Choosing between the less evil of two evils, I'd rather have Gore for President than Hillary.
But then again, I'd rather vote for a shoe with dogshit on it than vote for Hillary.
Heck, I'd rather vote for the dogshit, shoe or no shoe.
I'd rather knaw my arm off than be trapped in a poll booth with the Vote Hillary switch connected to the trap release.
If I got drunk and woke up in the morning with Hillary in bed with me, with my arm trapped under her, I'd rather knaw my arm off than take a chance of waking her up and hearing her damned liberal voice. And then I'd kill myself with my remaining arm.
Dear Hillary: Here's the messages that you'd receive in a chatroom with us AR15'er in the chatroom at the time, with their translations:
GOPlAinTraFk - Go play in traffic.
UvGotAFAcLikASqEzdTBag - You've got a face like a squeezed tea-bag.
URAsMchUsAsMdGrdsOnATrtl - You are as much use as mud guards on a turtle.
IfUHdABrAnUdBDAjrus - If you had a brain you'd be dangerous.
IfUWnt2AMndREdrTherWldBNoChrge - If you went to a mind reader there would be no charge.
INoWenURLIinYaLpsMov - I know when you are lying, your lips move.
TLItsROnBtNo1isHOm -
The lights are on, but no one is home.
TWhElsMvnBtTHmstrsDEd
The wheel's moving but the hamster's dead.
URAsUsfLAsAChocl8Tpot -
You are as much use as a chocolate teapot.
UR1SndwchShrtOfAPiKnk -
You are one sandwich short of a picnic.
(YaBrAnIsntAsBgAsYa(_,_) -
A pity your brain isn't as big as your ass.
STFUYSLC
Shut The Fuck Up You Stupid Liberal C**T!
CJ