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Posted: 3/21/2002 6:50:41 AM EDT
Well, as longer as we are offering scenarios...

Hillary Clinton, tired of being a mere N.Y. senator, and fed up because she lost the U.S. Presidential election to actor Jim Carrey, renounces her U.S. citizenship and moves to China.  After a brief residence there she get in good with the Chinese leadership, who are so old and have such bad eyesight that they fail to see how ugly she is.

Eventually she is appointed Prenier of China and appears on The Chinese Nationalist Socialist Workers of the People's TV network and gives a speech.  Millions of Chinese begin vomiting, and in time die of severe dehydration.  The Chinese military becomes destabilized and civil war breaks out.

Because of these many problems, exports of Chinese goods to the United States ceases.  Suddenly, the U.S. has no toilet paper, no dishes, no replacement car parts, no toys, no phones, no cheap M14 receivers, no replacement fusing circuits for its nuclear arsenal, and heaven only knows what else.  The United States is paralyzed and is plunged into a stone age society for years to come.

[rolleyes]
Link Posted: 3/21/2002 7:15:28 AM EDT
[#1]
Holly Chop Stick!.....What would happen to us if ..... She becomes a U.S President?

WWIII?.....Like I said guys, it will be SHTF!
Link Posted: 3/21/2002 7:26:34 AM EDT
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Well, as longer as we are offering scenarios...

Eventually she is appointed Prenier of China and appears on The Chinese Nationalist Socialist Workers of the People's TV network and gives a speech.  Millions of Chinese begin vomiting, and in time die of severe dehydration.
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[b]bwa ha ha hah haaaaahh...[/b]


Suddenly, the U.S. has no toilet paper,
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... and the chronically obese take over...
[puke]
Link Posted: 3/21/2002 7:36:10 AM EDT
[#3]
Quoted:
Holly Chop Stick!.....What would happen to us if ..... She becomes a U.S President?
WWIII?.....Like I said guys, it will be SHTF!
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nothing to worry about. the govt will "take care of" you.
Link Posted: 3/21/2002 7:48:21 AM EDT
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Well, as longer as we are offering scenarios...

Because of these many problems, exports of Chinese goods to the United States ceases.  Suddenly, the U.S. has no toilet paper, no dishes, no replacement car parts, no toys, no phones, no cheap M14 receivers, no replacement fusing circuits for its nuclear arsenal, and heaven only knows what else.  The United States is paralyzed and is plunged into a stone age society for years to come.

[rolleyes]
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Dont worry about toilet paper, there is a toilet paper factory close to here in PA [;D]
Link Posted: 3/21/2002 10:56:23 AM EDT
[#5]
What can I do to make this scenario a reality?
Link Posted: 3/21/2002 11:05:45 AM EDT
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