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Posted: 6/2/2010 7:28:03 AM EDT
http://www.cnn.com/video/#/video/us/2010/06/01/dnt.nude.maid.service.ketv?hpt=C2

http://www.ketv.com/news/23752606/detail.html

"...and if they choose to engage in sex with their clients, [...] that's their business."

Mr. Clean4Hire... you could combine past and present businesses!





Link Posted: 6/2/2010 7:35:30 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 6/2/2010 7:36:43 AM EDT
[#2]
S.Q.?

Swift Quickie?

Nevermind, Satisfaction Quota.  Same difference, I assume.
Link Posted: 6/2/2010 7:37:05 AM EDT
[#3]
Chicks that can't spell must put out.  
Link Posted: 6/2/2010 7:37:08 AM EDT
[#4]
Companies like this have been around for years.
Link Posted: 6/2/2010 7:46:04 AM EDT
[#5]
So....she'll clean the floors and then clean my pipes?
Link Posted: 6/2/2010 8:10:19 AM EDT
[#6]
What do you do when she shows up weighing all of 450lbs?
Link Posted: 6/2/2010 8:11:33 AM EDT
[#7]
Quoted:
What do you do when she shows up weighing all of 450lbs?




Pay for the fully clothed option and send her to the sink to do the dishes!
Link Posted: 6/2/2010 8:14:04 AM EDT
[#8]
Quoted:
What do you do when she shows up weighing all of 450lbs?


Call customer service immediately!
Link Posted: 6/2/2010 8:16:20 AM EDT
[#9]
Quoted:
What do you do when she shows up weighing all of 450lbs?


Wrong address!  
Link Posted: 6/2/2010 8:19:45 AM EDT
[#10]



Quoted:



Quoted:

What do you do when she shows up weighing all of 450lbs?

Pay for the fully clothed option and send her to the sink to do the dishes!


I don't know that I'd be sending her to my kitchen!


 
Link Posted: 6/2/2010 8:22:18 AM EDT
[#11]


I was quoted $95.00 for a one-time cleaning of my apartment by a normal maid company.



$125.00 and my apartment is clean and there's hoo-hah and bewbs?  Sure, why not.



-p.





 
Link Posted: 6/2/2010 8:28:48 AM EDT
[#12]
Didn't work out so well for Jerry Seinfield
Link Posted: 6/2/2010 8:51:16 AM EDT
[#13]
what if the customer asks the cleaning lady to polish his knob?



cleaning is cleaning
Link Posted: 6/2/2010 8:51:49 AM EDT
[#14]
A friend of mine has done this.  Said it was legit.  Woman was decent enough looking (albeit his 3rd choice, the first 2 were unavailable).
Link Posted: 6/2/2010 8:53:26 AM EDT
[#15]
there was one in Dallas for a while.  called top maids or somthing.  only topless though, they  sent out 2 girls as well, but I imagine that was more for a "buddy system" for the girls  to hopefully stave off improper advances, etc.  

They must have gone out of business. I cant find any info for them on google.
Link Posted: 6/2/2010 8:54:46 AM EDT
[#16]
Quoted:
Didn't work out so well for Jerry Seinfield


There are some activities that just shouldn't be done in the nude. Like opening a jar of pickles.
Link Posted: 6/2/2010 8:55:23 AM EDT
[#17]
I'll trade them some spelling lessons for a full-service visit.
Link Posted: 6/2/2010 8:55:44 AM EDT
[#18]
My friend needed money one time and she cleaned this couples house in the buff... the just sat around and watched
Link Posted: 6/2/2010 8:57:32 AM EDT
[#19]
Huh... interesting idea
Link Posted: 6/2/2010 10:27:11 AM EDT
[#20]
Bastard!  You chopped the phone number off!  I hates you forever!  
Link Posted: 6/2/2010 7:20:15 PM EDT
[#21]
What the fucks a ZJ?
Link Posted: 6/2/2010 7:23:38 PM EDT
[#22]
Quoted:
A friend of mine has done this.  Said it was legit.  


Well then, count me out. I don't care for legit Massotherapists either.

If I'm going to pay a woman to clean my house or rub my back, I want a happy ending.
Link Posted: 6/2/2010 7:26:58 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 6/2/2010 7:27:59 PM EDT
[#24]
Quoted:
My friend needed money one time and she cleaned this couples house in the buff... the just sat around and watched


Sure

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Link Posted: 6/2/2010 7:30:01 PM EDT
[#25]
Quoted:
What the fucks a ZJ?


Well fuck man, you don't know what a "Zip Job" is? That's extra mf'er!

Link Posted: 6/2/2010 7:31:58 PM EDT
[#26]
Quoted:
What do you do when she shows up weighing all of 450lbs?


bet she makes a mean sammich.  that would be a start.



Link Posted: 6/2/2010 7:34:05 PM EDT
[#27]
Quoted:
Quoted:
What do you do when she shows up weighing all of 450lbs?


bet she makes a mean sammich.  that would be a start.





shed probably eat it too.
Link Posted: 6/2/2010 7:34:05 PM EDT
[#28]
Quoted:
Quoted:
What the fucks a ZJ?


Well fuck man, you don't know what a "Zip Job" is? That's extra mf'er!



If you have to ask,you can't afford it.
Link Posted: 6/2/2010 7:38:44 PM EDT
[#29]
Yeah, but you know what? Out of all the house cleaners I've ever seen over the years, I don't think I'd want to see any naked, let alone have them "service" me.
Link Posted: 6/2/2010 7:39:15 PM EDT
[#30]
Quoted:
What the fucks a ZJ?

If you gotta ask, you can't afford it!
Link Posted: 6/2/2010 7:40:12 PM EDT
[#31]
I read it wrong.  I thought it said "Nude house clearing," and I thought, "Where would you carry your spare magazines and flashlight?"
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