car moniker jokes ( FIAT-fix it again Tony) etc.

[ARCHIVED THREAD] - car moniker jokes ( FIAT-fix it again Tony) etc.

Posted: 5/28/2010 10:51:50 PM EDT

OK, I gave the fix it again Tony for Fiat. There's GMC gotta mechanic coming. Ford- FIrst on race day. I'm a Ford guy. Let's hear them.

Posted: 5/28/2010 10:56:04 PM EDT

[#1]

Those are acronyms, but I'll submit somewhat of a moniker.

Lucas- Prince of Darkness

Posted: 5/28/2010 10:56:17 PM EDT

[#2]

Found

On

Road

Dead

Fix

Or

Repair

Daily

<––––––––-

Posted: 5/28/2010 10:56:44 PM EDT

[#3]

Quoted:

Those are acronyms, but I'll submit somewhat of a moniker.

Lucas- Prince of Darkness

Who let the Smoke out? (woof woof.. woof woof...)

Posted: 5/28/2010 10:57:52 PM EDT

[#4]

Posted: 5/28/2010 10:58:58 PM EDT

[#5]

Quoted:
OK, I gave the fix it again Tony for Fiat. There's GMC gotta mechanic coming. Ford- FIrst on race day. I'm a Ford guy. Let's hear them.

Fuckin' Italian attempt at transportation.

Chevrolet - Cracked head every valve rattles oil leaks every time.

Posted: 5/28/2010 11:00:25 PM EDT

[#6]

Quoted:
Found
On
Road
Dead

Fix
Or
Repair
Daily

<––––––––-

Backwards.

Driver
Returns
On
Foot

––-

Fucking
Owners
Really
Dumb

––-

Frame
Off
Rusted
Dihatsu

––––

Fucked
Over
Rebuilt
Dodge

––––

Found
On
Retards
Driveway

––––-

Fucker
Only
Runs
Downhill

––––-
Who wants to do Pontiac?

Posted: 5/28/2010 11:02:48 PM EDT

[#7]

In before the Pontiac one

Posted: 5/28/2010 11:05:12 PM EDT

[#8]

Pontiac- poor old Nigerian thinks it's a Cadillac.

Posted: 5/28/2010 11:05:30 PM EDT

[#9]

Buick

Big
Ugly
Indestructible
Car
Killer

Posted: 5/28/2010 11:06:32 PM EDT

[#10]

we just did this

http://www.ar15.com/forums/topic.html?b=1&f=5&t=1045027

IROC

Italian

retard

out

cruising

Posted: 5/28/2010 11:08:46 PM EDT

[#11]

FORD- Fucker Only Rolls Downhill
Backwards- Driver Returned On Foot

Posted: 5/28/2010 11:13:16 PM EDT

[#12]

Can
Hear
Every
Valve
Rattle
On
Long
Extended
Trips

Posted: 5/28/2010 11:18:20 PM EDT

[#13]

IROC- I race on credit. That's what we called them we we took their money.

Posted: 5/29/2010 12:00:10 AM EDT

[#14]

Just
Empty
Every
Pocket

Many
Odd
Parts
Arranged
Ridiculously

Cheap
Hardly
Efficient
Virtually
Runs
On
Luck
Everytime

Posted: 5/29/2010 12:15:57 AM EDT

[#15]

Just
Everyone's
Else's
Parts

––––

Move
Over
Power
Approaching
Rapidly

––––

Moments
Of
Power
Are
Rare

––––-

Bring
Money
With

––––-

Blinkers
Might
Work

––––-

Most
Always
Zipping
Dangerously
Along

––––-

Varying
Oil
Leaks
Very
Often

––––-

(I am full of this shit)

Posted: 5/29/2010 12:40:41 AM EDT

[#16]

Fat Overweight Redneck Driver

Fucking Idiot Assembled This

(Backwards) Damn Rig's On Fire

Car Hit, Exploded Violently, Ralph Opines Loudly, Election Thrown - Okay, I tried...I could not get E and T to turn out dammit..

Poor Old Retard's Small Cock Has ED

Posted: 5/29/2010 1:17:03 AM EDT

[#17]

BMW = Break My Windows
FORD = First On Race Day

Posted: 5/29/2010 2:38:14 AM EDT

[#18]

H - High
M - Maintenance
M - Money
W - Wasting
V - Vehicle

Posted: 5/29/2010 2:57:18 AM EDT

[#19]

Microscopic
Incredibly
Nimble
Imp

Posted: 5/29/2010 3:10:00 AM EDT

[#20]

Hope

You

Understand

Nothing's

Drivable

And

Inexpensive.

I drive a Hyundai Tiburon.

Posted: 5/29/2010 3:13:30 AM EDT

[#21]

Quoted:

Fuckin' Italian attempt at transportation.

I always heard this as Futile Italian Attempt at Transportation

Posted: 5/29/2010 3:18:23 AM EDT

[#22]

IROC= I Reek Of Cologne

All the Italians used to own them in Toronto.

Posted: 5/29/2010 3:55:49 AM EDT

[#23]

F-Fits

I-In

A-A

T-Toilet

A-All

M-Miscellaneous

C-Components

Pooby nailed my favorite

I'm showing my age

Posted: 5/29/2010 4:05:54 AM EDT

[#24]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Those are acronyms, but I'll submit somewhat of a moniker.

Lucas- Prince of Darkness

Who let the Smoke out? (woof woof.. woof woof...)

Why to the british drink warm beer?

Lucas wired all of their refrigerators

Posted: 5/29/2010 4:18:22 AM EDT

[#25]

Pretty much all the ones I've heard have been posted.
We were fond of the saying, "A MOPAR is a SLOW CAR"

(in before someone posts a pic of a classic hemi-cuda with some steroided out engine)

Posted: 5/29/2010 4:30:45 AM EDT

[#26]

Gods Moving Company

Gas Tires and Oil

Get Turned On

Garbage Truck Option

Posted: 5/29/2010 5:10:17 AM EDT

[#27]

F'd Over Rebuilt Dodge

all I got

Posted: 5/29/2010 5:14:04 AM EDT

[#28]

Old
Lady
Drives
Slow,
Maybe
Off
Dock
Into
Lake
Erie

Posted: 5/29/2010 5:27:24 AM EDT

[#29]

General
Messa
Crap

Posted: 5/29/2010 7:02:22 AM EDT

[#30]

Ford - For Old Retired dudes - Fucking Oil Really Drips - Firestone Outfitted Road Debris ( Back when the explorers were rolling )

MOPAR - Move Over People Are Racing - Most Often Parked Awaiting Repairs .

BMW - Bavarian Manure Wagon - Break My Wallet - Bring More Wrenches

Audi - Always Unusual Design Incompetence - Always Under Diagnostic Inspection

CHRYSLER - Company Has Recommended You Start Learning Engine Repair

DODGE - Doing Overhauls Daily Gets Expensive .

HONDA - Had One, Never Did Again .

TOYOTA - This One You Oughta Tow Away .

Posted: 5/29/2010 7:11:20 AM EDT

[#31]

Beat
My
Wife

Posted: 5/29/2010 7:19:43 AM EDT

[#32]

Flipped
Over
Reservation
Decoration

Posted: 5/29/2010 1:49:46 PM EDT

[#33]

Mopar = Most Original Parts Replaced

GMC = Greatest Mistake Created

Ford = F'n Old Rusty Dodge

AMC = Almost a Motor Car

GM = God's Mistake

Posted: 5/29/2010 1:55:26 PM EDT

[#34]

Boring
Marin
Wheels

Posted: 5/29/2010 2:00:02 PM EDT

[#35]

Fuck It, Arfcom Time !

Posted: 5/29/2010 2:04:53 PM EDT

[#36]

Cheap

Heap

Every

Valve

Rattles

Oil

Leaks

Every

Trip

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