Over the past few years, more money has been spent on breast implants and Viagra than on Alzheimer's Disease research.

It is believed that by the year 2030 there will be a large number of people wandering around with huge breasts and erections who can't remember where they got them and what to do with them.

Wouldn't you hate to be an alcoholic with Alzheimer's?  Imagine needing a drink and not being able to remember where you left it...

Frankly, I keep seeing commercials concerning Viagra, Rogaine, and "feminine hygiene" - with damn little spent on real problems.  

Viagra - if you can't get it up anymore, there may be an underlying reason...

Rogaine - frankly, I was happy when the fur on my head started thinning out a bit, it gets a bit warm in Summer.  Besides, I've been shaved bald and I don't look too bad that way...

Femininie Hygiene - There's a simple solution for odours there, it's regular bathing.  Washing yourself out incessantly causes so many other problems that it really shouldn't be done.  Details would have to be got from my other half on this one - I specialise in trauma...

FFZ