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Posted: 4/3/2002 10:47:29 PM EDT
[b]George W. Bush[/b] and [b]Dick Cheney[/b] are having lunch at a restaurant near the US Capitol.

Dick orders the 'Heart Healthy' Salad.

George W. leans over to their young waitress and says -

'Honey, could I have a Quickie?'

The waitress is shocked and says -

'Mr. President, I thought you would bring in a new era of morals and virtues to the White House. It's seems I was mistaken. I'm sorry now I even voted for you!'

She storms off.

Dick leans over to the President and says -

'George, I think it's pronounced 'Quiche'!

[:D]

Thank you, thank you very much. Thanks for coming, drive safely and don't forget to tip your waiters.

Eric The(Raconteur)Hun[>]:)]
Link Posted: 4/3/2002 10:49:49 PM EDT
[#1]
Smells of strategery to me! [;)]

Thanks Hun!
Link Posted: 4/3/2002 11:02:52 PM EDT
[#2]
I just got done with driving the happy fans back from the game --- a "Mariner Special"; does that qualify me for the night crew?

WHAT A FINISH for the Mariners.  Down 6-3 in the bottom of the 9th, and they pull off a 7-6 WIN!

THAT was a "quicky"! [sex]
Link Posted: 4/3/2002 11:48:21 PM EDT
[#3]
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I just got done with driving the happy fans back from the game --- a "Mariner Special"; does that qualify me for the night crew?

WHAT A FINISH for the Mariners.  Down 6-3 in the bottom of the 9th, and they pull off a 7-6 WIN!

THAT was a "quicky"! [sex]
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