Other: One of us geeks, seeing this poll, will write a script to post, every 60 seconds, to a dummy thread we create for that purpose.
This thread, since it will be bumped once per minute, will generate even more traffic (due to its always showing up on the front page) as people needlessly respond "Shut up" ad "why do you keep posting to this thread" over and over.
The amount of spam hitting the board will cause the server to explode, and it will fly through new york state until landing on GB's house, killing him instantly.
AR15.com will thus be dead, and we will all blame you for starting this damn poll.
Sorry, couldn't resist. [:D]