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Posted: 3/27/2002 7:27:16 PM EDT
[url]http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2002130140,00.html[/url]

If you were the guy what would you do. Here's what I would do:

If she was fat, I would look around make sure no one saw me and bang away.

If she was hot, thank the God for good fortune. Try to film it for the future.

If she was mediocre, no filming. But still thank God.
Link Posted: 3/27/2002 7:42:07 PM EDT
[#1]
And if she had HAGS(*)?





(*) Herpes, AIDS, Gonnorhea, and Syphilis. (**)

(**) The cure is to be locked in a room and get fed pancakes and pizzas. (***)

(***) Because they're the only foods that will fit through the crack underneath the door.
Link Posted: 3/27/2002 7:48:55 PM EDT
[#2]
As the eminent sage and philosopher Foghorn Leghorn once said, "That boy, I said that boy's as sharp as a bowling ball."
Link Posted: 3/27/2002 9:10:00 PM EDT
[#3]
LT... always the romantic. *LOL*
Link Posted: 4/7/2002 4:14:24 PM EDT
[#4]
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Link Posted: 4/7/2002 4:26:49 PM EDT
[#5]
skanks in heat! Or, the attack of the disease queens,       I'd run too!
Link Posted: 4/7/2002 4:31:58 PM EDT
[#6]
Quoted:
LT... always the romantic. *LOL*
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... yeah, a real Nec[b]romantic[/b]!
Link Posted: 4/7/2002 5:06:52 PM EDT
[#7]
Police now want to question “Jane”, who also had a dog with her.
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hmm, I wonder why the cops wanted to (ahhem) "talk" with her??

and it musta been a 'girl' dog.... . [:D]
Link Posted: 4/7/2002 11:16:02 PM EDT
[#8]
Link Posted: 4/7/2002 11:41:06 PM EDT
[#9]
[size=4]Randy girl attacks man[/size=4]

 
[size=3]By ALASTAIR TAYLOR[/size=3]

A MAN walking his dog at teatime was attacked by a randy woman who told him “[red]I need sex,[/red]” police revealed last night.
The brunette, in her 30s, grabbed the startled man as he strolled along a footpath, then dragged him off to nearby bushes.

She said her name was Jane and asked him to have sex with her, adding: “[red]I need sex — I haven’t had it [b]today[/b][/red].”

The [violet]man[/violet], in his 40s, told her he [i]wasn’t[/i] interested and ran off after a struggle.

He rang police to say he had been attacked by a sex-starved woman wearing glasses and a blue and white tracksuit.

Police now want to question “[blue]Jane[/blue]”, who also had a dog with her.

She approached the man in Rawcliffe, York, at 6pm on Sunday, telling him the path ahead was flooded — before asking if he “[blue]liked fun[/blue]”.

A police spokesman said: “[blue]The man wasn’t hurt but he was embarrassed and quite shocked.[/blue]"

“[blue]It was very strange. We haven’t heard of anything like this before.[/blue]”
________________________________________________

There is a first time for everything.

“The man wasn’t hurt but he was embarrassed and quite shocked."

She wanted to be hurt quite good [:D] "make me hurt" she said.



Link Posted: 4/7/2002 11:55:18 PM EDT
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Quoted:

The brunette, in her 30s, grabbed the startled man as he strolled along a footpath, then dragged him off to nearby bushes.

She said her name was Jane and asked him to have sex with her, adding: “[red]I need sex — I haven’t had it [b]today[/b][/red].”


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He knows all along he had it cumming.
He should take what he deserves like a man.
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