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Posted: 4/2/2002 11:28:36 AM EDT
I thought this was pretty funny.  Figured I'd share.

[url]http://www.satirewire.com/news/march02/screeners.shtml[/url]
Link Posted: 4/2/2002 12:23:29 PM EDT
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In defending his staff, Beaton insisted employees weren't trained to spot geologic catastrophes or Sidney Poitier, although he conceded a routine hand check should have detected R.E.M. guitarist Peter Buck, whom agents had set on fire and placed in a golf bag.
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"That's FIRE!  You can't bring fire on the plane!!!"
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