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Posted: 3/24/2002 11:55:36 AM EDT
Link Posted: 3/24/2002 11:59:37 AM EDT
[#1]
Link Posted: 3/24/2002 12:00:47 PM EDT
[#2]
One that doesn't ask too many questions.

And swallows.

Sgtar15
Link Posted: 3/24/2002 12:13:43 PM EDT
[#3]
Link Posted: 3/24/2002 12:21:35 PM EDT
[#4]
Damn, assault rifle for easter prsent???  I WANT TO MARRY SOMEONE LIKE YOU.  Hehehe.  My gf lets me keep my guns but creates a big argument if I want to go to the range to shoot.  She's typical girl, she hates guns and knives. :(
Link Posted: 3/24/2002 12:30:46 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 3/24/2002 12:31:33 PM EDT
[#6]
Quoted:
Damn, assault rifle for easter prsent???  I WANT TO MARRY SOMEONE LIKE YOU.  Hehehe.  My gf lets me keep my guns but creates a big argument if I want to go to the range to shoot.  She's typical girl, she hates guns and knives. :(
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I'm serious as a heart attack now, ditch her NOW because you'll resent her later and it will cause you problems.
Link Posted: 3/24/2002 12:34:59 PM EDT
[#7]
Someone who accepts me "as is" and doesn't try to change me into someone or some thing that I am not and don't want to be.

I ask nothing else of a woman.  Except, of course, these minor little pluses:

Caucasian, about 5'8" to 6'0",
very trim, pleasantly proportioned and natural yet firm in the chest (I prefer C cups)
In her early 20's to about 30,
Brunette,
Intelligent and well educated,
have no kids yet,
Single, or will be shortly,
doesn't drink,
doesn't smoke,
Excellent health,
likes to cook and does it well,
Mild mannered, not violent or likely to throw shoes,
Likes music and movies, and appreciates high quality equipment for their reproduction (Audiophile and videophile),
is "gun friendly",
doesn't like to watch much TV,
votes only for pro-gun candidates,
has a large inheritance so I don't have to work, and neither does she,
leaves "the chores" to the hired help,
and believes that life is for living to the fullest, so let's go do something we haven't done before...like jump out of a perfectly good airplane and parachute into the Rose Garden of the White House just for the thrill of it.
(Kidding on the last part...but how about dumping a Jet Ski into the Reflecting Pool between
the Washington Monument and the White House and dragging a skier behind you?)

Any women who meet such criteria are very welcome to contact me!

CJ


Link Posted: 3/24/2002 12:36:36 PM EDT
[#8]
Personnally, I'm not 100% convinced you are female.  No insult meant in any way, it's just that current members have been know to impersonnate ass new posters.  Time will only tell.

If you really are a female and you have done these things for your husband I think that is great...but why brag?

What a woman does for her man isn't what makes a good marriage IMHO.  It's what both the man and the woman do for each other that counts.

BTW, my first post was clearly meant as a joke and if you are female I hope I did not offend you..........but if you can't hang with the big dogs (and men are dogs) get off the couch! (and back into the kitchen[;)])

Sgtar15
Link Posted: 3/24/2002 12:40:35 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 3/24/2002 12:45:39 PM EDT
[#10]
Link Posted: 3/24/2002 12:52:50 PM EDT
[#11]
Since I have never had neither, IMO:

Someone that is a best friend first. Sex is fine while in lust, but what do yo do when the flame is gone and have nothing else in common.

Link Posted: 3/24/2002 12:54:11 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 3/24/2002 12:55:46 PM EDT
[#13]
Link Posted: 3/24/2002 1:15:06 PM EDT
[#14]
She has to have a mind ... and can think...
She needs a sense of adventure ... and a sense of humour...
She needs to be someone that can share...
She needs to be compatable in stature and size ...
She does not have to like the same things I like but can understand that I may like somethings different ...
She needs to be able to discuss (argue) at length and if she is the one that can present her argument stronger then I will understand... and she will be able to understand if I am the one that shows my argument to be the stronger...

Ted...

PS ... and she has to be able to spell so I don't have to come back and edit my own posts...

[ Edited By PHONEGUNNER on 14/45/2111 34:73:95 FM ]
Link Posted: 3/24/2002 1:20:33 PM EDT
[#15]
Lady,

Okay, I'll assume your a female for now.  Let me ask you this.....does your husband post here also?  If so, who is he?  Just curious.

Sgtar15

PS BTW My wife ssound a lot like you, more tomboyish than woman............but still all lady.    
Link Posted: 3/24/2002 1:22:00 PM EDT
[#16]
Quoted:
consider a Good wife or girlfriend?

Lady_of_the_wolf
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The lady I married a year ago.  She's the best.


Link Posted: 3/24/2002 1:25:31 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 3/24/2002 1:25:31 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 3/24/2002 1:26:58 PM EDT
[#19]
Link Posted: 3/24/2002 1:30:50 PM EDT
[#20]
Link Posted: 3/24/2002 1:33:14 PM EDT
[#21]
Link Posted: 3/24/2002 1:34:50 PM EDT
[#22]
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Sgtar is just trying to goad you into posting nekkid pictures to prove you are female [:)]
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Well, [i]now[/i] the cats outa the bag isn't it!!

Sgtar15

PS Even if they are naked pictures of The BeerSlayer with makeup and falsies that would be okay.......we have [b]very[/b] low standards here[:D]
Link Posted: 3/24/2002 1:36:45 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 3/24/2002 1:38:12 PM EDT
[#24]
Link Posted: 3/24/2002 2:12:24 PM EDT
[#25]
Link Posted: 3/24/2002 2:13:25 PM EDT
[#26]
I would just like to find somone that is HONEST!!  I believe trust is the basis for any good relationship and lying to your partner destroys things that can not be fixed.  Dishonesty ruined my first marriage, and it has done serious damage to my second.[:(]
Link Posted: 3/24/2002 2:13:50 PM EDT
[#27]
Quoted:
What do you consider a Good wife or girlfriend?
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A best friend.



(btw, I'm still looking... [:(]...)
Link Posted: 3/24/2002 2:37:32 PM EDT
[#28]
I want someone who wont break my heart anymore.[:(]
Link Posted: 3/24/2002 3:10:14 PM EDT
[#29]
The one that I have! [:D]
Link Posted: 3/24/2002 3:36:24 PM EDT
[#30]
Lets see

Her father would be a Class III dealer.

She knows how to cook black eye peas and collard greens.

I was going to list other things I think this pretty well covers it.
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