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Posted: 9/11/2010 9:41:39 AM EDT
We can only hope:

LIBERTY, September 10, 2010 – It is widely thought that we have an illegal immigration problem in the United State caused largely by Mexico along our southern border. But the US is not alone in it’s struggle with illegal immigration.

Canada, in fact, has just as big a problem with illegal immigration as we do and Mexico is not the cause. Canada’s problem with illegal immigration comes from right here in the good old USA.

Read this report from our northern border with Canada carefully.

The Manitoba Herald, Canada,
as Reported by Clive Runnels, August 6, 2010

The flood of American liberals sneaking across the
border into Canada has intensified in the past week, sparking calls for
increased patrols to stop the illegal immigration. The recent actions of the
Tea Party are prompting an exodus among left-leaning citizens who fear
they'll soon be required to hunt, pray, and agree with Bill O'Reilly and
Glenn Beck.


Canadian border farmers say it's not uncommon to see
dozens of sociology professors, animal-rights activists and Unitarians
crossing their fields at night. "I went out to milk the cows the
other day, and there was a Hollywood producer huddled in the barn," said
Manitoba farmer Red Greenfield, whose acreage borders North Dakota. The
producer was cold, exhausted and hungry. He asked me if I could spare a latte
and some free-range chicken. When I said I didn't have any, he left before I
even got a chance to show him my screenplay, eh?"


In an effort to stop the illegal aliens, Greenfield
erected higher fences, but the liberals scaled them. He then installed
loudspeakers that blared Rush Limbaugh across the fields. "Not real
effective," he said. "The liberals still got through and Rush
annoyed the cows so much that they wouldn't give any milk."


Officials are particularly concerned about smugglers
who meet liberals near the Canadian border, pack them into Volvo station
wagons and drive them across the border where they are simply left to fend
for themselves." A lot of these people are not prepared for our
rugged conditions," an Ontario border patrolman said. "I found one
carload without a single bottle of imported drinking water. They did have a
nice little Napa cabernet, though." When liberals are caught, they're
sent back across the border, often wailing loudly that they fear retribution
from conservatives. Rumors have been circulating about plans for re-education
camps where liberals will be compelled to drink domestic beer and watch
NASCAR races.


In recent days, liberals have turned to ingenious
ways of crossing the border. Some have been disguised as senior citizens
taking a bus trip to buy cheap Canadian prescription drugs. After catching a
half-dozen young vegans in powdered wig disguises, Canadian immigration
authorities began stopping buses and quizzing the supposed senior - citizens
about Perry Como and Rosemary Clooney to prove that they were alive in the
'50s. "If they can't identify the accordion player on The Lawrence Welk
Show, we become very suspicious about their age." an official
said. Canadian citizens have complained that the illegal immigrants are
creating an organic-broccoli shortage and are renting all the Michael Moore
movies. "I really feel sorry for American liberals, but the Canadian
economy just can't support them." an Ottawa resident said. "How
many art-history majors does one country need?"


In an effort to ease tensions between the United
States and Canada, Vice President Biden met with the Canadian ambassador and pledged that the administration would take steps to reassure liberals. A
source close to President Obama said, "We're going to have some Paul
McCartney and Peter, Paul & Mary concerts. And we might even put some
endangered species on postage stamps. The President is determined to reach
out." he said. The Herald will be interested to see if Obama can raise
Mary from the dead in time for the concert.
Link Posted: 9/11/2010 12:51:36 PM EDT
Sounds like we need an open season on libtards
Link Posted: 9/11/2010 1:49:16 PM EDT
Okay, i laughed.........
Link Posted: 9/11/2010 3:05:23 PM EDT
Heh, cute. We can only hope the Libs would be so scared of us when they have already taken the Presidency, the House, and the Senate.
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