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Posted: 3/8/2010 2:53:01 PM EDT

... go to her dance lesson this evening, leaving me to "watch" the kids.

Should I do burnouts in the kitchen?

Posted: 3/8/2010 2:53:52 PM EDT

[#1]

This thread is misleading. I was hoping for some drama.

Posted: 3/8/2010 2:54:37 PM EDT

[#2]

Quoted:

Should I do burnouts in the kitchen?

Trust me, I speak from experience...it is NOT a good idea to do when she is home!

...but since she isn't home, I don't suppose that it could hurt much...do it and post pics!

Posted: 3/8/2010 2:55:01 PM EDT

[#3]

Yeah thats what my wife told her family too, she's learning to lap dance for ya isn't she?

Posted: 3/8/2010 2:55:31 PM EDT

[#4]

I hereby decree that you are a vagina if you don't...

Posted: 3/8/2010 2:55:42 PM EDT

[#5]

Quoted:
This thread is misleading. I was hoping for some drama.

You don't think there will be drama if she comes home and the house smells like burned rubber and there are scorch marks on the linoleum?

Your wife must be even more laid back than mine is!

Posted: 3/8/2010 2:56:04 PM EDT

[#6]

I encourage said burnouts and anxiously await the divorce thread we were promised.

Posted: 3/8/2010 2:56:10 PM EDT

[#7]

burn outs and wheelies !

Posted: 3/8/2010 2:56:29 PM EDT

[#8]

Just don't forget to pick up all the beer bottles and puke before she gets back, and do all the shooting downstairs, never upstairs.

Posted: 3/8/2010 2:56:48 PM EDT

[#9]

Posted: 3/8/2010 2:56:59 PM EDT

[#10]

Quoted:
Yeah thats what my wife told her family too, she's learning to lap dance for ya isn't she?

She informed me that she is going to be "a pretty ballerina."

Posted: 3/8/2010 2:57:49 PM EDT

[#11]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Yeah thats what my wife told her family too, she's learning to lap dance for ya isn't she?

She informed me that she is going to be "a pretty ballerina."

pics or gtfo

Posted: 3/8/2010 2:58:05 PM EDT

[#12]

I rode a CRF50 in my old house once.

once.

Posted: 3/8/2010 2:58:54 PM EDT

[#13]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Yeah thats what my wife told her family too, she's learning to lap dance for ya isn't she?

She informed me that she is going to be "a pretty ballerina."

pics or gtfo

Hey, all I've got are motorcycle pics.

I'll do what I can to procure photos of the dance recital later this year.

Posted: 3/8/2010 2:59:40 PM EDT

[#14]

does she want a new kitchen floor?.....do a burnout in the living room instead.

Posted: 3/8/2010 3:00:16 PM EDT

[#15]

Burnouts with pic. Or gtfo. +10 if kids take the picture.

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Posted: 3/8/2010 3:01:04 PM EDT

[#16]

Quoted:

Quoted:

Yeah thats what my wife told her family too, she's learning to lap dance for ya isn't she?

She informed me that she is going to be "a pretty ballerina."

pics or gtfo

Hey, all I've got are motorcycle pics.

I'll do what I can to procure photos of the dance recital later this year.

There is no dance recital.

Posted: 3/8/2010 3:01:13 PM EDT

[#17]

Holy antique Cowpie Batman...!

That makes my 86 KX look "almost" new...!

...

Posted: 3/8/2010 3:02:58 PM EDT

[#18]

To be fair, what I'm doing is probably far worse than indoor hooliganism.

I bought our oldest daughter a dirt bike last November and am planning on inoculating her against "bad boys on bikes" by making a rider of her.

Today was a fairly clear day and I pulled the thing out of storage and she and I are going to pull stuff apart and find out what needs to be replaced.

I was told I could use the kitchen so long as I mopped the floor afterwords.

Posted: 3/8/2010 3:03:04 PM EDT

[#19]

Quoted:

Quoted:

Yeah thats what my wife told her family too, she's learning to lap dance for ya isn't she?

She informed me that she is going to be "a pretty ballerina."

pics or gtfo

Hey, all I've got are motorcycle pics.

I'll do what I can to procure photos of the dance recital later this year.

There is no dance recital.

Word. Play it safe OP.

Aaaaaaaaaaand dibs.

Posted: 3/8/2010 3:03:54 PM EDT

[#20]

You MUST re-enact the scene from Weird Science where the mutant motorcycle gang invades the party

Posted: 3/8/2010 3:05:08 PM EDT

[#21]

Quoted:
Holy antique Cowpie Batman...!

It's not like it's an old school Hodaka.

That makes my 86 KX look "almost" new...!

...

I paid less than a dollar per CC.

Posted: 3/8/2010 3:05:24 PM EDT

[#22]

Quoted:

Quoted:

Yeah thats what my wife told her family too, she's learning to lap dance for ya isn't she?

She informed me that she is going to be "a pretty ballerina."

pics or gtfo

Hey, all I've got are motorcycle pics.

I'll do what I can to procure photos of the dance recital later this year.

There is no dance recital.

Word. Play it safe OP.

http://www.dave911.com/images/USAF_Thunderbird6_Eject.jpg

Aaaaaaaaaaand dibs.

Don't leave me with her! You need to pay for and take care of her! All I do is make her happy.

Posted: 3/8/2010 3:06:52 PM EDT

[#23]

Quoted:
This thread is misleading. I was hoping for some drama.

In for when she see's this thread, or the evidence on the floor

Posted: 3/8/2010 3:10:16 PM EDT

[#24]

Quoted:
To be fair, what I'm doing is probably far worse than indoor hooliganism.

http://www.jurai.net/~winter/KX80/img/_IMG_0377.JPG

I bought our oldest daughter a dirt bike last November and am planning on inoculating her against "bad boys on bikes" by making a rider of her.

Today was a fairly clear day and I pulled the thing out of storage and she and I are going to pull stuff apart and find out what needs to be replaced.

I was told I could use the kitchen so long as I mopped the floor afterwords.

Please tell me that she's just posing with the bike and you make her wear proper safety gear or at least a helmet.

Posted: 3/8/2010 3:13:06 PM EDT

[#25]

Quoted:
Burnouts with pic. Or gtfo. +10 if kids take the picture.

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The three year old would love it, but I'm not sure that the one year old would appreciate the racket.

My wife is just about to head out the door so we'll find out in a bit!

Posted: 3/8/2010 3:14:36 PM EDT

[#26]

you ain't got a hair on your ass if there are not donuts on the kitchen floor when your wife comes home...

Posted: 3/8/2010 3:15:44 PM EDT

[#27]

Quoted:
Please tell me that she's just posing with the bike and you make her wear proper safety gear or at least a helmet.

Yes, we got the bike home at 8:30 at night, and took pictures after she finished ripping around the yard without gear.

The bike hadn't been started (no fuel, or oil) and the front axle wasn't even torqued from being disassembled for transport.

Give me a little credit.

When we get all her gear sorted (prior to any riding) I expect she'll pass for a Power Ranger.

Posted: 3/8/2010 3:25:47 PM EDT

[#28]

cool looking little bike.........I bought the kids a KX-80 a long time ago (is that a KX-80 as well?).............fuck, that little bogger would flat out fly!!!

I sold it a week later a and got a Honda Cub and an XR-80. Way more daughter friendly.

vmax84

But have fun with those burnouts in the kitchen!

Posted: 3/8/2010 3:26:24 PM EDT

[#29]

EJECT!......Oh wait.

Posted: 3/8/2010 3:53:27 PM EDT

[#30]

Guys, I'm busted.

There's a clean spot.

If I'm gonna hide this I'll have to scrub the whole floor.

Posted: 3/8/2010 4:02:23 PM EDT

[#31]

Quoted:
Guys, I'm busted.

There's a clean spot.
http://www.jurai.net/~winter/KX80/img/_IMG_10772.JPG

If I'm gonna hide this I'll have to scrub the whole floor.

poor you

Posted: 3/8/2010 4:06:12 PM EDT

[#32]

wow, that looks like an 81 or 82 KX80.

Posted: 3/8/2010 4:11:36 PM EDT

[#33]

Rode my horse just inside the front door once. The wife wasn't amused at all.
A little Wild Turkey 101 was involved. She didn't accept that excuse either. Wasn't an amusing time in 50cals home for about................ 3 months

Posted: 3/8/2010 4:14:04 PM EDT

[#34]

My wife is at yoga right this minute......

Posted: 3/8/2010 4:27:19 PM EDT

[#35]

Quoted:
wow, that looks like an 81 or 82 KX80.

1980.

Posted: 3/8/2010 4:28:30 PM EDT

[#36]

Surprisingly, it did buff out!

I'm working on the video upload right now.

Posted: 3/8/2010 4:29:44 PM EDT

[#37]

Quoted:
you ain't got a hair on your ass if there are not donuts on the kitchen floor when your wife comes home...

This

Posted: 3/8/2010 4:32:51 PM EDT

[#38]

Quoted:

Quoted:
you ain't got a hair on your ass if there are not donuts on the kitchen floor when your wife comes home...

This

It's a small kitchen guys. It would take a better man than me to do even one donut in it. (Or a lesser man on a smaller bike. Or maybe a midget.)

Posted: 3/8/2010 4:37:02 PM EDT

[#39]

Quoted:

Surprisingly, it did buff out!

http://www.jurai.net/~winter/KX80/img/_IMG_10771.JPG

I'm working on the video upload right now.

How does it smell?

Posted: 3/8/2010 4:41:47 PM EDT

[#40]

Quoted:
Surprisingly, it did buff out!

http://www.jurai.net/~winter/KX80/img/_IMG_10771.JPG

I'm working on the video upload right now.

If that's anything other than real ceramic tile..... no way it buffed out.

Posted: 3/8/2010 4:43:47 PM EDT

[#41]

Burn outs and wheelies are OK.......Just don't show your tits!!!!

Posted: 3/8/2010 4:43:50 PM EDT

[#42]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Surprisingly, it did buff out!
http://www.jurai.net/~winter/KX80/img/_IMG_10771.JPG
I'm working on the video upload right now.

How does it smell?

There was a bit of two-stroke haze going on. Smells ok I guess. Choke was on halfway so its running a little rich.

Posted: 3/8/2010 4:44:27 PM EDT

[#43]

watch your damn kids

Posted: 3/8/2010 4:46:36 PM EDT

[#44]

pics of burnout please

Posted: 3/8/2010 4:48:16 PM EDT

[#45]

Posted: 3/8/2010 4:52:23 PM EDT

[#46]

Quoted:
Surprisingly, it did buff out!

http://www.jurai.net/~winter/KX80/img/_IMG_10771.JPG

I'm working on the video upload right now.

Sweet.

Why is she taking dance lessons?

Last buddy of mine to do burnouts on the kitchen while his wife was at dance lessons ended up getting divorced.

Posted: 3/8/2010 4:53:07 PM EDT

[#47]

Quoted:
watch your damn kids

The one year old is asleep. The three year old is finishing her bath. The nine year old just got the front wheel off her bike. The boy is fooling around on the computer.

I think I've got my bases covered, thanks.