Turn on the sprinkler.
good ole"jimmy" was having garage sale, and of course the hordes come out of the wood work, and park in front of my house, No problem as long as no one blocks my driveway so I can come and go without being blocked in, or park in front of my mailbox.
Well he had one "customer" park in my front yard, Yes in my front yard, I asked the driver to move his car off of my lawn and back into the street, I was told NO he would park wherever he wanted. The driver then walked next door to the garage sale.
Now it was fairly new Honda, and it was awarm day and the windows were down....and my lawn did need to be watered...
Yup, I turned on the sprinkler and let it rip, of course alot of water went into the honda...
Driver came back about 20 minutes later and was pissed when he saw my yard being watered.
He said he was going to call the cops, I said go ahead, you are parked ON MY LAWN, I asked you to move, you refused, can I help it if you are dumbass who parks his car on someones lawn, with the windows down and a sprinkler running?
I said, get the damn car off of my propertie before I have charges filed against you for tresspassing and destruction of my lawn.
His jaw hit the ground, and he left without another word.
The sprinklers stayed on the rest of the day, no one parked anywhere near my house the rest of the day.