The Sheriff in a small town wals out in the street an sees a blonde cowboy coming down the walk with nothing on but his cowboy hat, gunbelt and his boots.

The Sheriff arrests him for indecent exposure. as he is locking him up he asks the cowboy "Why in the world are you dressed like this?"

"Well, it's like this Sheriff. I was in the bar down the road and this pretty little redhead asks me to go up to her room with her....,so I did."

"We get there and she pulls off her top and asks me to pull off my shirt.....so I did"

"Then she pulls off her skirt and asks me to pull off my pants...so I did."

"Then she pulls off her panties and asks me to pull off my shorts....so I did."

"Then she gets on the bed and looks at me kinda sexy and says "Now go to town cowboy...And here I am."[:)]

Guy walks into a bar, sits next to a nun. She drops her hat, he returns it to her. She says, "Thank you kind sir. Do you always do this?" He says, "Nah, just a habit I picked up."......AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!