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Posted: 3/27/2002 5:07:56 PM EDT
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- Arafat, IDF sniper
- Rosie O'Donut, chronic obesity and uglyness - Oprah, chronic obesity and uglyness - Whitney Houston, OD - Hitlery, a la Vince Foster - Hamid Karzai, military coupe - Taliban Ranger John Walker, shank - Sara and James Brady, Sara's deadly suicide pact which James has no control over I wouldn't want "Dirty Harry" chasing my ass though. |
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Posted: 3/27/2002 5:12:32 PM EDT
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I'm in-gotta think this over
Ronald Reagan-alzheimer's/medical complications Bob Hope-heart Ol'Dirty Bastard-gushot or drugs Johnny Cash Mr. T-cancer Boris Yeltsin-liver failure/other booze probs David Crosby-rode hard, put away wet Marlon Brando-heart failure |
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Posted: 3/27/2002 5:17:21 PM EDT
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Miss Cleo.
I've seen it in my crystal ball that angry hoards are coming after her. |
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Posted: 3/27/2002 5:24:51 PM EDT
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Hey DeerSlayer!
Do you post over on M....holics.com/org? |
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Posted: 3/27/2002 5:31:39 PM EDT
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Saddam Hussain - Navy Seals Good one. I'll take that as well. 2. Janet Reno - reflection. 3. Sandra Berhard - Mick Jagger takes his face back. 4. Rosie O Donnell - A gun shoots her all by itself. 5. Marylin Manson - A hamster gets revenge. 6. Bill gates - An apple falls from a tree and hits him in just the right spot. 7. Ciline Deon "degeorno" - Swollows her tongue. 8. Louise Farrakan - A muslim extremists Bomb. 9. Bill Klinton - Aids 10. Osama - 72 virgin pigs trample him to death. |
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Posted: 3/27/2002 5:44:33 PM EDT
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Good idea.
Lessee, I'll go with Jennifer Anniston - car crash Ronald Reagan - old age Mariah Carey - overdose Robin Quivers - I don't care how, I just hope she kicks off Joan Rivers - complications from 9th facelift John Madden - heart failure Michael J. Fox - complications from parkinsons Pamela Anderson - silcone poisoning |
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Posted: 3/27/2002 6:55:22 PM EDT
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Coincidentally, I was wondering out loud today at work, who would go first, Arafat by assassination, or Castro from old age. Consensus was Arafat. So, here's my choices (I'm hedging my bets with only four)
Arafat Castro Reagan Ted Williams |
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Posted: 3/27/2002 7:07:51 PM EDT
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Quoted: 9. Bill Klinton - Aids 10. Osama - 72 virgin pigs trample him to . Bill Klinton-death of B l o o d loss after some chicks dad gets P.O.ed and chops off his D I C K. I dont think there are any virgin pigs....because of Osama |
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Posted: 3/28/2002 2:48:58 PM EDT
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Quoted: Hey DeerSlayer! Do you post over on M....holics.com/org? The answer is NO since I don't know what that is. Maybe I should. Please spell it out. |
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Posted: 3/28/2002 2:54:22 PM EDT
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Quoted: Bill Klinton-death of B l o o d loss after some chicks dad gets P.O.ed and chops off his D I C K. Damn, you can't type blood or dick without that security program giving you the boot? |
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Posted: 3/28/2002 4:11:20 PM EDT
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Quoted: Quoted: Bill Klinton-death of B l o o d loss after some chicks dad gets P.O.ed and chops off his D I C K. Damn, you can't type blood or dick without that security program giving you the boot? i know it sucks! |
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Posted: 3/28/2002 4:12:27 PM EDT
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Quoted: Coincidentally, I was wondering out loud today at work, who would go first, Arafat by assassination, or Castro from old age. Consensus was Arafat. So, here's my choices (I'm hedging my bets with only four) Arafat Castro Reagan Ted Williams Not Ted Williams! I got his autograph on a baseball way back when I was a PFC. Ted is going to need Chesty Puller's OK before he reports for guard duty on Heaven's streets. |
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Posted: 3/28/2002 4:16:23 PM EDT
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Quoted: Quoted: Hey DeerSlayer! Do you post over on M....holics.com/org? The answer is NO since I don't know what that is. Maybe I should. Please spell it out. Forum for microtech knives. There's a deerslayer over there. microholics.org |
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Posted: 3/28/2002 4:22:53 PM EDT
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-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Citabria7GCBC -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Quoted: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Quoted: Bill Klinton-death of B l o o d loss after some chicks dad gets P.O.ed and chops off his D I C K. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Damn, you can't type blood or dick without that security program giving you the boot? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- i know it sucks! Citabria7GCBC, What do you need to un-install that program ? Do you need a serial number ? If you don't know the password try and guess it. Parents for the most part are [s]stupid[/s], I mean don't always think about everything. Start with birthdays, initials, address's, names, nickname's, Tag numbers on car's, or do a search on the computer. Maybe they were dumb enough to save a hole list of numbers on the computer. As you can see, I gave my parents a hard run when it came to restrictions placed on me. |
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Posted: 3/28/2002 4:35:04 PM EDT
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Quoted: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Citabria7GCBC -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Quoted: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Quoted: Bill Klinton-death of B l o o d loss after some chicks dad gets P.O.ed and chops off his D I C K. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Damn, you can't type blood or dick without that security program giving you the boot? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- i know it sucks! Citabria7GCBC, What do you need to un-install that program ? Do you need a serial number ? If you don't know the password try and guess it. Parents for the most part are [s]stupid[/s], I mean don't always think about everything. Start with birthdays, initials, address's, names, nickname's, Tag numbers on car's, or do a search on the computer. Maybe they were dumb enough to save a hole list of numbers on the computer. As you can see, I gave my parents a hard run when it came to restrictions placed on me. Not to be a D I C K-but 1. should we be helping this little fella end run his parent's decision to monitor his internet use? 2. He can't type in bad words but he can get on AR15.com and find out where to get a good deal on shotgun rounds that fire giant balls of flame-that is kind of funny. I suppose the vast majority of the guys on here fall into the "good influence" category, but it does seem funny that this site isn't blocked out by whatever program his parents are using. Edited to add-just kidding about the "little fella" comment-that looked kind of shitty after I saw it-Sorry. |
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Posted: 3/28/2002 8:16:36 PM EDT
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Quoted: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Citabria7GCBC -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Quoted: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Quoted: Bill Klinton-death of B l o o d loss after some chicks dad gets P.O.ed and chops off his D I C K. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Damn, you can't type or dick without that security program giving you the boot? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- i know it sucks! Citabria7GCBC, What do you need to un-install that program ? Do you need a serial number ? If you don't know the password try and guess it. Parents for the most part are [s]stupid[/s], I mean don't always think about everything. Start with birthdays, initials, address's, names, nickname's, Tag numbers on car's, or do a search on the computer. Maybe they were dumb enough to save a hole list of numbers on the computer. As you can see, I gave my parents a hard run when it came to restrictions placed on me. |
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Posted: 3/28/2002 8:20:35 PM EDT
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- Taliban Ranger John Walker, shank I LOVE that one!!! |
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Posted: 3/28/2002 8:29:06 PM EDT
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Quoted: Robin Quivers - I don't care how, I just hope she kicks off dude, Robin from Howard Stern? man, somebody woke up on the wrong side of the bed... and Pamela Anderson? thou art not worthy to pass judgment on her holiness, mortal. |
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Posted: 3/28/2002 8:30:18 PM EDT
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No one's taken John Paul II yet? He looks like he could pass on at any minute.
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Posted: 3/29/2002 2:46:58 AM EDT
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Quoted: - Taliban Ranger John Walker, shank I LOVE that one!!! Seen too many prison movies. Namely, "An Innocent Man". |
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Posted: 3/29/2002 2:54:38 AM EDT
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Citabria7GCBC,
What program is it? If your dad says he forgot it, does that mean he is willing to remove it? Email me and I'll see what I can do. |
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Posted: 3/29/2002 3:19:17 AM EDT
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Quoted: No one's taken John Paul II yet? He looks like he could pass on at any minute. Do you read "The Onion"? |
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Posted: 3/29/2002 8:47:24 AM EDT
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Quoted: Quoted: Robin Quivers - I don't care how, I just hope she kicks off dude, Robin from Howard Stern? man, somebody woke up on the wrong side of the bed... and Pamela Anderson? thou art not worthy to pass judgment on her holiness, mortal. I can't be the only one that Robin Quivers irritates, can I? I just can't stand her... I don't wish her harm, but if she left the show I wouldn't shed a tear. Plus I needed a name for my pool. And Pamela Anderson? Hank, are you kidding? Pam's been passed around more than a joint at a Greatful Dead concert! She's got so much silicone in her that when she dies she will never decompose... she'll be like Lenin in his tomb, only without the special environment! C'mon man, haven't you seen Jennifer Connelley lately? Or Jessica Alba? Or about a bazillion other quasi-respectable non-tramps? You can do better! Jeeze, I thought I'd catch flak for saying Jennifer Aniston would go. |
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Posted: 3/29/2002 9:08:32 AM EDT
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Aimless Not to be a D I C K-but 1. should we be helping this little fella end run his parent's decision to monitor his internet use? Your probably right. Shame on me....[}:D] |
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Posted: 3/29/2002 4:25:03 PM EDT
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Quoted: She's got so much silicone in her that when she dies she will never decompose... she'll be like Lenin in his tomb, only without the special environment! Very good comparison, how did you ever think of that? |
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Posted: 3/29/2002 4:30:20 PM EDT
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after this morning my money is on arafat. That goat f*cker ain't coming out alive.
mike |
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