Katie Couric sucks

Posted: 3/18/2002 5:40:34 AM EDT

Rant on:

Last week it was a whole series of, "It's been six months since the World Trade Center fell on your husband/wife/brother/sister/son etc. etc. How do you feel?"

Today, it's the Yates husband. "Your wife killed all five of your kids. How do you feel?"

Hw many millions do they pay Katie for this crap? And why do these people who have to answer her stupid questions want to be on "Today" to begin with?

Posted: 3/18/2002 5:42:53 AM EDT

[#1]

i agree. 100%

Posted: 3/18/2002 5:47:51 AM EDT

[#2]

Quoted:

And why do these people who have to answer her stupid questions want to be on "Today" to begin with?

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I will never, never be able to answer your question. I just do not understand.

Posted: 3/18/2002 5:55:35 AM EDT

[#3]

Well, Russell Yates' 'fifteen minutes of fame' will be over soon.

Would you have ever guessed thirty years ago, that a woman* [see Note below] would one day have her own television special because she sucked off the President of the United States?

Well, you explain that one rationally and then we can discuss the 'Katie Couric' guests of this world.

Eric The(Un-f***ing-beleivable)Hun[>]:)]

*[Note: I am [u]not[/u] referring to Katie Couric, but to Monica Lewinsky. Katie got her television gig by blowing the President of NBC!]

Posted: 3/18/2002 6:53:24 AM EDT

[#4]

Chairborne_Ranger,

It's been several months now that you've been watching Katie Couric. How do you feel? [;)]

Posted: 3/18/2002 6:58:15 AM EDT

[#5]

The question I'd like to ask perky Katie:

You husband died of ass cancer... How does that make you feel?[BD]

Posted: 3/18/2002 7:05:15 AM EDT

[#6]

Quoted:
The question I'd like to ask perky Katie:

You husband died of ass cancer... How does that make you feel?[BD]

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Did she dump him beforehand? I know one of those talking heads did, then she didn't want to divie up.

Posted: 3/18/2002 7:12:04 AM EDT

[#7]

*katie couric sucks*.....AND she swallows.

Posted: 3/18/2002 7:22:13 AM EDT

[#8]

Quoted:
Did she dump him beforehand? I know one of those talking heads did, then she didn't want to divie up.

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That would be Joan Lunden. He hasn't died, but she sure wishes he would. He made a case for alimony, and Joan squealed like a stuck pig. "Why don't you just go out and get a JOB!?"

This, of course, is what men have been saying for decades, but she didn't see the humor in her own situation.

Posted: 3/18/2002 7:31:05 AM EDT

[#9]

[kill]

Posted: 3/18/2002 10:48:40 AM EDT

[#10]

SPECTRE
*katie couric sucks*.....AND she swallows.

She just needs to watch the teeth.
"Ouch !!
Watch the teeth bitch."
As I kick her when she is under my desk.

Posted: 3/18/2002 10:55:17 AM EDT

[#11]

[img]http://gallery.kingsnake.com/data/2019KATIE.jpg[/img]

Posted: 3/18/2002 10:58:47 AM EDT

[#12]

so, did you see the interview with the widow of daniel pearl?
naw, i didn't think so.
professional courtesy, i guess.....

Posted: 3/18/2002 11:09:05 AM EDT

[#13]

Quoted:
The question I'd like to ask perky Katie:

You husband died of ass cancer... How does that make you feel?[BD]

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When they stuck the anal probe up your ass for the TV viewers and the DR. moved it in and out ....How did it make you feel? [:D]

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