SCREW with the Liberals EVERY CHANCE YOU GET!!!!!!

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Posted: 4/16/2010 3:11:16 PM EDT

I work in a Hospital Imaging Center.

Today I had a female patient........a black lawyer.........that ought to tell you her political persuasion.

I keep a TV on in my area..........FOX News usually.........I turn the sound off when I bring a patient into my area.

"OH HELL NO!" she says when she see's FOX News..........and she rolls her eyes and cops an attitude.

We finish her preparation and she has her tests but is required to wait in the lobby for about an hour for a different test.

The lobby has 4 TV's tuned to different channels.......I have a remote control for them ALL!!!

She sits in one area and begins to watch.........I immediately use the remote control to tune to FOX when she looks away briefly.

She looks back to the TV and gives it the

look.

She moves to another TV in another area..........she begins to watch TV............Looks away briefly.............BAM! ......FOX News appears!!

She moves again to another area and different TV..............

.................Yep, I did it again.

She got "FOX'd" at all 4 TV's and finally walked outside.................she NEVER saw me change the channels.

It's SO easy!!!!

Posted: 4/16/2010 3:12:17 PM EDT

[#1]

thank you sir

Posted: 4/16/2010 3:13:48 PM EDT

[#2]

Well played sir

Posted: 4/16/2010 3:14:18 PM EDT

[#3]

nicely played, sir

Posted: 4/16/2010 3:15:37 PM EDT

[#4]

Posted: 4/16/2010 3:17:07 PM EDT

[#5]

Posted: 4/16/2010 3:20:03 PM EDT

[#6]

Ok that's actualy funny as hell

Posted: 4/16/2010 3:20:28 PM EDT

[#7]

Unfair advantage-Remote control vs. woman.

Posted: 4/16/2010 3:21:17 PM EDT

[#8]

Quoted:
Well played sir

+1

Posted: 4/16/2010 3:21:31 PM EDT

[#9]

That is fucking awesome.

Posted: 4/16/2010 3:22:39 PM EDT

[#10]

Quoted:

thank you sir

Posted: 4/16/2010 3:22:55 PM EDT

[#11]

much internet points for you.....

ETA: my wife is still laughing.

Posted: 4/16/2010 3:23:49 PM EDT

[#12]

I'm proud of ya!

Posted: 4/16/2010 3:25:52 PM EDT

[#13]

It would be just like one of them to start bitching about the TV channel in someone elses building..........................
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Posted: 4/16/2010 3:26:13 PM EDT

[#14]

Place a Red Star on your Man Card...

Posted: 4/16/2010 3:26:32 PM EDT

[#15]

Well done!

Posted: 4/16/2010 3:27:27 PM EDT

[#16]

Well played sir...

Next time get it on video.

Posted: 4/16/2010 3:30:24 PM EDT

[#17]

Excellent!

Posted: 4/16/2010 3:32:26 PM EDT

[#18]

She should be going into Cardiac Arrest anytime now.

Posted: 4/16/2010 3:33:43 PM EDT

[#19]

Quoted:
......a black lawyer.........that ought to tell you her political persuasion.

Well...honestly, it doesn't at all. It simply tells me her gender and ethnic background...nothing about her political persuasion. While it is true that a large majority of black people typically vote Democratic, just because someone is black doesn't mean they are automatically a liberal.

The rest of the story was hilarious...I would have been tempted to do that myself had I been in your situation.

Posted: 4/16/2010 3:34:39 PM EDT

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Posted: 4/16/2010 3:36:17 PM EDT

[#21]

Quoted:

I work in a Hospital Imaging Center.

Today I had a female patient........a black lawyer.........that ought to tell you her political persuasion.

I keep a TV on in my area..........FOX News usually.........I turn the sound off when I bring a patient into my area.

"OH HELL NO!" she says when she see's FOX News..........and she rolls her eyes and cops an attitude.

We finish her preparation and she has her tests but is required to wait in the lobby for about an hour for a different test.

The lobby has 4 TV's tuned to different channels.......I have a remote control for them ALL!!!

She sits in one area and begins to watch.........I immediately use the remote control to tune to FOX when she looks away briefly.

She looks back to the TV and gives it the

look.

She moves to another TV in another area..........she begins to watch TV............Looks away briefly.............BAM! ......FOX News appears!!

She moves again to another area and different TV..............

.................Yep, I did it again.

She got "FOX'd" at all 4 TV's and finally walked outside.................she NEVER saw me change the channels.

It's SO easy!!!!

awesome

Posted: 4/16/2010 3:37:25 PM EDT

[#22]

Posted: 4/16/2010 3:39:42 PM EDT

[#23]

Good, its what she deserved

Posted: 4/16/2010 3:39:59 PM EDT

[#24]

This one is good

Posted: 4/16/2010 3:41:12 PM EDT

[#25]

That is truly awesome!

Posted: 4/16/2010 3:41:58 PM EDT

[#26]

Quoted:

Quoted:
......a black lawyer.........that ought to tell you her political persuasion.

Well...honestly, it doesn't at all. It simply tells me her gender and ethnic background...nothing about her political persuasion. While it is true that a large majority of black people typically vote Democratic, just because someone is black doesn't mean they are automatically a liberal.

The rest of the story was hilarious...I would have been tempted to do that myself had I been in your situation.

I would agree that being black does not automatically tell you her political beliefs, but the highlighted word can.

Posted: 4/16/2010 3:48:45 PM EDT

[#27]

You sir may add +1 to your win column!!!

Posted: 4/16/2010 3:50:08 PM EDT

[#28]

This one goes out to you, Mr. sneaky T.V. channel changer.

Posted: 4/16/2010 3:52:40 PM EDT

[#29]

Quoted:

Quoted:
......a black lawyer.........that ought to tell you her political persuasion.

Well...honestly, it doesn't at all. It simply tells me her gender and ethnic background...nothing about her political persuasion. While it is true that a large majority of black people typically vote Democratic, just because someone is black doesn't mean they are automatically a liberal.

The rest of the story was hilarious...I would have been tempted to do that myself had I been in your situation.

Well........

.....we're told that 97% of black people voted for Obama.

I also recently saw a poll that said that 36% of blacks associated themselves with characteristics that are normally labeled "Conservative".

So..........36% are "Conservative" minus 3% of Blacks that actually voted for someone else other than Obama = 33% of Blacks who voted for Obama because he's black?
Voted for him on skin color alone?
I believe that's racist.

Posted: 4/16/2010 3:53:07 PM EDT

[#30]

WIN

Posted: 4/16/2010 3:54:24 PM EDT

[#31]

Quoted:

Quoted:
......a black lawyer.........that ought to tell you her political persuasion.

Well...honestly, it doesn't at all. It simply tells me her gender and ethnic background...nothing about her political persuasion. While it is true that a large majority of black people typically vote Democratic, just because someone is black doesn't mean they are automatically a liberal.

The rest of the story was hilarious...I would have been tempted to do that myself had I been in your situation.

It isn't like blacks voted for O by what, 95% or so?

Then throw in woman and lawyer, and rolling eyes at Fox News, and it's confirmed.

Posted: 4/16/2010 3:56:02 PM EDT

[#32]

LOL nice!!!

Posted: 4/16/2010 3:57:10 PM EDT

[#33]

Something tells me that you use a laser pointer to move a red spot around the floor to tease cats for fun, don't you...

Posted: 4/16/2010 3:57:52 PM EDT

[#34]

Quoted:

nicely played, sir

Posted: 4/16/2010 3:59:33 PM EDT

[#35]

Quoted:
Well........

.....we're told that 97% of black people voted for Obama.

I also recently saw a poll that said that 36% of blacks associated themselves with characteristics that are normally labeled "Conservative".

So..........36% are "Conservative" minus 3% of Blacks that actually voted for someone else other than Obama = 33% of Blacks who voted for Obama because he's black?
Voted for him on skin color alone?
I believe that's racist.

Lots of blacks are social conservatives. In fact, in CA gays lost on a gay marriage vote because so many blacks and hispanics came out to vote for Obama.

Where blacks and hispanics trend left is mostly economic issues. They want socialism (even if they use other words). They also think Republicans are meanies and secretly racist.

Posted: 4/16/2010 3:59:35 PM EDT

[#36]

Looking for the "wrong" in this. Not finding it.

Posted: 4/16/2010 3:59:36 PM EDT

[#37]

Quoted:
Something tells me that you use a laser pointer to move a red spot around the floor to tease cats for fun, don't you...

YES!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted: 4/16/2010 4:01:18 PM EDT

[#38]

I am honored to be in your presence, sir!

Posted: 4/16/2010 4:02:01 PM EDT

[#39]

The doctors office I had to go to a couple weeks ago had CNN on their TV in the lobby

It was a specialist, so the first time I had been there. Otherwise I would have asked them to turn on fox

Posted: 4/16/2010 4:09:19 PM EDT

[#40]

Are you Dick Masterson OP?

Posted: 4/16/2010 4:10:44 PM EDT

[#41]

Quoted:

Quoted:
......a black lawyer.........that ought to tell you her political persuasion.

Well...honestly, it doesn't at all. It simply tells me her gender and ethnic background...nothing about her political persuasion. While it is true that a large majority of black people typically vote Democratic, just because someone is black doesn't mean they are automatically a liberal.

The rest of the story was hilarious...I would have been tempted to do that myself had I been in your situation.

I would agree that being black does not automatically tell you her political beliefs, but the highlighted word can.

My wife is in law school –– she's one of the most conservative people I know. Somehow being a lawyer means one is automatically liberal?

I will point out that we are both white, but honestly that shouldn't matter.

It isn't like blacks voted for O by what, 95% or so?

Then throw in woman and lawyer, and rolling eyes at Fox News, and it's confirmed.

Her being black, female, or a lawyer doesn't automatically mean she is liberal. My eyebrows would have started going up when she was rolling her eyes at Fox News, however.

Understand –– I'm just saying that people can't always make automatic assumptions about someone's political leanings just by their race, gender, or occupation.

Say the patient had been a black male lawyer, or perhaps a black male professor? They could have been liberals....or perhaps Clarence Thomas, Walter Williams or maybe Thomas Sowell.

YES, stereotypically and statistically, the odds were high that she would be a liberal...but it might not always be the best idea to make assumptions.

Just food for thought.