Several years ago, I was on my way to my sister's house after work.
I was speeding (about 15mph over in a 30mph) past some moron in a minivan that couldn't keep in his lane (on a one way street). I saw the cruiser just as I had passed the van, and was preparing to slow down.
His lights come one, I pull over (upset at the moron in the van). The officer walks up, I explain that I was just trying to pass the van that couldn't stay in his lane (I know, a sorry excuse). He goes back to the cruiser, runs my info, and comes back and lets me go!
About ten minutes later, I'm in my sister's car, heading the opposite direction on another one-way street, one street up from the one I was pulled over on. She's going about 10 miles over, I tell her to slow down, because the officer is probably still in the area, and guess what! The same guy nails her!
He walks up, and I'm trying to look the other way (I didn't want to piss the guy off) so he doesn't recognize me (I had changed clothes). He runs her info, and writes up the ticket. As he is handing her the ticket, he says to me "Are you Chris?" I look over at him with a guilty expression and say yes. He jokes "is this the van's fault again???" My sister starts spouting off saying "how come you didn't give him a ticket and you're giving me one!"
I wanted to slap her, but I guess it had the desired effect, because he started laughing, ripped up the ticket and said" I guess it's a lucky day for your family!"