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[ARCHIVED THREAD] - Fess Up and Get Amnesty

Posted: 4/8/2002 1:54:42 PM EDT

So, you mean to tell me some people here aren't really who they say they are? People make up fake lives and personnas?

Ok. This is your chance to tell it straight. Let us all know how you've been BS'ing us. Tell us who you really are and recieve amnesty. Beg our forgiveness for fooling us and lift this terrible weight from your shoulders. Do it for yourself. You'll feel better. This may be the last chance you get.

Posted: 4/8/2002 1:57:26 PM EDT

[#1]

do you mean there may be women here masquerading as men, so they dont get deluged with rude invitations and ignored on technical issues?

Posted: 4/8/2002 1:59:39 PM EDT

[#2]

Well, I guess I might as well fess up. Lots of people here know me as the 6'2" 235lb Texan who loves to hunt and play with machineguns.

In real life I'm 250lbs. There, I feel better already. [:)]

Posted: 4/8/2002 2:01:25 PM EDT

[#3]

I am cornholio!
TP for bunghole?

Posted: 4/8/2002 2:02:18 PM EDT

[#4]

Ponyboy-- don't ya feel better now?

Posted: 4/8/2002 2:22:13 PM EDT

[#5]

I am the walrus. Just don't tell everyone.

mike

Posted: 4/8/2002 2:25:48 PM EDT

[#6]

1) I only own 2 guns. I sold the rest.
2) I only have about 2,000 Rounds of ammunition.
3) My Kalashnikov was actually a Norinco/Polytech SKS.
4) My .38 was actually a .375 Black Powder Revolver.
5) I am unemployed since December (Reason for #1).
6) My server which hosts my web site is a 450 MHz Pentium Box sitting in my living room connected to my broadband.
7) I didn't chose to leave UCF for SCC I had a 1.8 GPA after 2 semesters (rarely attended class). At least it was up from the 0.6 I had my first semester.
8) It took me 4 years to get a 2 year degree because of #7.
9) I AM A VIRGIN.

Posted: 4/8/2002 3:02:16 PM EDT

[#7]

One of my multiple personalities is a . . . trapshooter.

I'm so ashamed! [>(] [>Q] [>(] [>Q] [>(]

Posted: 4/8/2002 3:19:40 PM EDT

[#8]

Okay.... O.K... EVERYONE ... EVERYONE... IT'S TRUE RAINMAN IS A GUY... Okay I have said it...

Now you can live outside the closet.. [^]

Posted: 4/8/2002 3:29:02 PM EDT

[#9]

Okay, I'll fess up,

I AM Keyser Soze !!!

Posted: 4/8/2002 3:31:55 PM EDT

[#10]

I CONFESS! MY WHOLE LIFE HAS BEEN A LIE!!!!

IM A LESBIAN TRAPPED IN A MANS BODY!! I AM SO ASHAMED![sex]

Posted: 4/8/2002 3:33:11 PM EDT

[#11]

I know I told everyone I am an attorney, but I am a lawyer.

Posted: 4/8/2002 3:55:16 PM EDT

[#12]

Buying guns in not my main hobby.

I buy old guns and use them as wall hangers.

I work in a public school district.

I don't own a tactical or hunting knife.

[%|]

Av.

Posted: 4/8/2002 4:15:02 PM EDT

[#13]

[size=1]I once tried those little pills that LordTrader, aka Necromancer, talked about. I feel your pain[/size=1]

Posted: 4/8/2002 4:20:50 PM EDT

[#14]

I haven't lied, but I have neglected to tell anyone just exactly how much of a loser I am. Does that count?

Posted: 4/8/2002 4:31:24 PM EDT

[#15]

the last time my girlfriend gave me a BJ I told her I wouldn't...... but I did anyway.

Posted: 4/8/2002 4:35:11 PM EDT

[#16]

I don't own an AR15.

Posted: 4/8/2002 4:39:31 PM EDT

[#17]

Quoted:
the last time my girlfriend gave me a BJ I told her I wouldn't...... but I did anyway.

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[puke]

Posted: 4/8/2002 4:43:43 PM EDT

[#18]

Quoted:
I don't own an AR15.

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I know amnesty was mentioned, but that is unforgivable. Go back to bbguns.com where you belong!!!

j/k of course[:D]

Posted: 4/8/2002 4:44:27 PM EDT

[#19]

CC48510, I also attended SCC and UCF, finall got a AS degree. "do you want frys with that".

Posted: 4/8/2002 4:50:28 PM EDT

[#20]

I'm really DaMan's mother!

Eric The(IAmReallySoAshamed!)Hun[>]:)]

Posted: 4/8/2002 5:07:16 PM EDT

[#21]

"Hi there, boys and girls, I'm Jimmy Carl Black, and I'm the Indian of the group." [:D]

Posted: 4/8/2002 5:21:47 PM EDT

[#22]

Quoted:

Quoted:
I don't own an AR15.

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I know amnesty was mentioned, but that is unforgivable. Go back to bbguns.com where you belong!!!

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They're called "Airsoft" smarty pants and they are made just almost like the real thing.

Posted: 4/8/2002 5:32:00 PM EDT

[#23]

Quoted:
I am the walrus. Just don't tell everyone.

mike

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I could be the walrus...and I'd still have to bum rides off of people.

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