Two women are playing golf on a sunny afternoon when one of them accidentally slices her shot into a foursome of men. To her horror, one of the men collapses in agony, both hands to his crotch. She runs down to him, apologizing profusely, explaining that she is a physical therapist and can help ease his pain. "No, thanks. Just give me a few minutes. I'll be fine," he replies quietly, hands still between his legs.


Taking it upon herself to help the poor man, she gently unzips his fly and starts massaging his Nuts. "Doesn't that feel better?" she asks.


"Well, yes. That feels great," he admits, "but my thumb still hurts like hell."

California.
Sad part is, it ain't funny.