I Heard it Through The Grapevine....

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Posted: 4/3/2010 8:24:06 PM EDT

That Mark75101 picked himself up a real honey at the watering hole tonight.... all 400 pounds of her.

Lets keep this between us though, he might be a bit embarrassed by it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iFtSDalGuuA

Posted: 4/3/2010 8:26:21 PM EDT

[#1]

Posted: 4/3/2010 8:36:28 PM EDT

[#2]

Quoted:

This might get interesting...

Posted: 4/3/2010 8:43:09 PM EDT

[#3]

I would call this a TAG!!!

Posted: 4/3/2010 8:44:35 PM EDT

[#4]

In...

Posted: 4/3/2010 8:47:04 PM EDT

[#5]

Wut?

In.

Posted: 4/3/2010 8:55:32 PM EDT

[#6]

Posted: 4/3/2010 9:00:08 PM EDT

[#7]

400 Lbs!

Break out the pick axe, and rope.

Posted: 4/3/2010 9:02:17 PM EDT

[#8]

In.

Posted: 4/3/2010 9:16:38 PM EDT

[#9]

Posted: 4/3/2010 9:17:33 PM EDT

[#10]

Someone porked a fatty?

Posted: 4/3/2010 9:34:27 PM EDT

[#11]

Quoted:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vo3D4OCqPXc

Mm Hm, sumpthin like that, yep..

Posted: 4/3/2010 9:36:32 PM EDT

[#12]

In

Posted: 4/3/2010 9:38:18 PM EDT

[#13]

So he went hoggin'?

It can happen to the best of us.

Posted: 4/3/2010 9:43:28 PM EDT

[#14]

Quoted:
So he went hoggin'?

It can happen to the best of us.

Yup, can't say I'm immune. Fat chicks are like mopeds after all, fun to ride...you just don't want your friends to find out.

ETA: Ok chubby chicks, but 400lb? I don't think I could be up for the task.

Posted: 4/3/2010 9:46:59 PM EDT

[#15]

In with a bag of flour...

Posted: 4/3/2010 9:51:56 PM EDT

[#16]

in.

Posted: 4/3/2010 9:52:56 PM EDT

[#17]

Way to leave a buddy behind there LECH...

Posted: 4/3/2010 9:54:10 PM EDT

[#18]

Quoted:
Way to leave a buddy behind there LECH...

GD Blue Falcon that........

Posted: 4/3/2010 9:57:39 PM EDT

[#19]

I think you just lost a lot of potential drinking buddies.

Posted: 4/3/2010 10:07:19 PM EDT

[#20]

Posted: 4/3/2010 10:12:04 PM EDT

[#21]

Posted: 4/4/2010 3:49:28 AM EDT

[#22]

Quoted:
Way to leave a buddy behind there LECH...

Whatdya mean Skilllets? I still got his six, I just need to stand off to get more coverage...

Posted: 4/4/2010 3:53:10 AM EDT

[#23]

Quoted:
I think you just lost a lot of potential drinking buddies.

Ah, yes... drinking... I guess I can still install new shocks on the crew cab for them though.

Posted: 4/4/2010 3:55:15 AM EDT

[#24]

?

Posted: 4/4/2010 7:31:50 AM EDT

[#25]

Bump for AAR...

Posted: 4/4/2010 7:44:25 AM EDT

[#26]

Friend of mind would go for the doublewides quite often. He said "its not a lowering of standards more like a lack of options"

Posted: 4/4/2010 8:07:37 AM EDT

[#27]

Total Tag....

Posted: 4/4/2010 8:12:35 AM EDT

[#28]

Posted: 4/4/2010 8:16:32 AM EDT

[#29]

in on 1

Posted: 4/4/2010 8:27:20 AM EDT

[#30]

in on 1

Posted: 4/4/2010 8:33:05 AM EDT

[#31]

Officer asked me if I was drunk.

I said why, is their a fat chick in the car with me?

Posted: 4/4/2010 9:37:35 AM EDT

[#32]

Quoted:

Friend of mind would go for the doublewides quite often. He said "its not a lowering of standards more like a lack of options"

I think that is the issue here.

Mark is in Montana.

He got one that just came out of hibernation.

Posted: 4/4/2010 9:38:30 AM EDT

[#33]

Just kidding, brb round two!

Posted: 4/4/2010 9:43:23 AM EDT

[#34]

I import when I am in MT.

Posted: 4/4/2010 9:43:47 AM EDT

[#35]

Posted: 4/4/2010 9:45:08 AM EDT

[#36]

haha in for AAR

Posted: 4/4/2010 10:13:21 AM EDT

[#37]

<Yoda_Impression> A Tag this post is. </Yoda_Impression>

Posted: 4/4/2010 10:21:40 AM EDT

[#38]

In for the lol's

Posted: 4/5/2010 8:21:50 AM EDT

[#39]

The AAR:

I had tired to call LECH a couple times and couldn't get a hold of him. As luck would have it he called back after I sat down at my favorite bar and grill type place for diner. I told him I'd call back in 20. There's the problem. The wait staff were bored so every time I looked up I had a fresh drink in front of me. Got home (alone) late, and forgot to call LECH back......

The next morning I wake up to the phone ringing...

caller ID says "Restricted"
I look at the clock, its says 0556 (nice touch btw)
My first thought is, who the fuck is calling me from a restricted number at 0556?
Next thought is, OMG my head hurts!
I let it ring and try to go back to sleep.
About 0800 I wake up and check the message: Its the song "I heard it through the grapevine", thats it, no message, just a song playing on my voicemail.

So I'm thoroughly creeped out. I spend some time thinking about this and about an hour later I'm on the phone with a buddy telling him about the creepy message when it hits me....check arfcom!

GD, page two. LECH is an asshole

Posted: 4/5/2010 8:24:51 AM EDT

[#40]

Quoted:

This might get interesting...

Posted: 4/5/2010 8:28:22 AM EDT

[#41]

A likely story. How long has she been on the feed bag?

Posted: 4/5/2010 8:33:04 AM EDT

[#42]

Quoted:

The AAR:

I had tired to call LECH a couple times and couldn't get a hold of him. As luck would have it he called back after I sat down at my favorite bar and grill type place for diner. I told him I'd call back in 20. There's the problem. The wait staff were bored so every time I looked up I had a fresh drink in front of me. Got home (alone) late, and forgot to call LECH back......

The next morning I wake up to the phone ringing...

caller ID says "Restricted"

I look at the clock, its says 0556 (nice touch btw)

My first thought is, who the fuck is calling me from a restricted number at 0556?

Next thought is, OMG my head hurts!

I let it ring and try to go back to sleep.

About 0800 I wake up and check the message: Its the song "I heard it through the grapevine", thats it, no message, just a song playing on my voicemail.

So I'm thoroughly creeped out. I spend some time cleaning KFC gravy stains off my sheets thinking about this and about an hour later I'm on the phone with a buddy telling him about the creepy message when it hits me....check arfcom!

GD, page two. LECH is an asshole

Posted: 4/5/2010 8:36:09 AM EDT

[#43]

Quoted:

A likely story. How long has she been on the feed bag?

Posted: 4/5/2010 8:37:10 AM EDT

[#44]

Tag

Posted: 4/5/2010 8:40:48 AM EDT

[#45]

Posted: 4/5/2010 8:55:39 AM EDT

[#46]

Quoted:

Quoted:
The AAR:

I had tired to call LECH a couple times and couldn't get a hold of him. As luck would have it he called back after I sat down at my favorite bar and grill type place for diner. I told him I'd call back in 20. There's the problem. The wait staff were bored so every time I looked up I had a fresh drink in front of me. Got home (alone) late, and forgot to call LECH back......

The next morning I wake up to the phone ringing...

caller ID says "Restricted"
I look at the clock, its says 0556 (nice touch btw)
My first thought is, who the fuck is calling me from a restricted number at 0556?
Next thought is, OMG my head hurts!
I let it ring and try to go back to sleep.
About 0800 I wake up and check the message: Its the song "I heard it through the grapevine", thats it, no message, just a song playing on my voicemail.

So I'm thoroughly creeped out. I spend some time cleaning KFC gravy stains off my sheets thinking about this and about an hour later I'm on the phone with a buddy telling him about the creepy message when it hits me....check arfcom!

GD, page two. LECH is an asshole