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Posted: 4/20/2010 11:37:35 AM EDT
"... you don't keep this place clean!"

This was after she finished cleaning.
Yes, she actually said "sammich."
Link Posted: 4/20/2010 11:38:10 AM EDT
[#1]
Someone's not keeping the pimp hand strong.
Link Posted: 4/20/2010 11:38:38 AM EDT
[#2]
Don't be a slob and you get sammiches.



I'd say thats a pretty fair compromise.
Link Posted: 4/20/2010 11:38:42 AM EDT
[#3]
do you still get pie....
Link Posted: 4/20/2010 11:39:36 AM EDT
[#4]
Pics of GF or it didn't happen.

Link Posted: 4/20/2010 11:40:22 AM EDT
[#5]
Quoted:
do you still get pie....

bonus points if she makes sammiches and give you pie after.  10x multiplier if pie is given on furniture she just cleaned

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Link Posted: 4/20/2010 11:40:47 AM EDT
[#6]
I'll do almost anything for sammiches and pie...
My Wife said 'sammich' the other day.  It's workin' out...
Link Posted: 4/20/2010 11:40:49 AM EDT
[#7]
Quoted:
Pics of GF or it didn't happen.





Or the sammich'

Link Posted: 4/20/2010 11:48:39 AM EDT
[#8]
Shit.  My wife said "NO SAMMICH FOR ME MEANS NO PIE FOR, Y......."

Oh, wait.  I think I'm doing it wrong...











Link Posted: 4/20/2010 11:56:22 AM EDT
[#9]
...jeezus I hate that word.
Link Posted: 4/20/2010 12:00:53 PM EDT
[#10]
Quoted:
...jeezus I hate that word.


 PIE ????









Link Posted: 4/20/2010 12:49:37 PM EDT
[#11]
Quoted:
Quoted:
...jeezus I hate that word.


 PIE ????

"No"

I hate it too
Link Posted: 4/20/2010 12:51:01 PM EDT
[#12]
IBCST



in before cool story bro

Link Posted: 4/20/2010 12:55:47 PM EDT
[#13]
Are her sammiches even that good?
Link Posted: 4/20/2010 1:02:24 PM EDT
[#14]
Quoted:
Are her sammiches even that good?


That's like saying that bacon isn't that great because it's just Hormel.

It's still friggin' bacon.
Link Posted: 4/20/2010 7:03:50 PM EDT
[#15]
Yea it's a fair deal.

Quoted:
Are her sammiches even that good?


Incredible actually... bacon/turkey/avacado
Link Posted: 4/20/2010 7:11:34 PM EDT
[#16]
Meh, at least she isn't with holding sex. Tell her to keep cleaning, and buy sammichs from the local gas station.
Link Posted: 4/21/2010 5:43:47 AM EDT
[#17]
Quoted:
Meh, at least she isn't with holding sex. Tell her to keep cleaning, and buy sammichs from the local gas station.


This.  And, there's a lot less chance of getting arrested for buying a sammich than there is for buying pie...
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