Stripper invites my friend to Mexico!!!

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Posted: 9/3/2010 6:36:41 PM EDT

So last week me and my friend go to a strip club. (just for the record we live about 3 hours from the Texas-Mexico border) While at the strip club my buddy notices a girl whom he used to go to school with (college) he knows her name and where she is from, (Rio Grande) but nothing else. So he quickly takes a liking to her and ends up getting countless lap dances from her as well as her phone number. All week he tries texting her to try to get to "know" her, but she gives him the run around all week. So, today we go to the gym to workout and he's texting her and she invites him to her "Families ranch", he thinks this is wierd since they dont even know each other. When he asks where the ranch is her response is MEXICO!!!! This immedietly sends off red flags for both of us and he responds "no thanks I prefer my kidneys not be sold on the black market" So what do you guys think? To me no pie is worth the risk of being decapatated.

Posted: 9/3/2010 6:39:16 PM EDT

[#1]

family's ranch = S.S.S. aka stop texting

Posted: 9/3/2010 6:40:49 PM EDT

[#2]

She probably wants him to drive. So she can smuggle guns and ammo into Mexico for her cartel friends in his car/truck instead of her own.

Posted: 9/3/2010 6:41:26 PM EDT

[#3]

Run.

Posted: 9/3/2010 6:41:28 PM EDT

[#4]

I ain't lost a damned thing in Mexico, and I sure as hell wouldn't go down there for some pie.

Posted: 9/3/2010 6:41:43 PM EDT

[#5]

I would go and get pie then lose my kidneys

Posted: 9/3/2010 6:42:13 PM EDT

[#6]

Your friend kept texting her for a week without reply?

...and you think the disturbing portion of this equation is the stripper?

Posted: 9/3/2010 6:44:14 PM EDT

[#7]

Kidneys was the first thing that came to my mind before I even finished reading

Posted: 9/3/2010 6:46:21 PM EDT

[#8]

She's going to try to get him to smuggle either aliens or narcotics across the border...No doubt about it..

ETA: she'll drive him down there and have him drive back in a vehicle thats loaded with something - he may not even know it's loaded...Stripper + Mexico = going to jail...

Posted: 9/3/2010 6:46:31 PM EDT

[#9]

This stuff is legal, no sweat bringing it across the border, lets just hide it though so there won't be any hassles.

Posted: 9/3/2010 6:47:15 PM EDT

[#10]

So, yeah, strippers aren't the most stable relationships anyway. Your friend made a proper ejection.

Posted: 9/3/2010 6:51:49 PM EDT

[#11]

ok cant believe the new guy is the first to say this

pics or BS

Posted: 9/3/2010 6:52:00 PM EDT

[#12]

Quoted:

She's going to try to get him to smuggle either aliens or narcotics across the border...No doubt about it..

ETA: she'll drive him down there and have him drive back in a vehicle thats loaded with something - he may not even know it's loaded...Stripper + Mexico = going to jail...

Stripper + Mexico = your probably going to die

Posted: 9/3/2010 6:53:19 PM EDT

[#13]

Posted: 9/3/2010 6:54:30 PM EDT

[#14]

Did she look like this?

http://news.sky.com/skynews/Home/World-News/Laura-Zuniga-Mexico-Beauty-Queen-Arrested-With-Suspected-Gang-Members-Near-Guadalajara/Article/200812415193437

Posted: 9/3/2010 7:02:50 PM EDT

[#15]

He should fo and score some Mexico Coke for Arfcom.

Posted: 9/3/2010 7:02:59 PM EDT

[#16]

You never pay for Proof of Life.

Posted: 9/3/2010 7:12:03 PM EDT

[#17]

Posted: 9/3/2010 7:13:14 PM EDT

[#18]

Quoted:
Your friend kept texting her for a week without reply?

...and you think the disturbing portion of this equation is the stripper?

Haha aint that the damn truth!!

Posted: 9/3/2010 7:15:24 PM EDT

[#19]

If you dont jump all over that opportunity, youre a pussy.

Posted: 9/3/2010 7:17:59 PM EDT

[#20]

I'm sure a stripper wouldn't know how to string a guy along and get money from them. Nothing to worry about. He should go.

Posted: 9/5/2010 5:43:21 AM EDT

[#21]

Quoted:
Kidneys was the first thing that came to my mind before I even finished reading

"Turistas" comes to mind...

Posted: 9/5/2010 5:46:36 AM EDT

[#22]

Quoted:
Your friend kept texting her for a week without reply?

...and you think the disturbing portion of this equation is the stripper?

that's kind of a snap judgement, don't you think? we haven't even seen pics yet.

Posted: 9/5/2010 5:49:07 AM EDT

[#23]

doooo etttt!!!!
whats the worse thing that can happen.....

Posted: 9/5/2010 5:49:53 AM EDT

[#24]

fuck that, maybe in 1998. In high school I used to go to mexico and get drunk and party in laredo. Not any more!

Posted: 9/5/2010 5:52:10 AM EDT

[#25]

Dude, the whole thing looks legit. I'd tell him nothing sounds safer or more fun than Mexico with a stripper you don't know.

Posted: 9/5/2010 5:54:01 AM EDT

[#26]

Quoted:
Your friend kept texting her for a week without reply?

...and you think the disturbing portion of this equation is the stripper?

No kidding, he's actually trying to date a stripper that doesn't want to talk to him.

"She was really into me at the club dude."

Posted: 9/5/2010 5:54:53 AM EDT

[#27]

Run of to Mexico with a stripper, thats some serious class.

His life will be unicorns and rainbows from here on in

Posted: 9/5/2010 6:27:39 AM EDT

[#28]

kidnapped and held for ransom body parts sent back to the US

Posted: 9/5/2010 6:39:53 AM EDT

[#29]

Google: Matamoros Murders and Mark Kilroy

Posted: 9/5/2010 6:40:33 AM EDT

[#30]

Ever see the movie;

From Dusk Till Dawn?

I think that kidneys would be the least of your worries.

Posted: 9/5/2010 6:43:11 AM EDT

[#31]

I've always said that guys that fuck 'round with strippers are asking for it. But a trip to the family ranch in Mexico? What could possibly go wrong?

Posted: 9/5/2010 6:45:38 AM EDT

[#32]

Seems legit. Tell him to stop being a pussy and go get some.

Posted: 9/5/2010 6:45:42 AM EDT

[#33]

Do it!

Posted: 9/5/2010 6:48:30 AM EDT

[#34]

I tried to find the story of the Houston highschool stripper murdered in Mexico a few months back my search is not finding anything.

Posted: 9/5/2010 6:51:49 AM EDT

[#35]

Quoted:
Seems legit. Tell him to stop being a pussy and go get some.

Would YOU do it? Seriously...

Already been to Cd. Juarez (1997); that place is not worth being stuck/shot/kidnapped/deballed/decapitated/or-otherwise-leave-any-vital-organ-over-there over pussy. TRUST ME!

Posted: 9/5/2010 6:55:47 AM EDT

[#36]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Seems legit. Tell him to stop being a pussy and go get some.

Would YOU do it? Seriously...

Already been to Cd. Juarez (1997); that place is not worth being stuck/shot/kidnapped/deballed/decapitated/or-otherwise-leave-any-vital-organ-over-there over pussy. TRUST ME!

Of course I wouldn't do it. But it's ok with me if he does

I spent a few hours in Matamoros once. That was enough Mexico for me. No need to go back.

Posted: 9/5/2010 6:58:09 AM EDT

[#37]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Seems legit. Tell him to stop being a pussy and go get some.

Would YOU do it? Seriously...

Already been to Cd. Juarez (1997); that place is not worth being stuck/shot/kidnapped/deballed/decapitated/or-otherwise-leave-any-vital-organ-over-there over pussy. TRUST ME!

Sarcasm detector.......turn it on.

Posted: 9/5/2010 7:03:52 AM EDT

[#38]

Quoted:

Quoted:
She's going to try to get him to smuggle either aliens or narcotics across the border...No doubt about it..

ETA: she'll drive him down there and have him drive back in a vehicle thats loaded with something - he may not even know it's loaded...Stripper + Mexico = going to jail...

Stripper + Mexico = your probably going to die

Yep. Gonna see your face on a milk carton somewhere

Posted: 9/5/2010 7:05:44 AM EDT

[#39]

Your 'friend' needs to follow his heart.

Posted: 9/5/2010 7:06:39 AM EDT

[#40]

He has the chance to spend a weekend with an exotic entertainer in an exotic locale? then maybe have his trip paid for by world renowned international import/export businessmen? Sounds like a lucky guy.

Have him drop off his guns and ammo at your house first, its win-win for everyone.

Posted: 9/5/2010 7:08:47 AM EDT

[#41]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Seems legit. Tell him to stop being a pussy and go get some.

Would YOU do it? Seriously...

Already been to Cd. Juarez (1997); that place is not worth being stuck/shot/kidnapped/deballed/decapitated/or-otherwise-leave-any-vital-organ-over-there over pussy. TRUST ME!

Sarcasm detector.......turn it on.

Careful, he'll take you to the pit like KA3B.

Posted: 9/5/2010 7:12:02 AM EDT

[#42]

dibs on guns.

Posted: 9/5/2010 7:14:20 AM EDT

[#43]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Seems legit. Tell him to stop being a pussy and go get some.

Would YOU do it? Seriously...

Already been to Cd. Juarez (1997); that place is not worth being stuck/shot/kidnapped/deballed/decapitated/or-otherwise-leave-any-vital-organ-over-there over pussy. TRUST ME!

Sarcasm detector.......turn it on.

Indeed. OP, my original comment was made in jest and your friend should NOT go to Mexico with a stripper.