A little boy walks into his parents room to see his mom on top of his dad bouncing up and down. The mom sees her son and quickly dismounts, worried about what her son has seen, she dress's quickly and goes to find him. The son sees his mom and asks' "What were you and dad  doing?"  The mother replies "Well you know your dad has a big tummy  and sometimes I have to get on top of it to help flatten it."

"Your wasting your time." say's the boy.  "Why is that?" asked his mom, puzzled?  "Well when you go shopping the lady next door comes over
and gets on her knees and blows it right back up."

A little boy and his dad are walking through the park one day and the boy sees two dogs...the male mounting the female.  The little boy, with a puzzled look on his face, asks his dad what they were doing.  The dad states, "Son, they are making puppies."

Later that night, the little boy has gone to bed.  His mom and dad are in the mood for a little loving, so they begin having sex.  The dad is going to town on the mom when the little boy pops in and asks what they were doing.  The dad, flustered, states "Son, we are making babies."  The little boy then yells, "Roll her over dad, I want a puppy!!!"

Thanks, guys.  I'm always looking to expand my collection of dirty jokes. [:D]

LOL!

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