I really embarressed myself today

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Posted: 3/8/2010 11:26:02 AM EDT

I was sitting out front of a nursing home while my wife was visiting her mother. I was in my truck with the windows rolled down when I noticed two nurses walking towards me. They were cutting up and laughing and I noticed one of them was wearing her Billy Bob teeth. I always keep mine in the console for easy access. I like messing with folks while I'm driving.

Anyhow, I put them in real fast and just as they get next to my passenger door, I learn over and say, "Hey Darlin." At that second I realize that it's her real chicklets. They're that fucked up. I swear the front top right one was an inch and a half long and stuck out at 45 degrees.

They both just looked at me like

and kept walking.

Posted: 3/8/2010 11:26:41 AM EDT

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Posted: 3/8/2010 11:26:53 AM EDT

[#2]

awesome!

Posted: 3/8/2010 11:27:58 AM EDT

[#3]

Don't get along too well with the mother-in-law?

Posted: 3/8/2010 11:28:30 AM EDT

[#4]

Really how many people do you know walk around with joke teeth?

Posted: 3/8/2010 11:28:39 AM EDT

[#5]

Get video next time.

Posted: 3/8/2010 11:29:34 AM EDT

[#6]

LOL
Hopefully they don't take it out on your mother-in-law!

Posted: 3/8/2010 11:29:45 AM EDT

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Well I have one almost as good especially in this day and age of PC. It is a beautiful day here in TN, 70 degress and I rode my motorbike to work. As I walked out the door for lunch I looked up at the sun and said 'Yeah baby!', then I looked across the parking lot at the cute girl who paused looking at me, I thought oh man I am so screwed, then she smiled and waved. I said I was just commenting on the weather, she smiled and shook her head. Man.......

Posted: 3/8/2010 11:30:40 AM EDT

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Posted: 3/8/2010 11:31:09 AM EDT

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I stopped using the phrase "Redheaded stepchild" after I used it in the presence of a red headed associate at work. After he had left our company someone mentioned he was adopted.

Posted: 3/8/2010 11:31:13 AM EDT

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Posted: 3/8/2010 11:31:40 AM EDT

[#11]

Ouch.

Posted: 3/8/2010 11:32:02 AM EDT

[#12]

Geez!!! That poor lady.

Posted: 3/8/2010 11:32:06 AM EDT

[#13]

Go back next week, without the teeth, and give her the card to a local orthodontist.

Tell her he can work miracles

Posted: 3/8/2010 11:32:55 AM EDT

[#14]

toothin' at 45?

Posted: 3/8/2010 11:33:22 AM EDT

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Posted: 3/8/2010 11:34:15 AM EDT

[#16]

Oh my

Posted: 3/8/2010 11:35:05 AM EDT

[#17]

You just hit on the

!

Posted: 3/8/2010 11:35:05 AM EDT

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Posted: 3/8/2010 11:35:14 AM EDT

[#19]

Quoted:
LOL
Hopefully they don't take it out on your mother-in-law!

One can hope

I swear, I've never seen a more fucked up grill than hers. It made my Billy Bob teeth look like I had a great dental plan.

Posted: 3/8/2010 11:36:31 AM EDT

[#20]

you mean to say she could eat an apple through a fence?

Posted: 3/8/2010 11:37:09 AM EDT

[#21]

Sometimes you can't make up the real good shit...

Posted: 3/8/2010 11:38:43 AM EDT

[#22]

I lol'd.

Posted: 3/8/2010 11:39:46 AM EDT

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Quoted:
Really how many people do you know walk around with joke teeth?

...and I hear they don't sell very well in Texas to begin with.

Posted: 3/8/2010 11:40:54 AM EDT

[#24]

Why do you have fake teeth in your car anyway?

Posted: 3/8/2010 11:42:38 AM EDT

[#25]

That's what you call a bear trap.. you don't see it till you're in it

Posted: 3/8/2010 11:44:42 AM EDT

[#26]

If I were you, I wouldn't set foot inside of that nursing home.

Ever.

Posted: 3/8/2010 11:44:44 AM EDT

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Quoted:
Really how many people do you know walk around with joke teeth?

Dude... I live in a country where people visit the dentist less often than the undertaker.......... Over here he'd have been gang raped by 30 wimmins just for having teeth.

OP - You owe me one keyboard, a coffee and a clean shirt

Posted: 3/8/2010 11:47:20 AM EDT

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Quoted:

Why do you have fake teeth in your car anyway?

For the lulz odie.

The same reason I have a dolly parton wig in the trunk of my car, or used to.

Posted: 3/8/2010 11:47:36 AM EDT

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Posted: 3/8/2010 11:48:28 AM EDT

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Quoted:

Quoted:
Really how many people do you know walk around with joke teeth?

Dude... I live in a country where people visit the dentist less often than the undertaker.......... Over here he'd have been gang raped by 30 wimmins just for having teeth.

OP - You owe me one keyboard, a coffee and a clean shirt

Stop it! You're giving the Brit bashers too much ammo!

Posted: 3/8/2010 11:48:31 AM EDT

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Hey at least you didn't mistake the side plate on a revolver for a crack in the frame

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Posted: 3/8/2010 11:49:33 AM EDT

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Posted: 3/8/2010 11:53:16 AM EDT

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Posted: 3/8/2010 11:53:19 AM EDT

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x 10

Posted: 3/8/2010 11:53:47 AM EDT

[#35]

lol

thanks for the laugh

Posted: 3/8/2010 12:10:33 PM EDT

[#36]

Awesome. well, at least now you have another reason to never set foot inside the nursing home!

Posted: 3/8/2010 12:11:23 PM EDT

[#37]

Careful, they'll shoot yer dawgs!

Posted: 3/8/2010 12:23:39 PM EDT

[#38]

Fuggit,

your avatar makes the story even funnier!

Posted: 3/8/2010 12:25:07 PM EDT

[#39]

Ouch. Hope the ma-in-laws insurance is paid up...

Posted: 3/8/2010 12:26:27 PM EDT

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There is a guy at work that has a son with mental disabilities. I once commented something to him about being "retarded". It was one of those realize as it was coming out of my mouth, but too late to stop it things. I felt awful.

Posted: 3/8/2010 12:31:10 PM EDT

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Posted: 3/8/2010 12:37:45 PM EDT

[#42]

thats what happens when you dont go see the mom in law

Posted: 3/8/2010 12:39:55 PM EDT

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Posted: 3/8/2010 12:41:46 PM EDT

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I was in a bar once a long time ago with a buddy of mine. We were hitting on these two women and shooting pool with them and I swore one of them had a booger hanging out of her nose. I mentioned something to her friend when she went to the bathroom. After she came back I looked closer and it was some kind of weird mole or something...just located in an odd place. The other girl asked her friend to follow her to the bar and I grabbed my friend and ran like hell. I told him why afterwards and he couldn't stop laughing. I was so fricken embarrassed.

You'd think I'd have learned to keep my mouth shut by now...but I'm still good at gnawing on my Keds.