I don't know whether to laugh or cry. "Guaranteed to set off security alerts at every checkpoint."
I just hope I'm not behind the person carrying that thing on.
It's a tactical toolbox--that's an assault screwdriver in a quickdraw tactical holster. The assualt pliers have a non-slip night-visible rubber handle. 18-cell screwdriver bit pouch can be removed and attached to your tactical work belt. Comes complete with tactical socket tree for quick, one-handed socket changes. All packaged in a non-glare, waterproof pelican assualt case (TM) in use with the Navy SEALS and GSG-9 units. Toolbox has crypto-scrambled lock and telescopic carry handle for fast deployment in dismounted airport operations. The double-walled interior construction ensures that all your gear stays put, even in the event of hard landings or when baggage gorillas get hold of it.
You may not survive the F-16s shooting down the plane, but this unit is guaranteed to be found 100% intact among the wreckage, ready to be re-deployed at a moment's notice if necessary.