Rob, steal, lie - do what you have to and check this one out.  Tell the wifey it's foreign, a story about personal reflection - whatever - but watch this movie.

Drugs, sex, and violence - all in the name of soccer.  Imagine living in a socialist state, and it's very easy to relate to.

Put the kiddies to bed, grab a frosty Newcastle Brown Ale - and don't forget to turn on the freaking subtitles!  Unless you've lived in London for the last ten years, you will have no idea what they're saying 75% of the time.  Frank Harper as the psychopath Billy Bright will burn a hole in your brain - the guy's brilliant, scarier than Joe Pesci.

All-Roight son? Jog on!

Does sound good!  

Unless you've lived in London for the last ten years, you will have no idea what they're saying 75% of the time.

Now that sounds especially intriguing.