Here is lesson one: Your actually the enemy, and you didn't know it!

When posting your views, be sure to end the phrase with "only liberals and socialist" and enter whatever the possible counter that could be used by a member might be. Making sure that no one with another opinion then your own is evil is the backbone to proper posting.

Note, liberal and socialist may be replaced with a variety of things from baby killers to terrorist, just make sure its something evil.

Lesson two: The Troll

When you can't figure out why the person is wrong, or just feel he is breaking the law, you just call him/her a troll, or the troll icon: [:K]. As long as you feel uncertain about the legality of the subject, it doesn't matter what the law is or is not, feel free to call that person a troll.

The word troll and troll Icon can also be used as stated in lesson one.

[:K]

Whoooaaaaa, Nelly! That sounded frighteningly close to being authentic and accurate advice. That will be enough of that, young man! No more passing around factual information. Now.... let's get back to the drunken lies and fake advice.

Couldn't agree more crow....

Lesson Three: Make yourself THE authority on posting - then appeal to authority.

If you're an annoying, whining, frustrated, narcissistic, power-hungry, pu$$y-whipped, pencil-neck, high-school dropout sporting a hairless three-inch wet noodle and only one stiletto-heel-stomped gonad, then try establishing any residue of pride in yourself by claiming to be the authority in posting on a forum filled with people who generally find you more repellant than the hair clumps in Rosie O'Donut's shower drain.

The_Macallan is angry I gave away his secrets for posting.

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You forgot to mention Lesson Three:  The only appropriate response to a humorous post is a self-righteous diatribe that plainly states your moral indignation at the selection of subject matter.

Do not forget to accuse your opponent of anti-semitism or to sanctimoniously inform him that he is pissing on the sacred memory of our Founding Fathers.

I can't believe you guys!  This post is sexist and will possibly alienate 50% of the population.  That's 50% that could be supporters of the RKBA!

You're post is breaking the rule in Lesson One. [;)]