A Priest, a Pastor and a Rabbi, were all asked what they would like people to say about them after they die.

The Priest said, "I would like them to say, he was a Godly man, who served the Lord, with all of his heart, soul, mind and strength.  He has now gone home to be with his Maker."

The Pastor said, "I would like them to say, he preached the Gospel and shared the Good News with everyone he met and led many people to the Lord which gave them eternal life.'"

The Rabbi said, "I would like them to say, 'look, he is still breathing.'"