> > >>These are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken
>down and now published by court reporters. How did they keep from laughing
>while these were all taking place?
> > >>__________________________________________________
> > >>Judge: "Well, Sir, I have reviewed this case and I've decided to give
>your wife $775 a week."
> > >>Husband: "That's fair, your honor. I'll try to send her a few bucks
>myself,"
> > >>______________________________________________
> > >>Q: What is your date of birth?
> > >>A: July fifteenth.
> > >>Q: What year?
> > >>A: Every year
> > >>______________________________________________
> > >>Q: What gear were you in at moment of the impact?
> > >>A: Gucci sweats and Reeboks.
> > >>_____________________________________________
> > >>Q: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all?
> > >>A: Yes.
> > >>Q: And in what ways does it affect your memory?
> > >>A: I forget.
> > >>Q: You forget. Can you give us an example of something you've
forgotten?
> > >>______________________________________________
> > >>Q: How old is your son, the one living with you.
> > >>A: Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can't remember which.
> > >>Q: How long has he lived with you?
> > >>A: Forty-five years.
> > >>______________________________________________
> > >>Q: What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke up
>that morning?
> > >>A: He said, "Where am I, Cathy?"
> > >>Q: And why did that upset you?
> > >>A: My name is Susan.
> > >>_________________________________________
> > >>Q: And where was the location of the accident?
> > >>A: Approximately milepost 499.
> > >>Q: And where is milepost 499?
> > >>A: Probably between milepost 498 and 500.
> > >>_______________________________________
> > >>Q: Sir, what is your IQ?
> > >>A: Well, I can see pretty well, I think.
> > >>________________________________________
> > >>Q: Did you blow your horn or anything?
> > >>A: After the accident?
> > >>Q: Before the accident.
> > >>A: Sure, I played for 10 years. I even went to school for it.
> > >>________________________________________
> > >>Q: Trooper, when you stopped the defendant, were your red and blue
>lights flashing?
> > >>A: Yes.
> > >>Q: Did the defendant say anything when she got out of her car?
> > >>A: Yes, sir.
> > >>Q: What did she say?
> > >>A: What disco am I at?
> >