Everyone would be the same color and speak the same language. People would be moved at random from one country to another a couple of times during their lives so they don't become nationalists, and remain simply human instead.
There would be precisely ONE religion, and I would make very sure that EVERYBODY knew it.
I would ensure that nobody made money off it, either, and there would be no churches. Why would they be needed, when I'll tell you personally (well, in groups) what the deal is.
I would remove the mechanism of addiction from people's body chemistry. You wouldn't be able to derive any desirable effect from drugs, alcohol, or tobacco products.
I would ensure that every baby born would be a totally healthy one with no genetic predisposition toward any medical condition.
There would be no need for any political parties because I would lay down the rules that people will live by. Violators get immediate an direct punishment as I deem appropriate, and I'd do it myself. It would not be necessary for people to set up a justice system. That'd be my job.
You could do whatever the heck you wanted as long as it didn't hurt anybody except yourself. Annoying somebody is not hurting somebody.
There would be only one commandment, to be interpreted broadly:
Thou Shalt Not Hurt Others Against Their Wishes.
It would be a mortal sin to be anti-gun.
Marksmanship would be rewarded.
Birds would be forbidden from taking a dump on a newly washed car.
Planes would fly under my protection and would never crash due to my intervention.
Same for cars, trains, bicycles, skateboards, etc...if I had the time to handle all this stuff.
I would make it VERY clear that animals are there to provide for a complete ecology, but hunting of them, wearing their skins, and eating them are officially sanctioned activities, so long as the hunting is done in a responsible manner. If you kill it, you better eat it...or find someone who will. Pests may be controlled by any means necessary and no, you don't have to eat them.
There would be no cockroaches.
Sharks would avoid humans at any cost.
No snake would have venom that's poisonous to humans.
Everybody would be given enough brains and sense to be ineligible to appear on the Jerry Springer show.
People would be ordered to get along...or else.
There would be no laws made by man. Higher authority would pre-empt the entire field, from
capital crimes to parking tickets.
It would be every person's duty to be armed and ready to use arms against those who disobeyed my laws.
The oceans would be less salty. You could drink the water with no harm done.
CJ