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Posted: 3/10/2010 10:14:01 AM EDT
IF YOU CROSS THE NORTH KOREAN BORDER ILLEGALLY, YOU GET 12 YEARS HARD LABOR.




IF YOU CROSS THE IRANIAN BORDER ILLEGALLY, YOU ARE DETAINED
INDEFINITELY.  



IF YOU CROSS THE AFGHAN BORDER ILLEGALLY, YOU GET
SHOT.  



IF YOU CROSS THE SAUDI ARABIAN BORDER ILLEGALLY, YOU WILL BE
JAILED.  



IF YOU CROSS THE CHINESE BORDER ILLEGALLY, YOU MAY NEVER BE
HEARD FROM

AGAIN.  



IF YOU CROSS THE VENEZUELAN BORDER ILLEGALLY, YOU
WILL BE BRANDED A SPY AND

YOUR FATE WILL BE SEALED.  



IF YOU CROSS
THE CUBAN BORDER ILLEGALLY, YOU WILL BE THROWN INTO POLITICAL

PRISON TO ROT.




IF YOU CROSS THE U.S. BORDER ILLEGALLY, YOU GET:



* A JOB,


* A DRIVERS LICENSE,  

* SOCIAL SECURITY CARD,  

* WELFARE,  

*
FOOD STAMPS,  

* CREDIT CARDS,  

* SUBSIDIZED RENT OR A LOAN TO BUY A
HOUSE,  

* FREE EDUCATION,  

* FREE HEALTH CARE,  

* A LOBBYIST IN
WASHINGTON,  

* BILLIONS OF DOLLARS WORTH OF PUBLIC DOCUMENTS PRINTED IN YOUR
LANGUAGE,  

* AND, THE RIGHT TO CARRY YOUR COUNTRY’S FLAG WHILE YOU PROTEST
THAT

  YOU DON’T GET ENOUGH  RESPECT!!!  





Think about this for a while.............................


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