A father watched his daughter playing in the garden. He smiled as he
reflected on how sweet and innocent his little girl was. Suddenly she just
stopped and stared at the ground. He went over to her and noticed she was
looking at two spiders mating.

"Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?" she asked. "They're mating," her
father replied.

"What do you call the spider on top, Daddy?" she asked. "That's a daddy
longlegs," her father answered. "So, the other one is a mommy longlegs?"
the little girl asked.

"No," her father replied. "Both of them are daddy longlegs." The little girl
thought for a moment, then took her foot and stomped them flat. "Well,
we're not having THAT sort of shit in our garden."

Now thats a smart kid [:)]

That was one of the better jokes I have read in a long time. Thanks!

A father was driving his daughter to elementary school when they found themselves in the lane behind Mrs. Bobbit.  

When Mrs. Bobbit threw her husband's severed member out of the window it toppled end over end until it smacked onto the windshield of the following car.  The man and his daughter watched in horror as the penis slowly slid off the side of the window and onto the road.  

The girl looked at her father and asked "Daddy, what was that?"

Thinking quickly the man replied "It was just a bug honey."

"Wow!" The girl said "For a bug it sure had a big fvckin' d!ck."

Little boy in class telling about his fathers fighter skills over midway told his teacher his daddy would twist and spin nose over left wing in a dive ,fire off twenty rounds and another folker would burn in flames. his dad would jerk back and to the right on the climb towards his right tail rudder would engage and fire thirty rounds and another folker would burst into flames!  Then the teacher stopped little johnnie and said, but johnnie we were fighting the jappanise not the germans!  And little johnnie says yes mamn but these folkers were flying zeros!!         bob cole

A man and his boy were walking down the street, and saw a pair of dogs getting it on in the middle of a side street. As the man hurried past, his son pointed at the coupling dogs and said, "What are they doing?"

Thinking quickly, the father replied, "well, the dog on top hurt his paws, and the dog on the bottom is helping him across the street."

The son returned, "Gee, Dad, isn't that the way things go? Try to help someone out and you get scr*w*d every time!"

Well tinker i quess you heard about the cripple crab??    Walked around on crouches!!!  bob cole

Two guys flying through the air passed each other, one going up the other comming down!  Hey you know anything about parachutes,,   NO you know anything about gas water heaters????//