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Posted: 3/10/2010 3:59:01 AM EDT
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Speaking to More magazine regarding the success of her 27 year long marriage to walking jelly Ozzy, she says that keeping the romance fresh is the key. Are you ready for this? OK - she said: "How do we spice it up in the bedroom? Lots of sex toys. Spray cream around the bollocks. Chocolate sauce on the knob. Lick, lick, lick." |
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Posted: 3/10/2010 4:01:17 AM EDT
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Alllllrighty then.
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Posted: 3/10/2010 4:01:56 AM EDT
[#2]
I coulda done without knowing that piece of information.
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Posted: 3/10/2010 4:02:21 AM EDT
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Posted: 3/10/2010 4:03:41 AM EDT
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I wonder if Ozzy kicks off every session by screaming "I ammm IRONMAAAAAAAAAN"
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Posted: 3/10/2010 4:03:52 AM EDT
[#5]
"How do we spice it up in the bedroom? Lots of sex toys. Spray cream around the bollocks. Chocolate sauce on the knob. Lick, lick, lick." |
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Posted: 3/10/2010 4:04:34 AM EDT
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I can just imagine that burn out Ozzy saying, "My bollocks ah sticky!"
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Posted: 3/10/2010 4:07:31 AM EDT
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Quoted: "How do we spice it up in the bedroom? Lots of sex toys. Spray cream around the bollocks. Chocolate sauce on the knob. Lick, lick, lick."  |
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Posted: 3/10/2010 4:07:48 AM EDT
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Yikes.
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Posted: 3/10/2010 4:21:16 AM EDT
[#9]
I just died a little, thanks for that.
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Posted: 3/10/2010 4:26:34 AM EDT
[#10]
I came into this thread, knowing I would learn things I did not want to know...
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Posted: 3/10/2010 4:34:58 AM EDT
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Quoted:
I came into this thread, knowing I would learn things I did not want to know...
Me too. 
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Posted: 3/10/2010 4:40:13 AM EDT
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Posted: 3/10/2010 4:44:10 AM EDT
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Still i reckon i'd prefer Sharon to do that to me than Kelly....hell even Jack rates ahead of that fat cunt.....
I've never known a girl named kelly i like..they are all cunts - the lot of em! |
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Posted: 3/10/2010 4:45:54 AM EDT
[#14]
Eeewwwwwwww!
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Posted: 3/10/2010 5:01:27 AM EDT
[#15]
Quoted:
"How do we spice it up in the bedroom? Lots of sex toys. Spray cream around the bollocks. Chocolate sauce on the knob. Lick, lick, lick."
OMG that is funny! |
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Posted: 3/10/2010 5:04:49 AM EDT
[#16]
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Eeewwwwwwww! yep. but I need to ask......are bollocks and balls the same? |
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Posted: 3/10/2010 5:09:13 AM EDT
[#17]
Can he even form a coherent sentence?
Quoted:
I wonder if Ozzy kicks off every session by screaming "I ammm IRONMAAAAAAAAAN" |
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Posted: 3/10/2010 5:12:22 AM EDT
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I came into this thread, knowing I would learn things I did not want to know...
WHY!? Why do we do it?! |
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Posted: 3/10/2010 5:15:09 AM EDT
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Posted: 3/10/2010 5:16:06 AM EDT
[#20]
Zombie sex! ZOMGGG
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Posted: 3/10/2010 5:16:17 AM EDT
[#21]
Quoted:
Quoted:
I came into this thread, knowing I would learn things I did not want to know...
WHY!? Why do we do it?!
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Posted: 3/10/2010 5:24:04 AM EDT
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Posted: 3/10/2010 5:25:53 AM EDT
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Quoted:
I can just imagine that burn out Ozzy saying, "My bollocks ah sticky!" 
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Posted: 3/10/2010 5:29:59 AM EDT
[#24]
I knew she was a freak in the sack.
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Posted: 3/10/2010 5:31:18 AM EDT
[#25]
She looks like she could polish a knob real nice. Plus with her mouth occupied, I wouldn't have to hear her grating voice.
Win/win. |
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Posted: 3/10/2010 5:46:40 AM EDT
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Quoted: I came into this thread, knowing I would learn things I did not want to know... Yepper...  |
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Posted: 3/10/2010 6:18:36 AM EDT
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Posted: 3/10/2010 6:42:36 AM EDT
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Posted: 3/10/2010 6:48:55 AM EDT
[#29]
I knew what clicking would lead to, and yet I did it anyway.
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Posted: 3/10/2010 6:50:09 AM EDT
[#30]
More Penis talk
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Posted: 3/10/2010 6:57:50 AM EDT
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Posted: 3/10/2010 6:58:26 AM EDT
[#32]
It's damn rare when I actually laugh out loud at something on the internet. Congratulations, motherfuckers! You made me smile. |
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Posted: 3/10/2010 7:05:30 AM EDT
[#33]
Chocolate sauce!!!!!!! she sucked Ozzie's ability to speak right out of him!!!!
RG |
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Posted: 3/10/2010 7:07:10 AM EDT
[#34]
Quoted: Chocolate sauce!!!!!!! she sucked Ozzie's ability to speak right out of him!!!! RG I lol. |
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Posted: 3/10/2010 7:08:33 AM EDT
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Quoted:
Good Morning!
Story Link http://patrishka.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/sharon-osbourne-nomakeup.jpg Speaking to More magazine regarding the success of her 27 year long marriage to walking jelly Ozzy, she says that keeping the romance fresh is the key. Are you ready for this? OK - she said: "How do we spice it up in the bedroom? Lots of sex toys. Spray cream around the bollocks. Chocolate sauce on the knob. Lick, lick, lick." WHY IN THE HELL DID YOU POST THAT?
I need to bleach the mental image out of my head. 
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Posted: 3/10/2010 7:11:48 AM EDT
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Posted: 3/10/2010 7:13:57 AM EDT
[#37]
Dear god, she's hideous.
Imagining her and Ozzy going at it reminds me of two gorillas fighting over a babnana. |
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Posted: 3/10/2010 7:14:12 AM EDT
[#38]
Holy Jeebus on a pointy stick.
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Posted: 3/10/2010 7:15:12 AM EDT
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Most women married to rich and famous guys do those things.
They know as the age, they are like a car, depreciation is eminate, and new models are readily available. |
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Posted: 3/10/2010 7:16:17 AM EDT
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Most women married to rich and famous guys do those things. They know as the age, they are like a car, depreciation is eminate, and new models are readily available. You mean.. they actually have to work to keep their husband in a marriage? Hrmmmm |
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Posted: 3/10/2010 7:17:17 AM EDT
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I coulda done without knowing that piece of information. |
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Posted: 3/10/2010 7:25:07 AM EDT
[#42]
Does it matter?
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Can he even form a coherent sentence? Quoted:
I wonder if Ozzy kicks off every session by screaming "I ammm IRONMAAAAAAAAAN" |
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Posted: 3/10/2010 7:27:16 AM EDT
[#43]
i wish ozzy would bite off my head after reading that.
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Posted: 3/10/2010 7:33:58 AM EDT
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I'll be in my bunk!!!
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Posted: 3/10/2010 7:35:19 AM EDT
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Fuck my life.
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Posted: 3/10/2010 7:36:56 AM EDT
[#46]
Why did you share this?
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Posted: 3/10/2010 7:40:37 AM EDT
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Why did you share this? Misery loves company ? |
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Posted: 3/10/2010 7:40:43 AM EDT
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Still i reckon i'd prefer Sharon to do that to me than Kelly....hell even Jack rates ahead of that fat cunt..... I've never known a girl named kelly i like..they are all cunts - the lot of em! Look for a recent pic of Kelly..she has lost quite a bit of weight and actually looks halfway decent now. |
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