sight of the vehicle the mortal observer begins to hear this refrain ( possibly this one )echoing throughout the area.

Posted: 9/6/2010 4:20:05 AM EDT

[#15]

YEEHAW !!

Posted: 9/6/2010 4:25:35 AM EDT

[#16]

Quoted:

Quoted:

whats the black spot?

The result of an extra mouse click in the Photobucket editing tools. Nothing more.

EDIT ––

Oh, did I mention this same individual owns a Corvette that has received a similar treatment? Only it's not as subtly tasteful as the Geo's treatment.

Quoted:

All I can say is if that's the Walmart that I think it is, then I'm not surprised.

Out of all the cars in that parking lot, there was only one 6gunGeo. Indeed, there can be only one.

Note: The owner of the vehicle was not visibly wearing a 3 wolf t-shirt.

Did you do an official census of how many vehicles in the parking lot had bull testicles hanging off the tow hitch?

Posted: 9/6/2010 4:27:27 AM EDT

[#17]

Quoted:
Did you do an official census of how many vehicles in the parking lot had bull testicles hanging off the tow hitch?

Upon showing those pictures to others I noted that the vast majority instantly began scouring the pictures carefully in the hopes of finding truck nutz on 6GunGeo. I didn't see any.

Overall I'd say I've seen truck nutz on a handful of vehicles in the area...but then again I generally don't spend my time looking for nutz.

Personally I think the addition of truck nutz to 6GunGeo would be tacky.

Posted: 9/6/2010 4:30:44 AM EDT

[#18]

No one has asked for his screen name yet?

Posted: 9/6/2010 4:38:51 AM EDT

[#19]

Dude, submit that shit to People of Walmart! I bet it would make it on:

http://www.peopleofwalmart.com/

Posted: 9/6/2010 4:39:27 AM EDT

[#20]

Quoted:

Quoted:
What's under the black dots on the pavement? Coney Island whitefish?

They're called: "JW777 sucks at photo editing" holes.

Your first negligent discharge. You were supposed to hit the license plate.

Posted: 9/6/2010 4:44:02 AM EDT

[#21]

Reminds me of a security officer I worked with. He tricked out his 1968 Ford F100 pickup with every piece of kitsch he could find. Dingle balls around the windows, stickers on the sides showing he was a NASCAR race driver, some of the niftiest slogans on his bumper stickers... he even had a wrought-iron drip drain under his gas filler.

I can imagine some Oklahoma AM broadcaster at three in the morning saying, "If yew are within the sawnd of mah voice, for on'y $29.95 yew too can drahve down de road and look lahk a complete asshole."

His name was Butler. We called his truck "The Butmobile."

Posted: 9/6/2010 4:44:20 AM EDT

[#22]

I can't believe it's gone this long with no one noticing the glaring inconsistency between what seems to be an overall horse theme and the big bull horns attached to the hood.

Best quote I've heard so far:

"It looks like Bo and Luke Duke were raped by Boss Hogg and Johnny Cash."

Posted: 9/6/2010 4:46:22 AM EDT

[#23]

I'm digging the six shooters on the door handles.

Classy.

Posted: 9/6/2010 4:49:46 AM EDT

[#24]

"Save a Horse and Gas, ride a GEO!"

I can't believe Aimless put that on his ride.

Posted: 9/6/2010 4:52:30 AM EDT

[#25]

Driver needs ALOT more hat to pull that off

Posted: 9/6/2010 4:52:39 AM EDT

[#26]

At first I was like

Now I'm more like

after looking at it some more.

Danny

Posted: 9/6/2010 4:53:15 AM EDT

[#27]

A custom GEO... classy. That's the kind of thing that'll make you thank the lord your tastes don't run to shitty straw hats and horns glued to your car.

How was the ammo selection?

Posted: 9/6/2010 4:54:53 AM EDT

[#28]

Quoted:
How was the ammo selection?

50 round boxes of Federal 9mm @ 9.97 per box.

Posted: 9/6/2010 4:55:54 AM EDT

[#29]

I gotta try and find that Walmart now! Fucking awesome.

Posted: 9/6/2010 4:59:15 AM EDT

[#30]

Looks like he got er dun!

Posted: 9/6/2010 4:59:26 AM EDT

[#31]

Bet you can get some sweet jumps in that thing.

Posted: 9/6/2010 4:59:50 AM EDT

[#32]

I think that particular vehicle is better represented by the reprise "I'm a rhinestone cowboy, riding out on a horse in a star-spangled rodeo..."

Posted: 9/6/2010 5:00:24 AM EDT

[#33]

WTF....but at least you were not starting a song thread with Bon Jovi.

Posted: 9/6/2010 5:01:19 AM EDT

[#34]

I see similar automotive masterpieces in South Texas with some frequency.

Is the driver of this piece of work perchance bi-lingual?

Posted: 9/6/2010 5:03:30 AM EDT

[#35]

Was the owner of the alleged vehicle trying to learn to stay on a bucking beagle?

Posted: 9/6/2010 5:06:17 AM EDT

[#36]

and you can be his cowgirl?

Posted: 9/6/2010 5:09:25 AM EDT

[#37]

Brokeback Mountin'

Posted: 9/6/2010 5:16:20 AM EDT

[#38]

Quoted:
I see similar automotive masterpieces in South Texas with some frequency.

Is the driver of this piece of work perchance bi-lingual?

Posted: 9/6/2010 7:46:06 AM EDT

[#39]

Quoted:
On a steel horse I ride.

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y16/jwayne_777/7b1a8482.jpg
http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y16/jwayne_777/a7e8ba4a.jpg
http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y16/jwayne_777/4f72d644.jpg
http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y16/jwayne_777/54aa5b5f.jpg

VA is for lovers.

Posted: 9/6/2010 7:46:43 AM EDT

[#40]

Do you have a picture in your pocket of the lucky one?

Posted: 9/6/2010 7:48:29 AM EDT

[#41]

Much like the originator of the song, that fucking thing looks like it came from Joisey.

Posted: 9/6/2010 7:49:02 AM EDT

[#42]

Quoted:
I see similar automotive masterpieces in South Texas with some frequency.

Is the driver of this piece of work perchance bi-lingual?

I can't say for sure.

I can say he likes to hang out at that Wal-Mart a lot. He can often be found leaning up against the outside of the store like Fonzy leaning on a juke box. Always in perfectly ironed Wranglers, always wearing a cowboy-ish button up shirt, always with the cowboy hat, always with this big long earring that I suppose has some sort of significance to native Americans.

Posted: 9/6/2010 7:50:26 AM EDT

[#43]

Quoted:

Quoted:
What's under the black dots on the pavement? Coney Island whitefish?

Those are black holes spun off from that accelerator that started up in Europe recently.

Well played sir.

Posted: 9/6/2010 7:54:34 AM EDT

[#44]

What part of VA was the Broke Back Geo spotted ?

Posted: 9/6/2010 8:26:54 AM EDT

[#45]

They have chocolate Cheerios?

Posted: 9/6/2010 8:29:32 AM EDT

[#46]

I smell a new idea...

www.carsofwalmart.com

Posted: 9/6/2010 8:30:43 AM EDT

[#47]

Quoted:

Quoted:
What's under the black dots on the pavement? Coney Island whitefish?

They're called: "JW777 sucks at photo editing" holes.

So let's say that ARFCOM was put in charge of scoring this particular vehicle on the following criteria on a ratings scale of 1-10:

- Communication of cowboy status - 10.
- Consistency with the theme - 8. Needs moar gun rack in rear window though.
- Creativity - 8.
- Quality of execution - 7.

How would ye learned sages score this?