A first-grade teacher was having trouble with one of her students.
 
 The teacher asked, "Harry what is your problem?" Harry answered, "I'm too
 smart for the first-grade. My sister is in the third -grade and I'm
 smarter than she is! I think I should be in the third-grade too!"
 
 The teacher had had enough. She took Harry to the principal's office.
 While Harry waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the
 principal what the situation was. The principal told the teacher he would
 give the boy a test and if he failed to answer any of his questions he was
 to go back to the first-grade and behave.
 
 The teacher agreed. Harry was brought in and the conditions were explained
 to him and he agreed to take the test.
 
 Principal: "What is 3 x 3?"
 Harry: "9".
 Principal: "What is 6 x 6?"
 Harry: "36".
 
 And so it went with every question the principal thought a third-grade
 should know. The principal looks at the teacher and tells her, "I think
 Harry can go to the third-grade."
 
 The teacher says to the principal, "Let me ask him some questions?" The
 principal and Harry both agree.
 
 The teacher asks, "What does a cow have four of that I have only two of?
 
 "Harry, after a moment "Legs."
 Teacher: "What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?"
 
 The principal wondered, why does she ask such a question!
 Harry replied, "Pockets."
 
 Teacher: "What does a dog do that a man steps into?"
 Harry: "Pants"
 
 Teacher: What's starts with a C and ends with a T is hairy, oval,
 delicious and contains thin whitish liquid?
 Harry: Coconut
 
 The principal's eyes open really wide and before he could stop the answer,
 Harry was taking charge.
 
 Teacher: What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky?
 Harry: Bubblegum
 
 Teacher: What does a man do standing up, a woman do sitting down and a dog
 do on three legs? The principal's eyes open really wide and before he
 could stop the answer.
 Harry: Shake hands
 
 Teacher: Now I will ask some "Who am I" sort of questions, okay?
 Harry: Yep.
 
 Teacher: You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up. I
 get wet before you do.
 Harry: Tent
 
 Teacher: A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. The
 best man always has me first.
 Principal was looking restless and bit tense.
 Harry: Wedding Ring
 
 Teacher: I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When you blow
 me, you feel good.
 Harry: Nose
 
 Teacher: I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I come with a quiver.
 Harry: Arrow
 
 Teacher: What word starts with an 'F' and ends in 'K' that means a lot of
 excitement?
 Harry: Firetruck
 
 The principal breathed a sigh of relief and told the teacher, "Put Harry
 in the fifth-grade, I got the last ten questions wrong myself."

I guess that we all were young and innocent once. I missed those days when we can say anything and not offend those within earshot.