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Posted: 7/19/2010 11:41:09 PM EDT
Man Caught Smuggling 18 Monkeys In A Girdle Two Endangered Titi Monkeys Found Dead On Man MEXICO CITY ––-A man with a mysterious bulge under his T-shirt was stopped, searched and detained at Mexico City's international airport after authorities found 18 tiny endangered monkeys in a girdle he was wearing. The Public Safety Department said in a statement Monday that 38-year-old Roberto Cabrera arrived on a commercial flight Friday from Lima, Peru, when authorities noticed the bulge and conducted a body search. The department says Cabrera was carrying the 6-inch (15-centimeter) titi monkeys in pouches attached to the girdle. Two of the monkeys were dead. Cabrera was arrested on charges of trafficking an endangered species. Cabrera told authorities he was carrying the monkeys in a suitcase but decided to put them in his girdle "so the X-rays wouldn't hurt them." 
I feel bad for the monkeys being trapped in the guy's girdle. 
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Posted: 7/19/2010 11:50:21 PM EDT
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Six inch monkeys!?! Think of the possibilities to train one of those lil bastards! No more lost items behind the counter or under the seat of vehicles. How fun would it be to have a pocket monkey to play with when you are bored at work! I want one!
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Posted: 7/19/2010 11:52:24 PM EDT
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Six inch monkeys!?! Think of the possibilities to train one of those lil bastards! No more lost items behind the counter or under the seat of vehicles. How fun would it be to have a pocket monkey to play with when you are bored at work! I want one! They do look cool. Like little bears mixed with raccoons. 
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Posted: 7/19/2010 11:53:25 PM EDT
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he should be spanked
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Posted: 7/19/2010 11:55:08 PM EDT
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Six inch monkeys!?! Think of the possibilities to train one of those lil bastards! No more lost items behind the counter or under the seat of vehicles. How fun would it be to have a pocket monkey to play with when you are bored at work! I want one! I'll just go ahead and guess most workplaces have rules against playing with the 6" pocket monkey on the companies dime.
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Posted: 7/19/2010 11:56:24 PM EDT
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gotta love dem titty monkeys.
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Posted: 7/20/2010 12:44:51 AM EDT
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6 inch zombie monkeys in the works!
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Posted: 7/20/2010 12:59:39 AM EDT
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these things happen
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Posted: 7/20/2010 1:25:24 AM EDT
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The hugely successful Trunk Monkey has been miniaturized into The Pocket Monkey®.
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Posted: 7/20/2010 1:34:50 AM EDT
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gotta love dem titty monkeys. That was the first thing I thought.
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Posted: 7/20/2010 2:14:25 AM EDT
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The hugely successful Trunk Monkey has been miniaturized into The Pocket Monkey®.
My first thought. |
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Posted: 7/20/2010 2:17:05 AM EDT
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Quoted: The hugely successful Trunk Monkey has been miniaturized into The Pocket Monkey®. I hear if you purchase (2) Fleshlights you get a Pocket Monkey for free. |
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Posted: 7/20/2010 2:32:43 AM EDT
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Monkeys in a Girdle: great band name.
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Posted: 7/20/2010 3:11:06 AM EDT
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Quoted: Monkeys in a Girdle: great band name. Pocket Monkeys: great band name. |
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Posted: 7/20/2010 3:18:27 AM EDT
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Damn dirty apes.
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Posted: 7/20/2010 3:52:32 AM EDT
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Pocket Monkeys: Like a gerbil with a handle |
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Posted: 7/20/2010 4:18:26 AM EDT
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Lift up your girdle and show me your titis!
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Posted: 7/20/2010 4:20:31 AM EDT
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Six inch monkeys!?! Think of the possibilities to train one of those lil bastards! No more lost items behind the counter or under the seat of vehicles. How fun would it be to have a pocket monkey to play with when you are bored at work! I want one! I'm still laughing at this one.. It would be sweet to have one. |
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Posted: 7/20/2010 8:49:00 AM EDT
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That's a lot of monkey. For those long lonely nights at sea?
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Posted: 7/20/2010 8:53:30 AM EDT
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whew thank god it wasnt 12 monkeys..
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Posted: 7/20/2010 8:57:39 AM EDT
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Six inch monkeys!?! Think of the possibilities to train one of those lil bastards! No more lost items behind the counter or under the seat of vehicles. How fun would it be to have a pocket monkey to play with when you are bored at work! I want one! I'll just go ahead and guess most workplaces have rules against playing with the 6" pocket monkey on the companies dime.
That is generally frowned upon.....that also depends on what company you work for.....
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