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Posted: 3/21/2002 1:01:49 PM EDT
(I shouldn't do this, but I can't help myself)
After The_Macallans verbal rippage of Pamela Sewer Andersen and Rosie O'Piglet, I thought we should put together a list of the biggest ho's and skanks in the country today (foreign chicks with hairy armpits will also be considered) Fire away boys!!!!!!!! |
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No list of this type would be complete without Hanoi Jane, A/K/A Jane Fonda. Bitch.
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Hillary.
Barbra Streisand. (Mostly for her political views. ) Sarah Brady Dianne Feinstein Barbara Boxer Janet Reno Janet Reno (she deserves two entries!) Rosie O'Donnell Rosie O'Donnell Rosie O'Donnell Gee, I'm already at ten! A few more in case you want ten DIFFERENT names: LaToya Jackson (Made of spare parts whittled off Michael and Janet) Ellen "Degenerate" Any female rapper. No, ALL of them! That stupid b!T@# that was on the CPSC who voted to try to ban BB guns. CJ |
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Julia Roberts
Pam Anderson Rosie O'dykeol Sandra Bernhart Sharon Stone Barbara Striesand |
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Point of order here, gents. What exactly is a skank? Inherent in that word, IMHO, is some reference to being a slut, easy, been around, etc. etc. At least something to do with sex in there. Nasty sex. Disease-ridden sex.
Now Rosie, while as thoroughly vile a person (?) as ever walked the earth (along with Hillary, Fineswine, etc.), may be regurgitated hog bile, but I wouldn't call her a "skank." I have a hard time thinking of 10 famous women that fit within the definition. Skank candidates: Pam Anderson Madonna Lil' Kim Courtney Love Angie Jolie Pamela DesBarres |
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How about Susan Saranwrap--why Julia Roberts? She jumped on the major anti gun bandwagon along with Rosie O Dognuts after 9/11. Or maybe it was before and she wasn't too vocal until after. She's right up there with Hillary, Janet, Sarah and Rosie as far as I'm concerned.
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Quoted: Sharon Stone View Quote |
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Don't know if this hideous creature qualifies for "skank" classification, but that Sarah Jessica Parker is one ugly ass ho!
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So everyone must be basing thier opinions on the parts these women play in movies and not thier real lives. Frankly, I don't think any of us have a clue how these women lead their life off-screen so we can't judge them. Of course there are exceptions: Madonna, Pam Anderson, etc. seeing as these women are practically self-proclaimed "skanks". I don't think anyone here can add Sharon Stone, Julia Roberts, Kim Catrall, Angelina Jolie, etc. to the list based on thier personal (true) lives becuase none of us knows the truth. The only ones we could list for certain based on personal lives would be porn stars because their personal life and their acting coincide. Whatever, have fun, just making a point.
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I WIN!
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Quoted: Sarah also brings up Kim Cattrall View Quote I'd rather look at Kim than that hideous Sarah creature any day of the millenium. Mannequin comes to mind. Ugly ass ho comes to mind when I see a pic of Sarah. Shouldn't put make-up on a piggy.[puke] |
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Quoted: madonna pamela they gotta be the top 2 View Quote DITTO. Pit |
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Quoted: madonna pamela they gotta be the top 2 View Quote I will second that |
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Quoted: Of course there are exceptions: Madonna, ... View Quote Hey, I'm not so sure she's quite as "skanky" as I once thought. As it turns out, she hunts small game with...guns! Gasp! She likes to go out, find something cute and furry, kill it, bring it home, butcher it, and eat it. No shit. I wonder if she's like to join TheRedGoat in a hog hunting expedition? Being pro-gun does a LOT to move someone out of the skank category in my book. As for Kim Cattrall...I know nothing of her gun stance (except from watching the Police Academy movies) but she married an interesting guy by the name of Mark Levinson, who was the guy behind Mark Levinson, the high end audio equipment company, and later left to found Cello Electronics (similar market) and now Red Rose Music, again, the same market, only aimed at smaller, simpler, and somewhat less cost-intimidating high performance electronics. She also co-wrote a book with her hubby titled 'Satisfaction: The art of the female orgasm' and I'll leave it at that. Apparently, though, Mark has as good a technique with women as he does with transistors. Related links: [url]http://www.madrigal.com/ml2001/index2.htm[/url] [url]http://www.redrosemusic.com/biography.htm[/url] CJ |
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Ten is not enough to do justice the the wide number of skanks we've seen in our time.
I actually have three lists of Top Ten Skanks - the've been categorized thus: I will begin with my first "Dead Skanks" [b]Top 10 Skanks: The Postumous List[/b] A moment of silence as we honor the dearly departed skanks who, even now, in their worm-infested state have not lost the putrid stench or utterly repulsive attributes that befits the title of a true and eternal "skank": 10 - Aliaya (potential skank) 9 - Savannah (behavior not looks) 8 - Linda McCartney (looks not behavior) 7 - Grace Slick 6 - Eleanore Roosevelt 5 - Janis Joplin 4 - Evita Peron 3 - Betty Friedan 2 - Mama Cass 1 - Wendy 0'Williams Edited to add Grace Slick - thanks [b]beekeeper[/b], I didn't know she was dead. |
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My second list is of "Up-N-Coming Skanks" [b]Top 10 Skanks: The Rookie List[/b] These are skanks that are either new to the scene or have been around a while flying under the radar. Either way, these crotch-rotting skanks have yet to reach the full zenith of their true skankopotential: 10 - Katie Couric 9 - Angelina Jolie 8 - Lil' Kim 7 - Courtney Love 6 - Sarah Jessica Parker 5 - Drew Barrymore 4 - Destiny's Child 3 - Nicole Kidman 2 - Christine Aguilera 1 - Jennnifer Lopez |
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And now my last list...
[b]Top 10 Skanks: The Veteran List[/b] These are the classics that we all know and abhor. They've distinguished themselves with a career of full-throttled skankyness and have helped define for an entire generation the true nature of the "skank": 10 - Hillary Clinton 9 - Sandra Bernard 8 - Yoko Ono 7 - Tina Turner 6 - Mariah Carey 5 - Rosie O'Donnell 4 - Pamela Anderson 3 - Cher 2 - Madonna And now the #1 Skank... Queen of the CrotchRot... Princess of Puke... The High Priestess of Putrid Pu$$y... the one that no man could EVER imagine himself being close enough to smell the ammonia/rotten egg smell eminating from her moss-covered hellhole... the one who launched the entire movement of pig-vomit-ugly/Lesbo/Dyke/Feminazis upon our once-great society... gentlemen I present to you... 1 - Gloria Steinem [puke] |
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Hey MAC!
You forgot one - Linda Lovelace. Linda is deserving of the "Skank" label (Honourable mention?) for her actions after retirement. For those of you in the know, Linda Lovelance pioneered a technique (to go unnamed) which revolutionised the American Porn Industry. For only having made a few movies, she had a significant impact upon the popularity of porn, and was often mentioned in the same breath as Ron Jeremy. After her retirement, Linda Livelace took it upon herself to write what was regarded as a "chilling" expose of the porn industry - which was rapidly and thoroly debunked by both her contermporaries and future generations of porn, to include such ilustrious names as Seka, Marilyn Chambers, Nina Hartley, Peter North, Ron Jeremy, and most of the other "big name stars." Since her retirement, Linda Lovelace has worked both ceaselessly and ineffectively to demonize and attempt to ban outright the very industry that she herself holds a great deal of responsiblity for! Gloria Steinem even did a spell or two as a "bunny", and some other retired porn stars have taken less questionable occupations afterward. Kay Parker, for instance, has long since retired and is now working as a "spiritual consultant" - her move being from what you see to what you feel. Mac, may I propose replacing someone on the "Classic Skank" list with the name of Linda Lovelace? Perhaps Rosie O'Donnel. I'm not supporting the whale, but to be a skank something more than being an unredeeming carpet-muncher with the morals and brains of an idiot, or a two-faced ho. Put rosie on the "all-american team of absolute bitches" and give her spot in Skankdom to Linda Lovelace, who has done far more (IMOO) than rosie to deserve it... FFZ |
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I can't believe you guys left out the human spooge-target......Monica!
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Monica a skank? She may not be the best-looking, and she exercised terrible judgement (inhaling the oyster for slick willy, and then KEEPING a souvenir? Astoundingly bad...) but a single incident does not a skank make. I can understand why she's not on the full-on top-speed skank list, but she may have potential. Top 20 maybe?
FFZ |
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I have seen Kim Catrall on a talk show , canadian and very ANTI-Gun.
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Quoted: I WIN! [img]http://www.si.edu/opa/researchreports/9996/shelf.gif[/img] View Quote OOF!![:X*] No wonder FDR had so many affairs- imagine having to wake up to that every morning. Ugly enough to make a freight train take a dirt road, just by looking at it.... Oh well- a very good argument for not marrying one's cousin....[%|] |
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Quoted: And now my last list... [b]Top 10 Skanks: The Veteran List[/b] These are the classics that we all know and abhor. (snip) 8 - Yoko Ono View Quote Re Yoko: best line in a bio of John Lennon I read years ago: When John's Aunt Mimi, a plain spoken, sensible woman who put up with no nonsense, who had raised him after his nutbar mother abandoned him, met Yoko for the first time, her only comment to John was... . . . . . . . (drum roll) . . . . . . "Who's the poison dwarf, John?" [:D] [beer] |
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Mac, you forgot Grace Slick on your "Dead Skank" list. I don't want to hear that she's not dead yet--look at her. [puke]
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The_Macallan says Eleanore [sic] Roosevelt?
Bizarre. I think that this must be a class issue that stems from a resentment of a highly educated and socially polished, wealthy, urban debutante who fought constantly for freedom and human rights. - Universal Declaration for Human Rights - National Youth Administration - UN Delegate - Author of 100+ articles including publications in the NYT, Atlantic, Look, Time, Foreign Policy Bulletin, Ebony, Liberty, New Republic, Southern Patriot, Christian Science Monitor, Congressional Record - Work for Red Cross - Work for Navy League - Leader of League of Women Voters - Leader of National Consumer's League - Author of daily syndicated newspaper column - Autobiographer - Works Progress Administration - Federal Arts Project - Federal Theater Project - Federal Writers Project - NAACP Board Member - CORE Member - Assistant Director of U.S. office of Civilian Defense - Chair of Human Rights Commission - Featured on 3 U.S. Postal Stamps, and those of at least nine other nations. - Visited and comforted troops at Naval Hospital, Austrailia and the Pacific |
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Quoted: The_Macallan says Eleanore [sic] Roosevelt? Bizarre. I think that this must be a class issue that stems from a resentment of a highly educated and socially polished, wealthy, urban debutante who fought constantly for freedom and human rights. View Quote Not to mention an avowed Marxist, eh? |
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thebeekeeper1:
"Not to mention an avowed Marxist, eh?" I'm really interested in what makes you feel this way, thebeekeeper1. The fact that you have posted 3400+ indicates that you are a very active member of the board, and with activity, I think, comes influence. I'd like to hear more from such an important contributor. Please continue. (It may be more appropriate to start another thread. This one may not be the ideal place.) |
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Quoted: The_Macallan says Eleanore [sic] Roosevelt? Bizarre. I think that this must be a class issue that stems from a resentment of a highly educated and socially polished, wealthy, urban debutante who fought constantly for freedom and human rights. - Universal Declaration for Human Rights - National Youth Administration - UN Delegate - Author of 100+ articles including publications in the NYT, Atlantic, Look, Time, Foreign Policy Bulletin, Ebony, Liberty, New Republic, Southern Patriot, Christian Science Monitor, Congressional Record - Work for Red Cross - Work for Navy League - Leader of League of Women Voters - Leader of National Consumer's League - Author of daily syndicated newspaper column - Autobiographer - Works Progress Administration - Federal Arts Project - Federal Theater Project - Federal Writers Project - NAACP Board Member - CORE Member - Assistant Director of U.S. office of Civilian Defense - Chair of Human Rights Commission - Featured on 3 U.S. Postal Stamps, and those of at least nine other nations. - Visited and comforted troops at Naval Hospital, Austrailia and the Pacific View Quote And your point is????? |
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Quoted: I'm really interested in what makes you feel this way, thebeekeeper1 View Quote Communism got its start in this country during the Roosevelt Regime. Look at the policies/efforts that were implemented by Roosevelt. Da welfare (Relief), Social Security, and so forth, began the long descent into socialism. It would be silly to assume Mrs. Roosevelt did not share her husband's political beliefs. Several, if not many, of the organizations in your list have severe leanings to the left, wouldn't you say? Thank you, I guess, for the backhanded compliment. I do not think of myself as influential here, though I am very active. I genuinely enjoy my time spent here, and the interaction with other members. It is great to spend time with like-minded individuals. We are very much a "family" of members, so welcome to the family. [:)] |
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"And your point is?????"
I'm sorry for my contribution. This is not the proper forum to discuss the first ladies or stateswomen in this context, I think. Please ignore my posts, and carry on with your business. |
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thebeekeeper1:
Certainly wasn't a backhanded compliment, rather, a sincere one. I too enjoy the information and interaction. Particularly enjoyed this afternoon's math puzzles. I had a difficulty understanding the "avowed" portion of your post. I have since overcome a need to question this, so, again, please ignore my question. |
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Qeen Latifah
Kirstie Alley Yoko Ono Bill Mahr....oops Whoopee Goldberg Paula Poundstone |
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Quoted: I WIN! [img]http://www.si.edu/opa/researchreports/9996/shelf.gif[/img] View Quote |
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Quoted: Julia Roberts Pam Anderson Rosie O'dykeol Sandra Bernhart Sharon Stone Barbara Striesand View Quote Pam Anderson: [i]she has a very large pussy[/i] |
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Quoted: thebeekeeper1: "Not to mention an avowed Marxist, eh?" I'm really interested in what makes you feel this way, thebeekeeper1. The fact that you have posted 3400+ indicates that you are a very active member of the board, and with activity, I think, comes influence. I'd like to hear more from such an important contributor. Please continue. View Quote (Heh, heh...)Well, then, I suppose my 5K posts makes me even MORE of an important contributor...[}:D] Why Eleanor is a Marx-skank-ist..... Don't Hideous Clinton describe herself as a modern day Eleanor Roosevelt??? What more do you need to know?? Beekeep got it SOOOO right. Hillary and Eleanor DEFINED the category of Marxist skank. |
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Quoted: As for Kim Cattrall...I know nothing of her gun stance (except from watching the Police Academy movies) but she married an interesting guy by the name of Mark Levinson, who was the guy behind Mark Levinson, the high end audio equipment company, and later left to found Cello Electronics (similar market) and now Red Rose Music, again, the same market, only aimed at smaller, simpler, and somewhat less cost-intimidating high performance electronics. She also co-wrote a book with her hubby titled 'Satisfaction: The art of the female orgasm' and I'll leave it at that. Apparently, though, Mark has as good a technique with women as he does with transistors. CJ View Quote So, when they make beautiful music together, baby, is Kim a woofer or a tweeter? Frankly, I don't see what politics has to do with being a skank. Clod, idiot, liberal, fool, sure. But skank? Naaaah. Heck, Madonna is a married, upper crust, doting mother. How does that make her a skank? As for Julia Roberts, that deal with Lyle Lovett was a good start on skankhood, but I haven't been following her exploits since. |
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Quoted: Quoted: Sarah also brings up Kim Cattrall View Quote I'd rather look at Kim than that hideous Sarah creature any day of the millenium. Mannequin comes to mind. Ugly ass ho comes to mind when I see a pic of Sarah. Shouldn't put make-up on a piggy.[puke] View Quote the was a good movie, had a girl that look just like her(kim)! i swear. |
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Quoted: Frankly, I don't see what politics has to do with being a skank. Clod, idiot, liberal, fool, sure. But skank? Naaaah. Heck, Madonna is a married, upper crust, doting mother. How does that make her a skank? View Quote A [b]skank[/b] is any woman that is utterly repulsive due to looks and/or behavior. The very thought of mounting these women or even just having them spread their legs and expose their vile, rancid, festering swampgas-emitting hellholes is enough to send one into violent convulsive dry-heaves for weeks. THAT is a [b]skank[/b] As far as Madonna not being a skank... uh... have you JUST arrived on planet Earth?? [%|] |
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Quoted: As for Julia Roberts, that deal with Lyle Lovett was a good start on skankhood, but I haven't been following her exploits since. View Quote Hey, what's the deal with Lyle Lovett, anyway? I always thought he was a real squirrel, and an ugly one at that. Is he from Texas? Did they kick him out? Same with Joe Ely. |
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